kinda bored. decided 2 make a random video. put my mom's black panty hose over my face and make it seem 'more conceptual.' I decided to pick a poppy, upbeat song by the Crystal Castles that would make it EZ 2 dance 2. I'm a pretty artistic bro, so I just wanted a nontraditional song that would allow me to showcase innovative dance moves that u usually can't execute at a local dance club without 'pissing off' bros who are just there to 'grind on bitches.'
Wish more ppl would realize that dancing is actually an art. It's not just a drunken display of 'expressing urself.' I miss 2k7. Back then, it seemed like more ppl let themselves d.a.n.c.e. :-(
"People Don't Dance No More." -the Raptures
I came up with an original poem
"dance like no1 is watching
love like u've never been hurt
sing like no1 is listening
live like itz heaven on Earth"
Just want 2 dance like no1 is watching
but record it on my Macbook
then upload it to youtube
and let ppl watch it
guess i knew they were watching the whole time
even tho they weren't rlly there
Actually just designed a tshirt which I will market to 'Christians' and miscellaneous 'generic white people.' "Blog like no1 is reading." -Carles, 2009
srsly tho.. do yall think that 'dancing' will 'come back', or has it been dead+inauthentic since the disco implosion?
by manbaby. (not verified) | Sun, 2009-03-15 15:20
it's coming back a lil bit. evry1 that dissed on clubs back when they were a lil more hott, now talk about clubs that are cool because they play 'electro' music. worried.
Watching you dance reveals more about you than anything you've ever written on HRO. It says you're a top in your dreams, a bottom in real life, your parents never took you to Disneyland, and you think Bring It On is this generation's West Side Story.
Why is it that Christians tend to wear those kind of shirts even if they don't even know how to dance properly? Time to write an essay for my Sociology class.
@derryck,
this song is now a modern classic. they had stolen samples in unreleased demos from 2004 so who cares because it was never shared or released but my question is why is he wearing "black-face" in the video
@derryck, are you seriously wasting our time over a single "kick" and "snare"?? Justice kick and snare taken from Soulwax. Mstrkrft kick and snare taken from Oizo. Learn the facts, be authentic.
So if an embezzler gets mugged, it's cool for the embezzler to carry on robbing on a higher scale?
also, as much as I hate timb too, he didn't rip off crystal castles. used a sidstation, they 'sound similar' where as cc ripped off trevor brown directly and profited off his work and the whole chanel thing but yknow whatevs. enjoy making yr weak rationalizations, gon go make some stirfry nummers
@corydan,
LOL, using Chanel in jpegs only and selling a few t-shirts with stolen art like every punk band on Earth probably to pay for gasoline VS. being ripped off in the biggest rap song of 2007 Feat. *NSync even though the cc version was out in 2006 and has the same exact beat/chords/Sid sound. it's O.K. yall no one was hurt in the war http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bj6IhZbYFY
@derryck, and yall
sometimes I don't 'get' yall
how many times do hro cmmntrs have to argue about the authenticity of Crystal Castles?
and it always ends with an altbro saying how many times he would 'tug off to her in a day'
yet someone always has to post a cmnt saying 'Crystie Castie st0le da tunes !1'
dancing in shaaady clubs in the US ruined dancing for everyone. grinding sux. peeps feel left out. you go to clubs in europe and asia, it's totally different. dancing is a different cult(ure), mo individual and arty and less butt griiiindin'
We are so dead in these damn Electro Wars. These kids are learning tectonics as a part of their curriculum? Even the chubby girl is decent. We're fucked. It's fucked.
You should see my body
I gotta know enough to know if you can get me bodied
I'm kinda tight, I'm feeling right enough to see somebody
I wanna let it off tonight
Wanna dance, wanna party wanna be myself tonight.
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Dancin' coming back yall! prepare yoself!
@Iain, yah, i am always dancing/doing poppers w/ethnic womens.
1st comment
folk implosion in y2k10
@"1st comment" german,
1st comment fail.
-Highly expected from a German.
it's coming back a lil bit. evry1 that dissed on clubs back when they were a lil more hott, now talk about clubs that are cool because they play 'electro' music. worried.
listen like no one's watching ur last.fm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmhZVjaqQo
@sendtohughes, fucking <3 u 4 real
OMG is this AZN from other video?!
He's in disguise! Tricky AZN.
i agree that 'blog like no1 is reading' is probably the best long-term strategy for your site, crls. thanks 4 the memories.
Thats not you, cause u woudnt wear those ugly slip-ons
as someone who does this for a living, i'm impressed! u got some really contemporary movement styliings
"cmmnt like no1 is replying"
@alternativeprincess, This may or may not be an ironic 'cmmnt rply'
@alternativeprincess, this is the only sincere 'cmmnt rply' ull ever see. so real right now
Watching you dance reveals more about you than anything you've ever written on HRO. It says you're a top in your dreams, a bottom in real life, your parents never took you to Disneyland, and you think Bring It On is this generation's West Side Story.
