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Name that Alternative Celebrity Lookalike

I was browsing through pix of alternative ppl, and came across this 1 bro. He sort of reminded me of some1 famous, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it…Who the hell does he look like, yall?

Photo via Lookbook


This lil bro looks like
a) the lead singer of MGMT
b) Corey Feldman in the Goonies
c) Trace Cyrus
d) Julian Casablancas
e) Albie Hammie Jr
f) a guy in a trivial power pop band on MTV
g) Mark McGrath
h) The lead singer of Plain White T’s
i) Just another troubled tween
j) Pete Simpson-Wentz
k) Choose.Your.Own.Response

ugh.
frustrated when I see some1 who looks EXACTLY like some1, but i still can’t figure out who it is…

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50 Comments

  1. kyle
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    not albie!

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    //////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
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    @kyle, Srsly, exact thought.

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  2. perfect alt breasts
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    Uffie

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    //////////Reply by lee
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    @perfect alt breasts,
    LOL

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  3. Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    looks like every other “scene” douche

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  4. Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    an alt member of the used

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  5. Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    He looks like the singer from from first to last and the singer from mgmt. And just some hipster poser who bought a trAck bike to be cool

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  6. yellowPaiges
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    I was going for the singer of MGMT but he dosen’t have on those Kewl gold hipster shoes and that rad head band, PeteWentz?

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  7. sophie o
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    reminds me a lot of simon, klaxons’ guitarist

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  8. Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    Wish I drove by him while he was taking this photo. I could have yelled “fag” or something out the window.

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    //////////Reply by yeyobama
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    @Real Talk, real mature.

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  9. Posted March 16, 2009 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    crls i think he looks sort of like u?! but via mgmt?

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  10. anonymous
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    teddy geiger

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    //////////Reply by pedifile
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    @anonymous, omg teddy G. is hot too bad he’s underage so I have to settle for that little mainstream kid Zac Effron

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    //////////Reply by von colander
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    @pedifile, i feel like he’s been in the public consciousness for years (i had to google who the eff he was, y’all). cant see how he’s still pedo-bait

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  11. corydan
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    looks like my nightmares

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  12. Baguette
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm | Permalink

    John Hock

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  13. cor
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:27 pm | Permalink

    is it wrong that i want to bash his face in?

    thanks carles. i love it when you post lookbook pictures. i loathe these kids. so so much. i dont have words for how much i loathe them.

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    //////////Reply by до свидания
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    @cor, this kid sucks but if u hate lb then u have no soul. DEAL!!!

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    //////////Reply by yeah
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    @до свидания, lb is GENERALLY ok

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    //////////Reply by cor
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    @до свидания,

    im way late responding to this so i doubt youll see it,
    but im curious as to how my hatred for lookbook means i have no soul?

    i mean, i enjoy laughing at it.
    everyone looks exactly the same. there is no fashion sense. all these people from all over the world, and yet somehow, they all dress exactly the same, and im the one with no soul?
    curious, indeed.

    love how they always make sure to have a bag of a prominent designer in the pic if its in their house.. cos they soo shop there. lb is what is wrong with society. i know you need your personal brand, man, but… COME THE FUCK ON.

    just curious how many photos these kids take before they get the ‘right’ one.
    500? 600? oh and you have to be invited to join, and everyone kisses everyones ass and theres no critique what so ever.

    i think, here, i win this argument, and you just look like a tool.

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  14. Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    NO MORE MARBLES???

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  15. Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    ally sheedy from the breakfast club

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    //////////Reply by corydan
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    @Nick,

    if that were true i’d so be tugzin right now.

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    //////////Reply by Lauren
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    @Nick, Lmfao. Ally Sheedy in St. Elmos Fire > Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club?

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  16. a.l.'s endless tug
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    Think this is that dude that avril lavigne tugs herself to every night

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  17. Audrey
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    He looks like Johnny Love from the DJ duo Guns’n'Bombs.

