While googling ‘how to fix the economy’, I recently stumbled across a picture of President Barry Obama drinking a beer on the sidelines of an NBA/NFL game. A lot of people have always said that they want a chill President who they can chill with, and be bros. However, I don’t think I want this at all. I want a President who takes his job seriously. I want a President who is trying to make things better, instead of getting hammied while drinking Bud Light / Sparks.
Is n e 1 else ‘outraged’ that we let this man into office just for him to prove to be ‘just happy to be there.’ Ever since he’s been in office, all he ever does is vlog and twitter. Don’t think he’s making any of the CHANGE he promised to us or to the world. A lot of people would say that we want a President who we can ‘relate 2′, but I don’t think that’s reasonable. I want a President who is ‘100% business.’
I’m kinda worried about stuff like terrorism, Chinese ppl, business ethics, CEO bonuses, lynching Osama Bin Laden, nationalizing a stringent methodology of racial profiling, sending Michael Phelps 2 jail, pardoning OJ, and making sure that every home in America has high speed internet.
Just kinda pisses me off 2 see this bro chilling so hard, like nothing even matters.
ughh… s00 d0ne with politix.
Is n e 1 else ‘outraged’? Or does seeing Obama drink a beer make him seem ‘more personable’? R yall worried that some terrorist is gonna buy season tickets to the Washington Wizards just to ‘get his assassinate on’?
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cuz barry is secretly a terrorist
every1 knows that
oh yea and first…?
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first comment!!!
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//////////Reply by Me Bones
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@zachary german, First comment to fail.
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//////////Reply by M39
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@zachary german,
lol hi zachary german i kno u sorta
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first comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by daddyasamAck
//////////Posted March 4th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@Tripler, first ’second comment to fail’ you mean
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//////////Reply by dumpering
//////////Posted April 18th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@daddyasamAck, wouldn’t it actually be second “first comment to fail” ??? or preferably, just second comment to fail?
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yo i hope that is bud light in that glass…otherwise i’m seriously gonna retract my vote. and i hope he got it for free during some kind of alt-pregame event.
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I’m real stoked for the MLB opener, mayb brobama will thro the openin pitch. Then i can change the channel and watch some real sports like MMA.
keep chillin carles
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//////////Reply by the large headed one
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 am
@Bobo,
Brobama LMAO
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all i like about that picture is his watch slip
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cuz he drinks some light beer during a sport event he,s not a good prez… c’mon… are you afraid of man-bear-pig ???
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w3rd ^. kinda bummed on the broskie. i know its only been a month, but just seems like shady bizz as usual. kudos carles.
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//////////Reply by ghostofpeterjennings
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
@cdo, dude’s been in office for a month after the ruinous concerted efforts to two administrations. what are you, some kind of moron-hipster hybrid? pls switch to looser-fitting jeans. your ass clearly needs to breathe.
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//////////Reply by cdo
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@ghostofpeterjennings, you’re an idiot. I’m not upset that the problems aren’t fixed. I’m upset with him reneging on his campaign promises regarding the way his administration would operate. But your probably just to busy riding the slogan campaign victory wagon to understand what’s going on. I do wish obamy all the luck in the world but so far he’s come out the gate swigging the same ole’ stale political wine. so i’m gonna have to say thanx for the insult and enjoy the rest of your day surfing the back logs of STWL.
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//////////Reply by gaharles
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
@cdo, hahaha, awsome… (I think you ment *SWPL but its cool, I type mad sometimes too.)
//////////Reply by lizatrwk
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@cdo, yall r talking about stuffwhitepeoplelike?!? that site is lame.
im done with politics too.. <3 u carles
//////////Reply by hhh
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@cdo,
Soooo rite.
If Barry cant do it. Will I have to question the value of having presidents at all?
//////////Reply by boards
//////////Posted March 4th, 2009 at 6:16 am
@cdo, and what campaign promises has he reneged upon? pls do name them!! and what is this wine you speak of?
i do agree that identity politics played a big role in getting barry elected but i don’t think that was the only reason. for once in a long time, we actually have an intellectual in the white house and he’s been working on economic stimulus packages. also it’s only been a little after a month of him being elected and he’s gotta get his team and other shit togethah so i think we can give him a break for drinking beerz every now and then.
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//////////Reply by gene
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@jbeatz, the more obama works on those economic stimulus packages, the lower the dow goes. i’m starting to think that we’d all be better off if he took more time off.
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//////////Reply by xra
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
always thought the best part of that “havin a beer” thing was that gw didnt even drink
ps lol conservatives on hro
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//////////Reply by gene
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
@xra, lol disgruntled former obama campaign volunteer on hro
thanx 4 ‘bein d0ne w/politix’
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This is a crap post. It’s not funny, actually. It’s strange, cArles, I dig this site because you can be funny but I find it too bad that you are a biggot and racist. You are aware, aren’t you? I see it more in other posts but this one too. Your dark side is showing a bit.
