I have always wonder what makes 'the perfect woman.' I think she needs to be alternative, creative, endowed with a treasure chest of electro accessories, and she must have similar interests as me. She must 'like alternative music and culture' and 'enjoy eating pizza.'

Do yall think my expectations 4 a woman are 'too high'?
Ppl say that 'there's plenty of women in the sea', but just feel like I might be asking too much.

Sometimes I wonder what people did 'before the internet could handle videos.' I feel like people were still making 'shitty music and rapping over it', but I feel like now that you can make a zany video to go with it and more ppl will have 2 hear your zany song while watching your zany video. Feel bad about the attention economy.

What's yalls fave kind of pizza? [via Dominos advertising to alternative demographics]
Do u yall still think that altbros are evolving in2 pizzaAlts?

Previous Pizza Alt Coverage

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/10/pizza-alts-the-next-altbro.html