@Chris, luv bottoming.
"just hangin out at appl studio, filmin the nxt ipod cmmrcial"
@louis, hahaha or practicing my audition routine for "no YOU got served"
dance = sex
Sweet moves.
best post ever
i hope this meme explodes
DANCE like no-one is watchin,
WORK like you don't need the money,
LOVE like you've never been hurt
FUCK like you're being filmed
tug to Alice Glass jpegs like your girlfriend's not watching.
Why is it that Christians tend to wear those kind of shirts even if they don't even know how to dance properly? Time to write an essay for my Sociology class.
it's like u just described my process sooo weird u know me soo well
"Just want 2 dance like no1 is watching
but record it on my Macbook
then upload it to youtube
and let ppl watch it"
that is an awful person and that is some awful stolen chiptune music
@derryck,
this song is now a modern classic. they had stolen samples in unreleased demos from 2004 so who cares because it was never shared or released but my question is why is he wearing "black-face" in the video
@thom,
the song 'love and caring' is on their LP and it is stolen shit alrite.
http://gameboygenius.8bitcollective.com/wordpress/2008/05/06/crystal-cas...
@derryck, are you seriously wasting our time over a single "kick" and "snare"?? Justice kick and snare taken from Soulwax. Mstrkrft kick and snare taken from Oizo. Learn the facts, be authentic.
@thom,
they stole lots else. ask trevor brown.
funny enough i have the original artwork they stole on the original tape he did it for cuz im an altnoisebro.
http://www.discogs.com/Various-Garbage-Sandwich/release/724197
sry doggz, don't mean to turn this into a copyright stealin fest
@corydan,
CRYSTAL didn't cry when 50 Cent stole their track Courtship Dating for Ayo Technology. They actually said "We don't give a fuck" in some magazine.
They paid Trevor Brown 14 blog years ago:
http://pitchfork.com/news/33548-crystal-castles-artist-settle-madonna-im...
@thom,
So if an embezzler gets mugged, it's cool for the embezzler to carry on robbing on a higher scale?
also, as much as I hate timb too, he didn't rip off crystal castles. used a sidstation, they 'sound similar' where as cc ripped off trevor brown directly and profited off his work and the whole chanel thing but yknow whatevs. enjoy making yr weak rationalizations, gon go make some stirfry nummers
@corydan,
LOL, using Chanel in jpegs only and selling a few t-shirts with stolen art like every punk band on Earth probably to pay for gasoline VS. being ripped off in the biggest rap song of 2007 Feat. *NSync even though the cc version was out in 2006 and has the same exact beat/chords/Sid sound. it's O.K. yall no one was hurt in the war
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bj6IhZbYFY
@corydan, Wait a second yall, this is exactly why I love the Crystal Castle. Criminal Assholes Forever. Alice Glass can steal my life.
@derryck,
steal like you're not gonna get caught
@derryck, and yall
sometimes I don't 'get' yall
how many times do hro cmmntrs have to argue about the authenticity of Crystal Castles?
and it always ends with an altbro saying how many times he would 'tug off to her in a day'
yet someone always has to post a cmnt saying 'Crystie Castie st0le da tunes !1'
<3 Crystal Castles
<3 Hrny Altbros
lovelovelove this, thanks for the moves
chads try to grind on me & they get crystal castl'd
blog like no one's reading... i stay true to that
dancing in shaaady clubs in the US ruined dancing for everyone. grinding sux. peeps feel left out. you go to clubs in europe and asia, it's totally different. dancing is a different cult(ure), mo individual and arty and less butt griiiindin'
@jbeatz, You've clearly never seen my artistic individual butt grinding. 's so real.
no wonder he covered his face..
Dance
Never Die
Never Stop Dancing
Long live the Dance
God please god make me live this once in my life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo
French people dance now so maybe we can copy them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD3gISQO1E0
But also French people are bringing mullets back so maybe not.
@Dani, O///////////////////M/////////////////////////G//////////////
We are so dead in these damn Electro Wars. These kids are learning tectonics as a part of their curriculum? Even the chubby girl is decent. We're fucked. It's fucked.
wait. is this crystal castles? it sounds like heartsrevolution
notlikeitfuckingmattersss!
wayyyyyy 2 high for this. it looked like a cheer routine. keep dancin y'all
think it's a she and <16...prob not "alt-bro"
nm "Ben % Cortez" and http://www.myspace.com/cortezben
You should see my body
I gotta know enough to know if you can get me bodied
I'm kinda tight, I'm feeling right enough to see somebody
I wanna let it off tonight
Wanna dance, wanna party wanna be myself tonight.
Awesome post. The crappy "Alice Practice" audio really adds to it. I hate people at clubs who go "to grind on bitches."
i saw cc 2 days ago, alice touched my hand then left. crowd was pissed, yall
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The Cult of the Amateur summarized into a manifesto.
“Blog like no1 is reading.” -CRLmarkS 2k9
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