I was recently looking at a website, and I saw on this website that a magazine that I had never heard of/actually read had a big, beautiful woman on the cover of it. After I googled her, I found out that Beth Ditto was some sort of think-piece feminist who is only fat to 'make people think about issues.' She is also apparently a talented singer, but her weight+progressiveness has kept her from becoming a pleasantly plump starlet like Kelly Clarkson, Adele, or Carnie Wilson.

n e ways. I think the magazine cover is 'kinda tuggable.' It makes me think about times that I am alone, and I have 'sexual desires' but no1 around me. I 'touch myself' until I 'cum.' Do yall ever look at magazines / internet pornography / ppl outside of ur window / old family foto albums with u 'pleasure urself'? Not sure what the 'best way of doing things' is, but it is still sometimes nice 2 tug urself off without the emotional commitment of some1 else.

I was wondering if it was authentic to 'masturbate' to pictures that are in magazines... or do yall just use the internet to 'find porn' and 'get off' to? I read in a blog that there are new internet porn sites that allow u 2 'stream video's kinda like youtube. is this just an internet rumor, or will I have to keep my Tyra magazine?

What is the 'unsexiest' place yall have ever came? In the bathroom of ur parents' house right after you finished bowel movementing? Life is so real sometimes, yall.

But SRSLY, yall--do yall know if magazines still have pages inside of them, or are they just trying to have 'interesting looking covers' so that websites blog about them? When u see a magazine that has a zany cover, r u 'compelled 2 buy it' or are u like 'glad I didn't buy it--just looked at it on the internet.'

Part of me feels kinda sad whenever I see a 'bloggable magazine cover' because newspapers+magazines are dying. I think it's kinda a metaphor when a blog mentions a magazine, or a celeb on a magazine cover. It makes me sad 2 think abt people grocery shopping and feeling like they have 2 buy a magazine in order 2 stay 'connected' to the world. Blogs and magazines are direct competitors, so they shouldn't help each other out.

'being on a magazine cover' used 2 be such a big deal, but now it feels like ur 'just another meme.' I would h8 being a meme, and start to feel less relevant as other posts continued 2 stack on top of u every day.

Just glad I have the internet to find out more about life/to find things to 'masturbate to.' Searching for a site that merges these 2 concepts in2 an easy 2 navigate interface which optimizes my time. Do yall know n e 1 good websites 4 this goal? (besides myspace/facebook/lookbook/ hro )