They’re all over there laughing at us. It sucks. My whole life, I have been raised thinking that America was the best country on the planet, but I think it might have all been a lie. Maybe we were just really good at branding. Feel like we just control what it means to ‘be cool’, but we might not even have that n e more. Because of the internet ‘coolness’ doesn’t really have a ’source’ and the brand can exist anywhere with no point of origin.
Sad about the economic crisis, and how AZNs have been smarter than us about saving ‘money’ and only spending what they have. I think America is beautiful. We’ve had a good run, but maybe we’re not as special as we thought we were. Kinda sad. I still feel ‘cooler’ than a lot of foreigners, and like smarter.
Think that America is important since we have so many famous people and the best professional sports leagues. Sometimes I think that those are the most important elements in ‘keeping your country relevant/in power.’ Just feels sad that maybe we’re as poor as a 3rd World country. Wonder if the ‘economic crisis’ will ever hit me. I feel sad for all of the people at my Business School who decided to major in Finance with dreams of ‘making it big’ as an Investment Banker. That was probably as krazie as my dream to start an independent record label/coffee house/underground book store/social network for zany people.
Is it cool to ‘be better’ towards AZNs who live in America, or are they ‘one of us’? Or should we construct some ‘internment camps’ in the middle of the USA where we force all AZNs to live and do manual labor, even if they are respected within society? Not trying 2 be radical, just know that we have 2 hold some1 accountable for our crisis, and it might ‘unite’ our country if we single out a group of people who are responsible. Kinda like when they had 2 find communist actors in Hollywood.
I don’t really know much about China, except that they are ‘commie reds’, violate a lot of human rights, and pollute a lot. Learned that from the newspaper.
Kinda wish we could go back in time 2 the Olympics back when they built those meme buildings like ‘the birds nest.’
Should I h8 azns and hold them responsible for the destruction of my country?
Or should I move out of the USA and move to an authentic city like Paris/Beijing/Tokyo/Cairo?
I used to feel safe about being an American, since we were #1 in everything, but now I don’t know if I want to bring a kid into this world without the United States of America being what it once was. Not sure if my kid could handle growing up in a place that’s ‘not the best.’
What is the #1 country in the world right now, yall?
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i think the only solution is to move away to a relevant city determined by if it’s on the aa bag.
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//////////Reply by andy
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
@solution, lets kills all AZN males.
and all the AZN woman can clean are houses and get naked for us
in bad economic times, people get racist.
I think I will join a real authentic group , like neo nazis
I will beat up black people and rape aszn gurls
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//////////Reply by tao
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 12:15 am
@andy, damn
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//////////Reply by jack
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:27 am
@andy, u need help, man.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 3:41 am
@andy, rolleyes
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 9:15 am
@andy, i agree
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//////////Reply by DwayneWayne
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 9:00 am
@solution,
andy your an idiot. there is satire.. and then there is stupidity. You are stupid.
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//////////Reply by Nhat
//////////Posted March 30th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@solution,
thanx for reminding me to never trust you guys. white people will never get**** it
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//////////Reply by qhue
//////////Posted August 22nd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@solution, BUSAN, here I come!
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Don’t worry, Carles. In the 80s, everyone was freaking out about how Japan was taking over the world and then they got slammed with a decade-long recession and you don’t hear about them anymore.
USA will come out on top.
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//////////Reply by AA
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 9:24 am
@dax jax,
you WISH!
Jap works hard; American whines like a lil bitch like y’all
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//////////Reply by dax jax
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am
@AA, Get your shinebox.
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//////////Reply by couldbe
//////////Posted July 5th, 2009 at 8:53 am
@dax jax, lol shinebox. nice.
Mexico is really in right now
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mayb ur right and azns r better than americans
they make our cars
they make our clothes [via tween labor]
their DJs get the “partie started”
they build our apple products
they program our adobe products
they make our memes
its kinda like they’re our slaves (but not rlly)
did u hear today that china said they “arent afraid of the internet”?
i think we should wear slanties 2 make sure our azns dont become harder/better/faster/stronger than us
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//////////Reply by nipplez
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@louisi, liked the last paragraph the best.
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//////////Reply by AA
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 9:29 am
@louis,
“aren’t afraid of the internet…?”
The Chinese can’t even view porn sites in China; all blocked out by the gov.
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I like Azns. Some are smart. Some are dumb. Can’t generalize that they are all smart…..SE Asia isn’t laughing at the US. Could just be China laughing cause they own the US.