Strange that you have such conservative personal politics and yet you also have a liberal arts side.
ur like an alt-skinhead. It’s rare. But my guess is you are not a NY-er but rather from somewheres down south where you adopted some of these attitudes.
anyoen care to fill me in? whats up with the contary hipster?
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//////////Reply by wat
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@snatch,
lol ur dum
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//////////Reply by snatch
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
@wat, or r U?
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//////////Reply by cspan
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm
@snatch, if carles is a bigot then call me a klan member
//////////Reply by wat
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 5:54 pm
@snatch,
no im dum 4 sur but u r 2 :-O
//////////Reply by King Baeksu
//////////Posted March 6th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
I agree with Snatch. Carles says he “kinda worried” about “Chinese ppl.”
Hmm… is there a “meaningful” difference between “ironic/hipster racism” and plain old “wonderbread/bro racism”?
I think Carles the Net junkie/freak is secretly afraid of “AZNs” because they seem to know much more about the Intertubes than he does.
I expect a post on the Yellow Peril 2.0 in the coming days.
Where should all us white doods hide?
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//////////Reply by JonasBro
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 10:03 pm
@snatch, chill, bro, alright?
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//////////Reply by Snatch
//////////Posted March 3rd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@JonasBro,
alright…chillin now.
@c-span,
you are a clan member.
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//////////Reply by jayO is too cute
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:28 am
@snatch, I agree with you snatch, why is everyone calling him bro, brobama… enough of da racist jokes. I understand your conservative u got no bizness post’n crap lyke dis, hope u don’t consider urself to be a hipster… how the fu*k are u scared of a whole race of peeps (Chinese peeps), dats dat ignorant, racist dumb sh*t, i thought America as a whole is changing but we got ignorant fu^ks lyke u stil around… I can’t h8 u for ur views cus it goes against wut i believe in and why i’m fighting along with 300,000 other men and women in the armed services for. Preservation of freedom!!!
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d00d he made SRS CHGZ he close that prison in mexico so ppl can come make us tacos!!!!!!
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it’s been all of a month since he’s been in office. i don’t think the world is going to change dramatically in that time. besides…have you watched the news lately?
the dudes president. i think he’s allowed to have a beer and watch a game from time to time.
if nothing has happened by the end of the year and you see him at every wizards game sipping brew, then you should bring this blog back out.
until then, try watching the news and give the man a break.
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//////////Reply by wrdrb
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@darin, well said man
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//////////Reply by JonasBro
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
@darin, kudoes, darin!
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thought provoking commentary? ‘taking ur brand to the nxt lvl’. I think you should stick to alt tits and AZN meme economics. on second thought, I liked you better when you were a whiny blogger w/o a blog.
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Yesterday me and Obamy were chilling in his place @ the white home, while listening to top secret alternative music from the future.
So I asked him “Barry… listen: What are your plans for the alternative economy” + some other questions on the electro war and the brolocaust.
Barack looked down to me and whispered [via the Watch-men]:
NO!
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//////////Reply by wrdrb
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@altCreep, “Barack looked down to me and whispered [via the Watch-men]: NO!”
LOLLLLLL
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//////////Reply by alt-oid
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
@altCreep, BEST LINE EVER.
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He contributes nothing to society, doesn’t take things seriously and posts/twitters shit on the internet all day…
Is he:
a) Obama as described by Carles
or
b) Carles
Your sarcastic, whiny blog voice is only funny when used to describe and criticize ridiculously disposable music and trends. I’d stay out of the politics if I were you. You’re better suited to the shallow end of the pool.
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//////////Reply by Barack Obama
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@say tw(h)at?,
Listen to what the boy says, young man. Carles is doing truly important social critique and I am taking his opinions real serious.
Carles, got some sparks left (wink) (wink). Text me later.
Now I’m going to twit a bit,
laters yall.
p.s: I want to give a hint to the whole alternative population of the United States that I am fighting I mean I really AM fighting to bring SparksBro from the dead to where he belongs – AMONG US IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
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//////////Reply by JonasBro
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
@say tw(h)at?, how in the world do people like yourself find your way onto a blog like HRO? and why do you feel the need to put yourself on a ‘pedistile’ in a comment thread on a blog that you hate because it uses a kind of humur that you don’t ‘get’?
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<3 u gw.
h8 u barry.
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he is just showing every1 that the world isnt blowing up like Ja Rule in 2K1, and that we can still go about consuming in the most mind-numbing way possible [via profesh. sportz]
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top left of CRLS pic=OMG dat ASS.
p.s. carls: this was a shit post and you would feel shitty for posting it.
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first.
