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Lord of the AltBros -- Rage, Rage Against the Dying of the AltBro
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I remember in the book Lord of the Flies, there is a group of bros who get "LOST" on an island. They have no 'societal norms' and break down into tribes who go to war against one another. One tribe is 'violent' and the other one is 'all about peace.' I think it's supposed to be about how we handle being human after all with a 'lil bit of animal' inside of us.

Kinda feel like that's what's happening with altbros. Now that electro is 'kinda dead' and altbro fashion is no longer 'hip', altbros have broken down into tribes who are either peaceful (listen to conceptual core), or they have turned into violent bros, like the one above. They are hungry for blood, and they will use it as war paint / an interesting accessory for personal branding.

Kinda worried that we're gonna see more murders in 2k9 just for the sake of 'using the blood as face paint.' Just think that people get kinda messed up in the quest for authenticity to the point that they are 'murdering their bros' just because they are too insecure to wear their lens-less glasses without a hand print.

miss u altbros.

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Playlist after the jump.

Phoenix - 1901 [MP3]
VEGA - Well Known Pleasures [MP3]
Kleerup - Until We Bleed (ft Lykke Li)
Grizzly Bear - He Hit Me
St. Vincent - The Strangers
Sigur Ros - song i don't feel like typing out
Curses! - The Deep End (Holy Ghost Remix!)
YACHT - the Summer Song
Klaxons - As Above , So Below (Justice Remix)
Here We Go Magic - I Just Want to See You Underwater
Animal Collective - Daily Routine
Air France - Collapsing At Your Doorstep
Gil Mantera's Party Dream - Tigers [MP3]
Annie - Heartbeat
MGMT - Electric Feel
Adrian Orange - While You Live
Bat for Lashes - What's A girl To Do?
We HAve Band - West End Girls (Pet Shop Boys Cover)
Bullion - Time For Us All to Love [MP3]
Chairlift - Bruises
Chromatics - Hands in the Dark
Ladyhawke - Back of the Van
PNAU - Embrace
Empire of the Sun - Half Mast

Comments

Mr snuff's picture

lol@sigur ros

split_ends's picture

@Mr snuff, stole my comment.
+that bro kinda looks like someone i know.

Citizen Science's picture

Fa-fa-fuck that bro.

hmm's picture

i totally know that bro

xavier's picture

that dood better wipe off his face b4 his mom picks him up

croqaine's picture

i get the lord of the flies/dylan thomas references. i am litbro.

also dang. i look better than i thought.

anonymous's picture

@croqaine, do not go gentle into that good night ripper [via GIRLTALK]

clara's picture

i think that kid has down syndrome! who picks on special people?! oh carles...

lol's picture

ginger fggt.

olo's picture

@lol, finger gggt

bitcr's picture

@olo, it's a hair dye accident on his face

a's picture

sucks to your assmar

stvspl's picture

crls when will we get a new podcast??????????

White Blipster's picture

@stvspl, Yes wheeeeen? <3

spandecks's picture

kill the alt, cut his throat, spill his blood (via front242)

dbdbabdvd's picture

bros just looking 2 RAPE

anon's picture

@dbdbabdvd, i lold

Alf In Yo Mouf . com's picture

Lord of the Flies was about gheybros. Is this you, Carles?

yellowPaiges's picture

Totally starting an MGMT fashion inspired gang…bike enthusiast murders I hear will be big in 2K9 Yall.

mattattaxx's picture

@yellowPaiges, yr my #1 sspct

kute's picture

yea im pretty sure he has down sindrome

well he brings his personal brand 2 another alt level

forrest's picture

@kute, he totes has an extra chromosome on his 21 allele.

Erc's picture

ya nasteh [via that's so raven]

heroin's picture

SRSLY?!
Murder is suicide yall. Stop it. Fake blood only Pls.
Makes a good lipstick too. So does red wine. Wino Vampires are the AltBros. They stay in their caverns drinking from grails and making club banging hits for da club. This is out of date even for you HRO

heroin's picture

SRSLY?!
Murder is suicide yall. Stop it. Fake blood only Pls.
Makes a good lipstick too. So does red wine. Wino Vampires are the AltBros. They stay in their caverns drinking from grails and making club banging hits for da club. This is out of date even for you HRO.
Fuckin' Murder_Suicide.

mike tyson's picture

HPSTRRNFF HAS JUMPED THE PROVERBIAL SHARK

panchizzy's picture

I wish more people liked Gil Mantera's Party Dream.I fuckin love them. Ultimate Donny T-shirt = Ultimate T-shirt

May's picture

You have a thing for the gingers, don't you Crls? ;)

MrsOfficer's picture

I wish for another podcast

moneybagzzz's picture

can we have fewer "oh look I found a picture I'll make a tangentally related post" posts pls

SilverTell's picture

Please don't turn me in2 a man.
Ppl look so lonely when they're old.

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