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    //////////Reply by cor
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    @Audrey,
    we said that too, but then we thought… no one would mention jlo.

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  18. Posted March 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    no hes totally the main Jonas Br0 in approx. 2.3 years when the 2k11 styel will be s0000 zany

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  19. ixamxkewt
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    A!

    thought just that when i saw the picture

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  20. Posted March 16, 2009 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    it’s miley cyrus , yo

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  21. jew4lyfe
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    lol this looks nothing like julian casablancas but nice try….

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  22. adub
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    neol fielding

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    //////////Reply by adub
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    @adub,

    uh… that’d be NOEL fielding

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    //////////Reply by Teh Anomususses
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    @adub, Or Russel Brand. This is only 1/2 of the Goth Detectives…anyone British out there get “me”?

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  23. l33lj03
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    Corey Duffel or my COCK. whichever you think has the more uncanny resemblance.

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  24. *
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    one of the 5 jonas bros

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  25. lolr
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    a skinny hobbit with hearing problems. or maybs something heavy hit him on the head.

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    //////////Reply by chorles
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    @lolr, Lol. Similar comment 1 min apart. Lol.

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  26. chorles
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    Alt-Frodo?

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    //////////Reply by Citizen Science
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    @chorles,
    GandAlt?

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  27. firefoxxy
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm | Permalink

    looks like a SIF i e-dated when i had 5600 myspace friends

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  28. Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:07 pm | Permalink

    Thought this was a woman.

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  29. crls jr
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    looks liek alice glass, y’all

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  30. anon
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm | Permalink

    kutest contortedAlt ever.
    <3

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  31. dax jax
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    This era of alts is what happens when self-awareness filters down to the working classes.

    The same thing is happening to the minority youths in NYC. They all have that blipster look without self-knowledge.

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  32. Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    THE JARED FOLLOWILLS FROM THE KINGS OF LEON SEXY KIDS.

    srsly.

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    //////////Reply by Gusher90@aol.com
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    @Samwise, Def looks like the bassist of Jared and the sexy fires

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  33. shouldertothewheel
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    Underneath all the hair and glasses, it’s definitely macauly caulkin

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  34. Storyteller
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    he’s the alternative alternative to Andy Sandberg from Saturday Night Live

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    //////////Reply by Storyteller
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    @Storyteller, http://t0.ca/media/photos/3254/73823.jpg

    seriously, that’s it. What do I win?

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  35. May
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    Actually he looks like Peter from Degrassi, just with black hair

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  36. lurnsssss
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    JOE JONAS

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  37. zeelz
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    some mexican

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  38. Posted March 16, 2009 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    too blazed to read other comments to see if i’m first to say this, but i got a new celeb identifier app on my iphone and it said that he’s the guy from ‘twilight’ i think

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  39. hmj
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    neon-tinted conor oberst

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  40. NativeALT
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    has crimson chin lyke the bro from Kings of Leon, Jared.

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  41. looney tunes r.i.p.
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    Jonas Bro’s

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  42. cho.
    Posted March 16, 2009 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    simon fire with baaad clothes on. haha.

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  43. j
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    I was kinda thinkin’ metro station..

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  44. anon
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 6:13 am | Permalink

    ALICE GLASS?
    JONASBRO?
    FEIST?
    UFFIE?

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  45. alternativeprincess
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    it’s JUSTICEbro and Uffie’s bastard tweenage child.

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  46. lawlcatz
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    …clrly 1 of “these” kids: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=79888278

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    //////////Reply by sdf
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    @lawlcatz, s0 true

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  47. smehipstr
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    what a fucking fag

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  48. juliyana
    Posted March 17, 2009 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    one of them broz from fake shark real zombie

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  49. junglejim
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    the black AA hoodie is now the only authentic AA hoodie IMO

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  50. Laurrrr
    Posted March 28, 2009 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    Conor Oberst

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    //////////Reply by Gusher90@aol.com
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    Def the the bassist ‘bro of leon’ Jared Followill

    Reply

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