Meme via Awful Announcing
Yall. I’ll be honest. I was a big Obama supporter–even supported him enough to follow him on twitter. I felt a lot of ‘pride’ when he was elected since I am partially ‘black’ [via Pangea]. However, I think some1 needs 2 tell him that the campaign is over. He doesn’t need to focus on his personal brand any more. He doesn’t need 2 waste his time doing gimmicks that help him ‘relate 2 the common man.’
He should be President, and do serious stuff instead of watching ESPN, and being a ‘bro who fills out a college basketball NCAA tourney bracket.’
Feel like it is inconsiderate, since our economie is ‘in the shitter.’
Tired of this never ending public relations campaign when there are so many ISSUES out there unresolved. I remember when he was being a bro and drinking beer at some sports game, now he is trying harder to get bro-y with our nation.
I think that his act is as reprehensible and disgusting as the ppl at that one bank giving themselves bonuses after they got bailed out.
-Carles with a hardhitting opinion
h8 the modern world. h8 how leaders+celebrities have to be ‘human’ and ‘accessible’ these days.
some1 srsly needs 2 tell that bro 2 ‘get 2 work’ b4 he gets impeached.
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36 Comments
word, i agree. do u know how much time it takes to track ncaa tourney?
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this is on point.
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//////////Reply by andy
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@peachfuzz, yea Obama, is fucking are shit up
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altest team? uniforms? mascot? player?
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 10:39 am
@AstroCandy, Chattanooga Mocs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Tennessee_at_Chattanooga
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 10:45 am
@Gurkman, via Jimmy Fallonbro via the Roots.
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no one will ever be more alt than JOHN ALT
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//////////Reply by gene
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
@REMBARDNT FON RIGHN, heh.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 3:22 am
@REMBARDNT FON RIGHN,
WHO IS
JOHN ALT
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//////////Reply by xra
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 3:23 am
@anon, hro becoming secret objectivist lair
ayn rand to be declared “keut”
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 9:11 am
@xra, atlas tugged.
//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
@xra, ayn rand is mnstrm l0sr garbage, objectivism is 4 fat ugly freaks.
but srsly carles I love college basketball. it rlly weakens my personal brand when i start talking abt it like some sort frat br0 but its fun, w/e
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“since I am partially ‘black’ [via Pangea]”
LOL
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someone still loves you barack obama
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i knew u were a fuckin pangger
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barry is human after all
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Carles; ever since the HRo was hacked i have noticed a decline in the amount of comments left.
this maybe due to the economy or poor quality posting but i think the real issue is ur no longer a fan of ‘banger’ (big in 2007.5-2008). i think people still want bangers…they are still relevant.
ANC are only relevant for the Alt’s that think its cool to like the new ‘next big thing’ even thought they really hate the music
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//////////Reply by let go
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
@pete, disco is x1mill more relevant than bangers
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
@let go, ‘weak posts’ = down turn in cmnts
No excuses
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 1:54 am
@pete, bro, anco is good
how can you not love brothersport atleast…. i mean jesus… its so good
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alt tittehs?
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hey
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//////////Reply by corydan
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
@Carles,
sup bro
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
@corydan, i’ve never seen crles comment.
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 12:37 am
@d, that is the hacker
//////////Reply by May
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 1:44 am
@Carles, hola
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//////////Reply by xra
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 3:25 am
@Carles, rofl this is blue as fuck
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 11:48 am
@Carles, lol that is awesome
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@Carles, <3 da blog, keep on truckin’!
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//////////Reply by Steven Jobs
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
@Carles, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
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i approve of this post.
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pangea– hahahah!
and wow– tackling the seriosu issues now carls rn u???
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barry has a bodog account
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He needs to get with this president shit. I voted for him and he hasn’t done anything significant to help me out yet.
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//////////Reply by Brobama
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
@Jonathan: “I voted for him and he hasn’t done anything significant to help me out yet.”
