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Yall. I was looking at a high-end fashion website, and noticed a group of broads standing around with shin guards on. It kinda reminded me of the season that I played youth soccer until I made my mom stop taking me to the games cuz I didn't 'give a shit' about things like organized sports. Worst time of my life.
But yeah...Not sure if these shin guards are gonna be necessary because of some sort of 'ground creature' that will start 2 bite our shins. Or maybe since there will be more homeless people on the sidewalks [via the economy], we have to protect ourselves from them grabbing at our legs.
Gotta go to a local soccer shop in suburbia 2 get some shin guards. Might also pick up a 'David Beckham jersey.'
Which type of shin guard is more authentic?
The kind that wraps around ur heel?
Or the kind that is a lil 'free floater'?
Just trying to find out what would help me 'look kewler.'
Remember when indoor soccer shoes were alt?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/indoor-soccer-shoes-big-in-2k10.html
Might need 2 'get more athletic' in 2k10. Is smoking bad 4 u?
Just want a fashion forward girl who wears shin guards, or maybe just an AZN with a puppy dress [via Falcor]. :-(
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first of the first to say first
girl with the white hoodie shirt is beautiful
@tripler,
rlly tho, every girl in that photo is 'beautiful', except the one on the far right. would have to be pretty wasted to accept a tug from that shingbroad, bro
FISTT
weak post crlz, btdubs
tho do ughree with ur youth soccer 'opinion'. lucky tweens have wiifit in 2k9.
intra/intermural sports = who needs them? will fer sher go extinct in 2k11 and thus validate the fashion statement.
I wonder why the shin pads are made of cat-fur and shit-tickets, repectively?
plastic is out in 2k10?
the heel shin guards r easily the most authentic.
that dog skirt is unbelievable
k im going to watch out 4 shin guards [via lookbook]
i hate los angeles
looking at the bottom photo i felt a small urge to combine them all into one thing and then, like, just store the thing in a shoebox somewhere, not having a plan or anything after that
@tao, well of course you do.
shin guards r going to help with the tuggles in 2k11
Yes. The answer is "yes."
If those boots are human hair, I'd consider it.
I like the girl with the sparkly dress that barely covers her ass cheeks. I would be all things to her....father, teacher, bartender. I would discipline her with the belt.
@dax jax, u hav da right taste in gurls. keep it real br0.
the petals fall off our future flower b4 we even see it. i need shin guards 2 protect me from those who blow on knots.
That shit is just stupid! Is that 'their take' on indie?
no. too fucking stupid.
alt lake city has the hottest alt broads
@rolotonybrowntown, true.
@rolotonybrowntown, props yo
I think port-a-potty broad could have really used a pair of shin guards.
think these woulda been more relevant in 2k2 [via tweens+fratbros not listening 2 the shins yet]. but might b 'postironic+posthuman' now idk.
thats not a puppy dog its gizmo from gremlins
plus the girl on the right has some serious stoneage-face
cuz shes a mannequin from the museum of natural history
or cousin it wearnig a human suit
The Chubacca shoes are alter imo
@May, who WOULDNT wanna rub their peen on that
"Or maybe since there will be more homeless people on the sidewalks [via the economy], we have to protect ourselves from them grabbing at our legs."
--- sooo true. am horribly afraid of homeless. sometimes i'm afraid of getting too drunk cuz i might pass out and get eaten by homeless. - need to start wearing shingurds when i drink.
I think they are to prevent carpet burns.
those shin guards are the best yo!
but hey real talk when i get angry i like to kick the violator in the shins. it's a way of expressing yer pain & frustration via minimum amounts of pain. think i might get my friends n lovers some sweet shin guards.
last words: anyone who has played soccer ever knows the "free floaters" are "lil fuckers"
pretty sure the girl with the hooves is the raddest
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