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//////////Reply by brojobs
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@AZNPRIDE,
actually they r not laffing bc they own own debt now, dumbass. instead they are hella pissed that we are ruining the dollar. if they could pull out technique on our economy- they would. GG China. You have handcuffed yourself to a time bomb. GG Bush for national debt. GG Obama for buying our own national debt from us [via the federal reserve] and turbo buttfucking the economy for life.
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//////////Reply by brobrobro
//////////Posted March 27th, 2009 at 8:22 am
@brojobs,
learn how to spell correctly if you’re going to get all “political” because I’m pretty sure no one can take you seriously. You’re turbo buttfucking yourself.
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//////////Reply by dudebromanchill
//////////Posted November 15th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
@brojobs,
haha, EPIC FAIL
#1 country rite now=veckatimest
miss berlin
miss the moon (and antarctica?)
h8 mexico (cept for css or whatevr)
h8 asia
<3 steve aoki
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//////////Reply by joshitoshi
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
@avragebro, CSS is from brazil?
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//////////Reply by duh
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
@joshitoshi,
brazil and mexico are the same in the fact that i h8 them both
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UK – by way of London?
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STFU and pay back our $1.5 trillion debt, bitch!
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azns will soon ‘take over’, good on ‘em.
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why is you hatin, carlesley?
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sorry for the azn readers:
But I agree, somebody needs to get blamed for are current economic crisis, we could blame azns,
and Native Americans, cuz they are azn too,
( via bering str8)
They could work for free, like picking cotton , but they are smarter then black people,
so we could force them
to do math and make Nikes
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 7:41 am
@andy, How about blaming that BushBro
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//////////Reply by blahblah
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:53 am
@andy,
Damn you’re stupid. The Azns didn’t do anything to the US economy. If it weren’t for the Azns we’d be raped by every other country. Give them back their money and tell me how the US economy will be after.
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//////////Reply by black kid
//////////Posted July 7th, 2009 at 1:55 am
@blahblah, this is stupid the economy fluctuates theres a cycle growth,prosperity,recession,depression,recovery
no1 is to blame bush did nothing he has no control over the economy neither does obama the only thing you can do is help the situation. the easiest way is to slash taxes so people have more to spend…putting it back into the economy…
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Do not h8 Azns bc they do not understand bloghaus yrs.
We <3 u long time.
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//////////Reply by iEatRice
//////////Posted July 16th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
@timely, love you too man. :’D
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As an AZN American, I gotta say your hate is displaced. Your anger should instead be directed to our leaders who serve Corporate and Jewish interests. Who’s really the good guys? Has history not showed time and time again, the disastrous effects of US imperialism? We’ve been lied to and sold out. This has been planned. NWO. Are you getting the microchip ID Carles? Is that Hipster?
Now, I don’t mind the occassional AZN joke, but this is ridiculous. Thinking about not coming back to the site. Slandering mofos.
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//////////Reply by chorles
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 7:10 am
@OriginalFake, so ur point is AZNs > Jewz?
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
@OriginalFake, most AZNs I encounter dont ‘get it’… but i do rove japan
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//////////Reply by agreed
//////////Posted March 28th, 2009 at 1:04 am
@OriginalFake, think it’s all satire, and still enjoy the blog, but i understand.
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yeah, this post is lame he thinks he’s being coy but this is borderline hate mongering.
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
@anony, its ok tho cuz crls best friend is azn
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
@louis, [via] Tao
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
@louis, also carles is a mexi.
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//////////Reply by AA
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 9:32 am
@Gurkman,
So?
//////////Reply by Nhat
//////////Posted March 30th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
@louis,
that doesn’t make it ok at all.
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//////////Reply by agreed
//////////Posted March 28th, 2009 at 1:02 am
@anony, agreed.
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I’m sorry, but this latest POST is so fucking ignorant that it’s not funny. How can you call this meaningful?
If you wanted a reaction, well you’re getting one.
FUCK YOUR BLOG.
If this is really your thoughts, ideas, and words then you’re a fucking idiot. I hope you are joking, but there is always some truth behind the joke. No wonder you are into art and music because you know jack shit about intellectualism and politics. Read up on your history. Right now you sound like a fool. The truth will set you free.
In the future, before you post your displaced hate and racism, read it over and really think about what you’re saying and who your audience is.
I’m so happy I didn’t recommend this blog to anyone I know.