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barrack obama is a charismatic leader and that is how he came into power… if he changes and just relies on his legal rational authority he will not last in politics. He has to live like a celeb and say the right shit… [via Sociological theories prof]…
‘I’ve always wanted a President who I could have a marijuana-joint with & talk abt life.’ -some stonerbro
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1st
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at sports events, I’ve always felt like that autistic tween sitting next to barry in that pic. s00 impatient, I have to grab my foot and my face
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//////////Reply by jimmyfallon
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@carmen,
samesies :D
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I’m surprised you didn’t give him shit for drinking next to a little kid too. Oh no look the black man is ruining our white bred society teaching them to enjoy basketball and 40’s and wear all black and be gay too (limp wrist).
You’d have a heart attack if you saw the kind of drinking that goes on at state dinners / balls / government functions. TOP. SHELF. OPEN. BAR.
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F’real? Carles I <3 when you stick to branding and hipsters. Politix jus isnt ur forte.
Incidentally, you seen that budget plan he issued that lays out our taxes and recession plan for the next decade? He’s updating the economy more than his twitter, bro chi minh.
Making uninformed commentary just to get ‘more hits’ and more ‘web traffic’? tsk tsk carles.
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That’s harsh. I’m sure all presidents need to occasionally blow steam and get a bj or choke on a pretzel – so if you are saying he should NOT SEEM like he is chilling out while the country falls into the toilet, then I get it. Otherwise I think maybe you’re the one who drank the wonderboy coolaid.
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Wow, Obama has a beer at one basketball game, and you are already quick to jump into the black people are laZy stereotype? Meanwhile Bush seemed to be asleep at the wheel most of his presidency, but I guess thats not as bad. Ya man, you should be s00 d0ne with politix, since you obviously don’t know what the hell you are talking about.
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//////////Reply by daddyasamAck
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
@Onthe, lay off the ketamine bro
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i can think of 2 dft frnch pnks who could probably be the presidents of earth, and they would make barry o learn how to dj and be in a meaningful band. and the world would b a better place.
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//////////Reply by ji(xxx)zzz
//////////Posted May 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 am
@cho. chang, for real. if the Dafts were PREZ of the earth it would be amazing. they can basically do anything and be perfect so i’m all for it.
cheers
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http://www.terryrichardson.com/
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andre3000>barry
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He better not get a beer belly =/
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LAST
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 7:56 pm
@pete, nope
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well, he definitely is better than a prez that plays dress-up with a flight suit.
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//////////Reply by daddyasamAck
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
@tc, meaning?
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Great troll post.
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100% i know lots of boring people that are 100% bussiness…… i don’t care if they are happy, they are doing something i dont want to do… so let them be 100% i dont want someone like me to run the nation, home of the free, land of the brave… i want to hang out with someone almost as solid as me. i dont want them to be over me… under me is more comforting.. down with bama up with some good nerd
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a politician is a politician is a politician. theyll say what they need to say to get in office then keep right on supporting the same corporations and other rich pieces of shit that have held the real sway in this country for decades. any real hope or change is gonna come from us down here, not some fucker in washington
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i agree a 100 percent. he spent 130 million on his inauguration ball. does a interview with every mag and somehow they keep on spitting out new photo shoots. did his marketing team prep a thousand shoots to distribute during his presidency like the tupac team? CNN is reporting on Michele obamas arms. this couple is like brad and angelina to the media. why spend 130 million when you say people are starving in the state of the union. meanwhile Russia is brushing off the administration and hugo chaves told him to piss off, wtf is goin on?
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props on havin a brain my carles
psyched to see all the “douchebags” coming to terms with wonder boy as he sails the economy into the fuckin ground.
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//////////Reply by boards
//////////Posted March 4th, 2009 at 6:23 am
@bubbloy, srsly?
do you ppl take politics and this country seriously?
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//////////Reply by milk
//////////Posted June 15th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
@bubbloy agreed…
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Last!
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Remember when Bush was president and things seemed to be a bit normal day to day. Now it’s been around a month of this new guy and it seems like there’s something worse and worse on the news every day, oh gawd…
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wow man… the more and more posts make… the less and less i respect u. Ur a good writer, but can be seriously ignorant.
Obama’s just having a beer… not a big deal. 1 freakkin beer and ur getting on his case n suddenly criticizing his “politix”?!?!?!
i swear 2 god u sound like some elitist uber-hipster version of Bill O’Reilly. and 2 all those who support ur viewpoint… get a fcking life.
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//////////Reply by ji(xxx)zzz
//////////Posted May 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 am
@defiance_agenda, laaawwwlzzerrzzz
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//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted July 26th, 2009 at 1:32 am
@defiance_agenda,
Exactly.
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You suck bro. Why can’t we just chill hard on the reg with our bros?
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:34 am
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