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R yall ever gonna go 2 Africa?


I saw on a weblog that Pete Wentz, lead singer and keyboardist of the popular band the Fall Out Boys, went to Africa. Sometimes I wonder if I will ever go on some sort of philanthropic mission. Feel like that's when u can really learn 2 'appreciate ur own life.' I think u feel like a better person after u surround urself with 'the less fortunate', but I think u might get depressed if u stayed there 4ever. Not sure if I will get to go on a pilgrimage since I quit the Christian Youth Group at my local church since I abolished God from my life [via fighting with my parents when I told them I didn't want 2 wake up every Sunday morning 2 go 2 church].

It's kinda weird how ur supposed to go somewhere where ppl are 'less fortunate than u' at some point in ur life. Whether it is Africa, New Orleans, Detroit, or rural Missouri (the meth capital of the world), there are people who are less fortunate than 'us' every where. Just want to appreciate my family + personal social networks on the internet more than ever when I see people who are 'suffering', 'uneducated', 'hungry', and '0% self-aware.'

Pete Wentz is actually 1 of my biggest alternative heros. I think he embodies all of the best traits of 'being on the 1st wave of AltBros.' Kinda think most alternative people would trade their quest for an authentic life 4 a chance to be in a 'popular mainstream band that is marketed as being ALT' and 'making love to Jessica Simpson's malstream lil sister.'

Just want a healthy relationship where my significant other has the same 'version of reality' as me. Just want some1 who 'enables me' even if it turns me in2 less of a 'real person' and 'more of an unhealthy character from a modern indie film.'

see yall in Afrika. Hope JetBlue flies there in 2k10.

Miss u Am Appy Afrika
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/09/is-n-e-1-gonna-wear-this.html

Remember the time that the cobrasnake went 2 Africa and gave kidz free tshirts, stickers, & crocs?

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/09/alternative-philanthrophy.html

XX BONUS OLD PETE WENTZ COCK SHOT MEME XX

Need 2 get a quirkily dark tattoo in my pelvic region so that I can 'spooge' on it while I pleasure myself [via internet porn].
I wonder if Pete Wentz knows that tattoos actually originated as 'cave drawing doodles' in Africa and the Middle East while Pangea was still breaking apart.

Comments

tao's picture

pangea, damn, is that a new kind of fish filet

like, a lot bigger, or something, or with scales or something, the scales still on

uglygirlzarntpeople's picture

@tao, dude, pangea was a band

tao's picture

sweet orange shirt

gotta remember to wear bright orange if i go to africa

will probably forget

jimmy's picture

that looks like whoppi goldberg

tripler's picture

miss u pangea
miss u fall out and the boys
h8 u jessica simpson (via nick lachey)

hmm's picture

as a neworleansalt
we dnt want ur help

spandecks's picture

I wonder if those kids have a twitter acct I could follow, there4 showing support whilst still being able to blog/spin/blackout/sleep4evs.

May's picture

Alt couples always match sunglasses

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the robedoors's picture

I think the western world should refocus from relief efforts to mass blipsterization campaigns

cold legs's picture

ok so he's totes wkd douche & "evrything" but i'd still probz(def.) suk his dik

yoooooooooooooo's picture

beeeen there done that. Rocked a childrens clinic in rural uganda. I'm more alt for it.

Anon's picture

Pete Wentz Is not the lead singer of fob

anony's picture

@Anon, What's your point?

ittakestool's picture

@Anon, yes it is

whoscomingwithme's picture

yo I'm going next month fer real. My azn cuz lives there and knows Bono because he goes to save Africans. I hope I meet him cause then i'll be more alt. I don't know if i can make it without internet or my iphone though.

Reid's picture

Way to give a shout out to New Orleans AND rural Missouri in one post. I am quite fond of both.

Gurkman's picture

d00d, my bro told me that Montana was the meth capital, but then my other bro told me it was Provo, UT. Guess ne_where with lots of mnstrm white ppl/poverty/religion is 'the meth capital of the world.'

Gurkman's picture

@Gurkman, btw, i went 2 utah this week 2 spread fashion/gadgets 2 the mnstrmrs... converted a few mrmns in2 entry-level alts... i had a gud spring break.

jesse's picture

miss u pangea

anon's picture

1 of my band mates got our drummer's face tattooed on his pelvic region so he could 'spooge on his fayce' upon reaching climax (via internet porn).

lanes's picture

crls, this post is shit.
i live in detroit and i am clearly more fortunate than you.
but that's a lie.
i live in the suburbs,
carry on.
(h8 you for the moment, though)

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Noe Samuhel's picture

This doesn't seem too right

This doesn't seem too right to me. I mean, you get bored of going to the Hotels in Harrisburg PA and you decide to visit the poor and unfortunate just so you can realize that you're better than them and that life is worth living. The feeling of being happy that someone is miserable kind of makes me feel impure.

Computer Repair Austin's picture

I never been to africa. But I

I never been to africa. But I know about them, thanks to this internet. And thanks to you for posting this excellent topic.

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