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
@OriginalFake, lul you sound like all the ‘offended’ white ppl who read “Stuff White People Like” and dont kno that the author isnt bein serious/srs/cereal
<3 ppl who dont understand internet
but kinda h8 them in “real life” but not really
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@louis, is ’stuff white ppl like’ still alt?
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//////////Reply by bbbbb
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 9:34 am
@Gurkman, ‘no fucking way’
//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
@OriginalFake, “The truth will set you free” – this cmnt kinda reminded me of hackgate [via Linkin and the Parks]
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//////////Reply by bdole
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 12:33 am
@OriginalFake,
lol, donno about yallz but in my personal experience the ones who get all hype about satire are usually just reveling some strange repressed inner racist
srsly
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//////////Reply by Switters
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 7:43 am
@bdole, kinda true, maybe.
But I think if people are rlly honest w themselves (100% self-aware) deep down e’rybody has a lil racist n00b in their Id, or some embitterment toward some group of peeps. Srsly, yall, this shit aint new, been around for centuries; just now with all the ‘political correctness’ and ‘whatnot’ people can’t even joke about it.
IDK, ‘thinking deep’ early in the morning isn’t the best idear
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//////////Reply by bezen
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:48 am
@OriginalFake, I agree, after reading that post my face was completely contorted in absolute disbelief that this guy actually felt he was validated in his racist mind set. Absolutely pathetic if you ask me.
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//////////Reply by ......
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:53 am
@OriginalFake, yer 1st comment was like “i might not cum back” but now you’re all freaking out d00d
just chillax man
just smoke a j
and chillax
man
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//////////Reply by d996er
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 11:17 am
@OriginalFake,
The blog was about a thought process. In the end of the blog, he asks whether he should learn more about the culture or hate.
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//////////Reply by OrientalFake
//////////Posted March 27th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
@OriginalFake,
im AZN 2 and i found this utterly hilarious. quit getting teh butthurts.
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//////////Reply by carlesisadouche
//////////Posted March 27th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
@OriginalFake, HOLLA!
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I think this post is more so emulating the mob mentality of past Americans who found it best to scapegoat Asian-Americans into interment camps, Chinatowns, and ‘otheredness’. It’s all satire, ya’ll.
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//////////Reply by redcockbrosauce
//////////Posted July 6th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
@David Shreve, *Chinese Towns.
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when the end comes the asians and jews will be left to rule mwuahah
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haha, y’all, chill.
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Hello Mr. Cool American Blogger, Sir!
No hard feelings, eh?
Just send over your young white women to the mainland!
We will pay good money for them!
Peace and God Bless America!
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//////////Reply by Semblance
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:57 am
@Hung Fa Lo,
I like this guy.
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//////////Reply by agreed
//////////Posted March 28th, 2009 at 1:05 am
@Semblance, agreed.
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totlly agree. azns are gonna take over teh america and kids should not be borned in america if we arent teh best. just doesnt make sense. id suggest borning your kids in china but then that isnt such a good idea dont want commie red kids plus can only have 1 or something.
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AMERICAN PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS MURDERER
U WANT PIZZA??
U WANT HAMBURGER??
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//////////Reply by *Jesse
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:23 am
@Zakawee,
LOL
Cheeseburger pleeze!
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//////////Reply by Knowledge
//////////Posted March 27th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
@Zakawee, u got sum freedom friez?
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the most authentic country in the world 2day is Iran. watched a documentary abt it [via sundance]. the gov’t makes every1 dress well [via fashion police]. all the persianbros have beards and palestinian scarves, while all the broads wear scarves and blazers. think the chinese did the same thing in the 60s [via Mao].
wish sum1 in america would require us 2 ‘express ourselves’ by making every1 shop at Am Appy+SalvArmy.
does ne1 else think that persianalts are the new altjews [via Israel killing lil Kanye scarf bros]? Barry Obama sent a youtube to them the other day.
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//////////Reply by von colander
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 2:11 am
@Gurkman. One of my friends is living in egypt basically. this makes him the most authentic person i know. it sucks [becuz its not me]
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 8:56 am
@Gurkman, they have a meaningful leader, alt-madinajad
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
@anonymous, i kno, i wish i could pull off stubble like that bro. mayB if barry doesn’t shave 4 a few weeks this recession will end.