What, you’re not a Wall St. banker?
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//////////Reply by Condy Cous-Cous
//////////Posted March 18th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
@Jonathan, he’s been in office for 2 months. wanna chill out a little?
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//////////Reply by Jonathan
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@Condy Cous-Cous, He wasn’t born two months ago. He knew what was up and he knew that the voters would hold him responsible for fixing shit up.
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what ARE you?
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every1 will always h8 the government we are taught 2 do so in middle school when we learn about how abe linkin had slaves and ethel rosenbergg was murdered for no reason. amerikin pride is no more than loving nascar and bruce springsteen and/or being too poor 4 skewl/ loving hxc workouts and ending up in irakckkqck.
alts <3 barry cuz he is not so much amerikin. he is black, and america luvs white people the most. he luvs his family and won’t divorce michelle and amerika loves divorcing. (remember when the south almost divorced the north?) he’s not a veteran and his wife has buff arms and wears alt clothes sometymes but more conservative like a hip oldperson.
i heart barry and think he will be good for us when he sorts out his policies and all and starts to rebuild.
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//////////Reply by hyrule
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 2:14 am
@Condy Cous-Cous, you wish you had lots of reply dont ya
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maybe the brackets have corporations instead of teams, a metaph0r for economic mergers/consolidations (hoveround corp.’s s000 going to buy out GM)
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more like BARACKetologie amirite??????
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Y do ppl leave long ass commentss?
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do you think obama will invite crles to the white haus to honor his achievement in the blogsphere.
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U R usually clever. this is ur worst post by far.
lylab, joe
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 1:56 am
@bloodsugarsexmagik, well, ur a red hot chili peppers fan, and they always have terrible posts [via their albums]
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//////////Reply by jfresh
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 11:12 am
@anon, <— such a tween peen.
there is no word for how much of an idiot you R.
wanna get 2gether n listen 2 fall out boi or jonas bros. 2night? oh nvm — NCAA tourney starts in 14 min
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
@jfresh, rhcp r the worst. u dont hav 2 b a tween 2 see dat.
so carles, you’re starting an HRO fantasy football league, right?
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d00ds, we should create and HRO #SXSW bracketologie 2 predict which up+’cumming’ indie rock/bloghau5 bands will become altcelebs in 2k9.
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http://www.obamadeception.net/
ObaMa is the Smen
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In one bracket: Afghanistan.
In the other: Iraq.
What about, Cuba, Zimbabwe, Sri-Lanka, The continent of Africa, the hurting czech cities and the 1,000+ other impoverished nations.
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted March 19th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
@Nemo, wut ever prob. those places hav the answer isnt a fullscale us invasion.
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I THINK THE ALT BRACKET WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN ANYTHING ON THIS POSTING. BAMA IS STINKIN IT UP
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BLACKetologie
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this needed to be said. 10/10 runoffs
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on jay leno tlkin bout fashion last night yall..
<3 u obammy/black superman.
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//////////Reply by Jonathan
//////////Posted March 20th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@Chevy,
superficial, that’s not why he’s in office y’all
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Did u really quote yourself?? srsly??? How lame… And if u think Dubya wasn’t taking as much if not more vacays then OBAMA then u r sadly mistaken.
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lol stick to simple blogging like “minime” yall. politics is not 4 u.
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Alt alt alt alt alt alt alt alt I’m so different alt.
I just wrote ur next blog entry.
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he has an army of guys to do shit. He just needs to put his jon hancock on the official bill. Barry understands “subcontracting” and so has time for a lot of things that we all do, like watch march madness.
afterall, its just a job and you got to make time for yourself and for march madness..
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 24th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
@DwayneWayne, <3 ur name.
<3 the ‘different world’ blipster meme.
might dress as whitley 4 halloween.
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yeh, obama is looking like a bum compared to us average citizens working our professional jobs 24hrs per day, 7 days a week.
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