Today I am 'taking it easy' and 'went on a walk through a park' and 'thought about life' that doesn't happen 'on the internet.'
A list of things that make my glasses fog up
- a set of perfect alternative breasts
- a kute twink
- when my fave blog posts a new 'blog' [via people who call individual blog posts 'blogs']
- a new remix by my fave electro band of the month
- an authentic album leak
- tour dates announcements that tell me a relevant band is stopping by my region
- falling in love
- falling in <3
- falling in like
- 'cumming'
- free alcohol at an alternative event at some sort of festival or conference
- seeing some1 replied 2 me @twitter
- seeming some1 sent me an email 'just 2 say that they kare'
- learning about a new social network, like facebook or friendspace, or tweensgettingnakedonwebcam.org
- finding out I've been tagged in a new photo on a party pic website
- getting a new technological item
- losing my iPod and replacing it with a better 1
- losing my azn and replacing it with a better 1
- getting hacked and then unhacking the hack
- having a bro-like moment with a group of bros
- waking up 2 Animal Collective
- dancing like no1 is watching
- finding a 'bloggable meme'
- when my parents write on my wall on facebook and show my friends that they are kewler than their parents cuz they 'get' how 2 communicate with me in the modern world
- accidentally getting some1 pregnant but then getting vulnerable with them as we drive 2 Planned Parenthood 2 get a Morning After Pill, then taking them out 2 eat a meaningful brunch and then 'making love' again
- Going to a music festival and walking into the gates and knowing I am going to have a meaningful experience
- going 2 a concert and 'grinding' my half-erect penis into a girl in front of me
- Blacking out then waking up and talking about what I remember from last nite
- Getting accepted to design school
- Graduating from college and talking myself into how 'i made the right decision' cuz 'i really found myself' at college
- Getting a job at an advertising firm/creative marketing/online promotions firm
- Whenever Apple announces a kewl new product
- Looking at pix on facebook of a girl who u have a crush on, then seeing her in real life
- Doing something beautiful
- Getting buzzed with a group of my closest friends
- Tumblring/sharing a really bloggable meme picture of something kewl, zany, and interesting
- Finding out that I made a better test score/got a better job than some1 I don't respect
- Feeling better than other ppl
- whenever America does something great
- Going viral.
- livin' life!
These are a list of things that fog up my shuttershades.
What fogs up ur wayfarers?
remember 'emo glasses'? miss u
Comments
first fogz um.
@bzsprme, lol
best hro post in awhile
am appy ads with nipples
shopping + reading hro
+1 to waking up 2 animal collective
-working at the coal mine
-eating bologna sandwiches the wife packed
-watching a comedy
-beer
-falling asleep in 5 seconds
-football
-being the funny friend
-taking a dump in the morning/reading the paper
-huge jugs
-rainy days
@BENJY, LOL s00000 authentic
-reading an article in the mainstream media that shows how little old ppl 'get' us.
-going to an authentic bluegrass festival featuring some of my favorite alt-country artists in a meaningful ski town full of stoners.
-getting that free copy of 'the vice magazine' every time i buy something from the keut girls @ am appy.
-finding a horrible vinyl record @ a mnstrm yard sale and buying it anyways, 2 show off 2 ur friends.
getting a message from ur bloghaus tape label on myspace saying thay want 2 release a 'single' by u sold at am appy
glasses wet w/ jizz and authentic buzz from p4k
get a 7.7 - 8.3 on first record
get an 8.9 - 9.2 on second ironic 'studio blowout' record recorded by james murphy
make shit album (6.9) and take sad photoshoot in hawaii w/ some large frames and a suit
record a mrriwthr (9.6)
die of drug oVeRdOse
how cute
-German existentialist philosophy (Genealogy Of Morals!)
-Dudes who have relevant things to say about German existentialist philosophy/are well dressed/have really big eyes
-Thinking of things I could do in the future
-Cooking
-My little outfits
-Music by a lot of people who've done heroin
-Going to bars by myself
-Really difficult novels like War and Peace and Ulysses and The Brother's Karamazov and Moby Dick and Don Quixote
@Andrea, my glasses fog via junkies too :)
@Andrea, none of those novels r "difficult reads"........
@до свидания
What would you consider difficult? (Now I wanna read it).
@до свидания, 1. at swim two birds
2. if on a winter's night a traveller...
3. lost in the funhouse
<3 conceptualcore authors
h8 'difficult' 19th century novelists
just wanna read sum1 i/my society 'gets' [via semiotics]
this p0st reminds me of the good times of hro [via 2k7.3-2k8.7.5
"accidentally getting some1 pregnant but then getting vulnerable with them as we drive 2 Planned Parenthood 2 get a Morning After Pill, then taking them out 2 eat a meaningful brunch and then ‘making love’ again"
i lol'd
carles i wanna get vulns w/ u
that would make my wayfarers fog
-getting a comment/follower/good pic on DailyBooth
-making bonuses at work [via getting ppl to do/buy what I want]
-the cute guy that spoke to me out of nowhere [via zany/ADD personality]
Good post crls!
Add me on twitter, you bitch :(
yeah, carles, listen.. electro is not "hipster" anymore. lame, dude. come on! why don't you listen to any lo-fi noise bands or anything? it's not cool to still listen to anything with those played out electro beats! jesus, this was a relevant blog about a year and a half ago! seirously.
@make'emsayuhhhhhhhhh, bein 'hipster' is so 2k5
@louis, amen. he's right though, electro bullshit is real played..
aw. luv u. rly.
best list ever!!
ok.. vulnie time..
a. kicking opiates with your best friend
b. having 'some fun one last time' with your ex
c. dancing to anthems on yer ipod in the street in the sunshine when the mood hits right
d. when someone thinks you are someone else they knew/saw/got foggy-glassed over on that morning's subway
e. blowing away the last line of coke cus it shows your life is still 'in control' and so are you
f. blowing the perfect alt-dick
g. using all your letters in scrabble and getting the bonus 50 points!
h. hearing an old song from the 90s that you forgot for the last ten years but you can still sing along
i. not getting prego-sauced
j. finding the perfect cool t-shirt
k. seeing drunk tweens that make you yearn and vulnerable for those first precious times
l.falling in love with yerself
@Molly, whoa, u have 'attitude'.
@fukyeah, you have a 'biting yet clever' critical eye.
@Molly, i wanna suk a nice alt dick...lets go alt dick huntin molly
@Molly, blow my altdick?
ur getting lazy, carles. more p0sts per day plz.
oh my god, god.
love how everyone puts joke posts aside in order to 'get real' and show everyone how authentic they are
u shuld have a post called -around the world in eighty days by daft punk-
i was going to p0st a list, then i noticed every1 else already 'did' via p0st-ironic vulnsing via the internet. it's all played out now.
(being post-p0st-ironic)
-'accidetnally' jizzing my pants
-dancing in a field/getting 'high' from the 'movement'
-makin' it all 'worthwhile'
-going to church with the 'rents
-generally reconnecting with my mnstrm past
-reading 'on the road' via the 1st bro 2 b a bro w/ his bros
-bagels and lox via my jewish grandmother's concern that im 'not eating enuff'
quality p0st carls. defs made my ray bans fog up a lil.
real life lol @ 'cumming'
<3 ur honesty
alternative breasts make my teeth sweat
my glasses rlly fog up when i'm out in the cold, then go into a hot, humid, 'bro-filled' environment. (for all the arts majors who took atmo as their required science)
ur glasses have lenses?
@chorles, I lol'd
DRUMPINGGGGGG
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