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think maybe we should make the ayzns and mexicans and non alt girls slaves again
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I think that we’ve gotta be doing pretty alright if our high school students are reading The Economist.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 25th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@T, we r ent reading that, but our poli-sci major roommate who we h8 [bc he is christian/won't let us 'do blow' or 'tug' in the room] does read it. economistbro doesn’t even use Helvetica
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Not cmnting on this post as an act of protest
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//////////Reply by aldianabanana
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 4:17 am
@White Blipster, nice. funny. touche.
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//////////Reply by Pazuzu
//////////Posted October 11th, 2009 at 10:53 am
@aldianabanana, Shut the fuck up.
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i’ve always felt genetically less disposed to academic/professional/engineering-oriented success than tehm. omg so saddddd
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//////////Reply by what
//////////Posted April 15th, 2009 at 5:44 am
@hellotx, you should be so lucky. AZNs outsmart y’all
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this s the funniest blog yet good job carles i give it an a-
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//////////Reply by King Baeksu
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:44 am
@laura, isn’t your surname Japanese?
Are you laughing “with” Carles or “at” him?
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you done it again, this is funny
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racism, never classy.
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funny… i love AZNs love em. but thats a problem too.
it’s called reverse racism.
I love the bcoz their azns. with their petite frames and slanty eyes! amazing…
It’s a fettish.
even economic turmoil doesn’t stop me loving them.
Australia is authentic, has good sports leagues, good bloghaus, plenty of altbros, does well in the olympics and is almost immune to the current econimic downturn… and we’ve got high speed broadband network for absolutely everyone… azns included
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//////////Reply by trying2findmyself
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@nick, i luv lil aznbois tooo…ive only had ghey sex with azns no other race…
does this make my sex life a meme?
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crls, why u gotta write this and create conflict? go back to writing how alt celebs are hot for your pants.
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THERE AINT NO DOUBT I <3 THIS LAND
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Don’t hate these AZNs
http://beefandsage.com/2009/03/manbabies/
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HEY CARLES IT’S ALT OF MAINSTREAM TO LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL? YOU SHOULD BLOG ABOUT IT, SOMETIMES I GET s00 SCARED OF METALHEADS.
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//////////Reply by Pavimento
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 3:24 am
@Pavimento, ALT OR MAINSTREAM*
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Are you serious? This is one of the most retarded things I have ever read. It’s not even funny. I will read a few of your other entries before I completely abandon ship.
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Are The Economists like the new Wavves or smthn?
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
@Carles Jr., think they’re the new silvertells
might be the new sagitarrius & virgo [via 1st UK tour]
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hmmmm. wow. ‘interesting’ position, and ‘interesting’ responses, generally. I think there was even one really smart, well informed one.
‘economic crisis’ is the buzzword of the day. today isn’t really as bad as yesterday, and such ‘crises’ occur cyclically all the time. there is no “one” to blame.
More interestingly, and more problematically is this “U-S-A U-S-A” frat house mentality that America is or ever was “the best” “number one” et cetera. It’s a very arbitrary and damaging motto to take on.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@aldianabanana, not rly, america is less of a frat haus than the most authentic brand on the planet. we invented am appy 4 christ’s sake.
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//////////Reply by aldianabanana
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
@Gurkman, hahaha. ok. you win here for sure. awesome :)
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what the fuck. china sucks. you dont know about asia i guess. south korea and japan are still big ones in all asia. economy of s.korea right now is the worst though.
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//////////Reply by g. khan
//////////Posted March 28th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@huh, butthurt fggt
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Man yall r so indignant and politically correct come to Paris Crls
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Hahaha Hitler thought the same: Not trying 2 be radical, just know that we have 2 hold some1 accountable for our crisis, and it might ‘unite’ our country if we single out a group of people who are responsible.
Thanks for h8ting us
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//////////Reply by blahblah
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:58 am
@Deng Xia Ping,
no kidding, blame the people who can probably fix the problem that or save the US.
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I’m 100% sure that Carles is Asian yall
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//////////Reply by ...
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
@yellowPaiges, we’re all azn (via pangea) or wuz it african? i forgetzz
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Progressive v. Geico: Which is the altest?
(via the lame banner ad)
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Canada iz kewl yall.
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 8:26 am
@DonGabagoo, I have to agree with you, yall have recreation and the record label Arts & Crafts…can I live with you?
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//////////Reply by DonGabagoo
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
@yellowPaiges, fo sure yo! Mi igloo iz ur igloo ;)
Paz bro.
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Serious?
You must be a complete moron.
