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I just graduated from an Alt Magnet High School and we took Our Class Photo at ‘an alt club’

Photo by thefriendattack


I feel sad for night life/party photographers who recently invested in DSLRs. If they only knew that the future of party pix were gonna be all about PANORAMIC PHOTOS. A new generation of alternative people understand their context within alt-society and are no longer interested in showcasing their personal brand. They want to be in pictures, but they want no1 to stand out more than any other bro in the picture.

I don’t want to be in a picture by myself, or even with a small group of friends. I want to see myself in the context of an entire club. I want 2 see every1. I want to observe what every1 is doing. Who is the life of the party?

Just glad that in 2k9 ‘pix of urself’ are gonna be on the outsies, and ‘pix of urself lost in a large group of people’ will represent a sort of self-awareness of ur place in the world. U want ppl 2 know where u r, and that ur a part of something bigger than urself. Showcasing urself is for a lookbooker/myspacer, and u just need 2 kind of grow up if ur avatar/userpic has less than 10 ppl in ur photo.


Glad I didn’t go to a sad mainstream public highschool with a boring class photo.
Did yall ever do anything ‘zany’ for the ’sillie photo’? Were u the kid who ‘flicked off the camera’ and ‘ruined the picture’ and ‘got expelled’?

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20 Comments

  1. im just a yall
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 10:09 pm | Permalink

    we had a kid start on the left then run around behind to the right side so he was on both ends of the front row… nebody else experience “the bookend effect”?

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    //////////Reply by stev
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    @im just a yall, someone at my school did this too, he was the most hilarious random kid ever! … did you go to my school, man?!

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    //////////Reply by im just a yall
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    @stev,
    yeah, did u hear he died in a car wreck?
    he was sillie/zanie/funnie all in one!

    h8 u cars
    <3 u randomness
    miss u bookend bro

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  2. blckkid
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    my highschool totally oppressed the ppl who wanted to make our class photo unique so now we look like every other highschool except ppl are segregated into groups like whites/blcks/azns/indns/mexicans etc

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  3. Posted March 10, 2009 at 10:18 pm | Permalink

    i dont think im goin 2 make through my senior yr of high school. carles plz dont post about hs anymore bcuz it is depressing. i read hro 2 learn about wut older authnetic ppl r doing + wut fashions/memes mnstrmrs r ruining. Thanks In Advance xoxo

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  4. tt
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    a guy dressed up as where’s waldo in ours. security took him down

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  5. GOTOCREEK
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    YO TT U GO TO CREEK??

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    //////////Reply by tt
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    @GOTOCREEK, Yeah Bro!

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    //////////Reply by GOTOCREEK
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    @tt, ERYN?

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  6. arav
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 11:14 pm | Permalink

    hahah most pathetic blog to date. who the hells cares this much about a school photo? the poster acts like it’s some sort of way of life. you get your picture taken and that’s that, but no, the poster decides to take the extra step forward and make a deal about it.

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    //////////Reply by *****
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    @arav,

    haha
    hahahaha
    hahahahahah
    hoo
    hum
    ;)

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    //////////Reply by Prof. H Runoff
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    @arav, ur t0tally missing the whole point. One of the most meaningful posts so far.

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    //////////Reply by louis
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    @arav, u are too afraid to get vulnerable to “get it”

    What r u afraid of? [via westindiangirl]

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    //////////Reply by arav
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    @louis,

    LOL what are you talking about? what is there to get about a fugging school photo? the school photo is just about as insignificant as your yearbook

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    //////////Reply by spandecks
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    @arav, <3 u!!!

  7. Henderson (real nme)
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 11:16 pm | Permalink

    i’m ashamed because i wore a gold aa jacket for class photo.. definitely put the ass in class..

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  8. sj
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    our class photo had to be in school uniform. about the silliest thing you could do was to wear every single item of school apparel that was available

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  9. *****
    Posted March 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

    GO WILDCATS

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  10. Prof. H Runoff
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 2:50 am | Permalink

    What about a ‘class photo’ which is an array of all the kids’ profile pictures? We have to represent our collective self awareness as the twittersphere or the blogvilles, population 5,965.

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  11. DICKS DICKS DICKS
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 5:51 am | Permalink

    guy took shot with the whole back row shoutin GAY SEX

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  12. et
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 9:41 am | Permalink

    http://teapotsteapotsteapots.blogspot.com/2006/07/pink-chocolate-teapot-hat.html

    Could autistic thinking lead to a new form of authenticity in design?

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  13. Posted March 11, 2009 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    Real alts don’t go to high school.

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  14. corydan
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    my jewfro made the school fotos more ‘zanie’ and more

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  15. TranscontinentalOrgy
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 12:16 pm | Permalink

    my whole class had to dress up in dress & ties so that was serious lack of ability to express myself in the most meaningful picture of my teens. fuck nmh

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  16. Posted March 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    i wish i had a party photographer at my graduation

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  17. F.X.
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    I know at my neighboring high school there was a small courtyard a few blocks away that everyone went to smoke ganja at, called the Smoke Park. The principal of that school had them take the picture there

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  18. inBOIL
    Posted March 11, 2009 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    we all had to wear school colors (dumb shit) and get as close together as we could so everyone fell down on top of each other

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  19. Posted March 11, 2009 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    i was not the kid who flicked off the camera.i was part of the group that gave subtle “shocker” hand signals during the senior class photo. i went to -that- high school.

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  20. Bon Jovi
    Posted March 12, 2009 at 2:07 am | Permalink

    Carles, Do you live in Ohio? Because I went to this high school, Its Harrison Ohio. i just thought that was a random choice.

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