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wonderful post. i honestly don’t see this as racist at all (well maybe just a lil bit) carles is forcing us to think about what a surprisingly large portion of america ACTUALLY believes, ’cause they actually are bigoted protectionists. i fear “main street america/rednecks” more than i fear kommies.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 9:00 am
@smedly, new HRO gimmick: trapped in rustbeltbro? [via the manufacturing economie]
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//////////Reply by i love the jackasses
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
@anonymous,
rustbelt americans will be ‘the commies’ if justice ever prevails.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@smedly, reminds me of alex toquevillebro wrote abt in his book ‘democracy in amerikkka.’ dood sez that democracy will force all the alts 2 bcum mnstrmrs [via social levelling] unless we do certain things 2 ‘preserve our authenticity/meaningfulness’.
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OoOOooo, I’m Carles, I read the Economist! Fucking show off.
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//////////Reply by i love the jackasses
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:21 am
@Marcos G,
Yeah, that’s really something to brag about. How ’sophisticated’, reproducing the standard line on economic wisdom. Brilliant.
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“maybe we were just really good at branding”
right on. hilarious.
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Point.. is this. People can debate whether Carles’ Satire crosses the line and sometimes I think it does. On the other hand, the problem is that it is hard to tell at first if he is a satirist. I think sometimes he is and othertimes his opinions are sincere. So you can’t blame the occaisional reader for precieving these blogs as sincere commentary.
funny thing is some of Carles regular readers still don’t know that he is using satire and you can see this by their comments. They so anxiously ‘riff’ on his racisim, but in an unsatirical manner. Like the idiot andy, at the top of the post who just makes ignorant, unclever, unfunny, and racist remarks.
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//////////Reply by i love the jackasses
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:26 am
@DwayneWayne,
but isn’t the point just pure ‘valuelessness’/'nihilism’? You can’t blame a subcultural icon for doing precisely what the subculture he came from decided to fetishize as ‘hip’. he’s a product of his time (read, Bush II), and all y’all are about to be blown away by new, different winds, already coming in.
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//////////Reply by DwayneWayne
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@i love the jackasses,
no i don’t buy that. Carles makes choices and if he is a trendsetter than he moves the subculture to a degree. He is responsible for what he tries to make hip.
Anyway… I don’t have a problem with Carles because I think generally he is satirical (and hilarious at times). But I’m just saying that sometimes maybe he crosses the line. People should debate whether he does in any case.
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//////////Reply by ()
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
@DwayneWayne, mainstream professor-bro’s typing analzying HRO posts big in 2k9?
you are everything that is wrong with america [and the world]. i hate you for making my country, what used to be the best now lame! people like you and people who read this blog, which i am reading for the first time and will never ever look at again, are so stupid… it’s so sad that you want to be a “hipster” so badly… you are the antithesis of radical, the antithesis of cool. so ignorant. so clueless. LOSERS!!!
btw andy’s comment at the top is a satire on this article and it sums it up perfectly – because it is completely racist and not satirical at all. look up satire in the dictionary morons.
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//////////Reply by OrientalFake
//////////Posted March 27th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@radness,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
yer sew funnie, bb!
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read “internment camps” and “internet camps”
that wouldn’t be so bad, y’all
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//////////Reply by ......
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:54 am
@……, i mean “as” not “and”
ooooooooooops SORRY
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Crls I have been side by side with you on almost every other thing you’ve blogged about. This isn’t fun anymore. I am no longer going to pay attention to what you say anymore. All you do is make people H8.
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All of you ‘offended people’ are so dumb, (fuk u all). Be offended by the cover of The Economist instead of the person satirizing it.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
@chorles, h8 british financialbros. <3 man u/liverpool/chelsea/arsenal/authentic soccrbros.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 27th, 2009 at 10:21 am
@chorles,
srsly
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via SUNY Buffalo,
yes. theres like 8gillions here and none dem put out. + dey smell likee dogg_ricee
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//////////Reply by SV
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
@avid_ajaxx, My non altbro [via mom] goes to SUNY Buffalo and the place is swarming with AZNs + lonely dudes who <3 anime who wish they were AZN
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You are such an ignorant cunt, and this is the international reputation of your people. Seeing you ignorant American cunts get what you deserve is so much of a pleasure.
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wow….
EXPLOSIVE. Is this how a hipster increases readership? Is racisim a HRO gimmick?
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//////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
@DwayneWayne, he just in denial, just like rest of US of AA.
Soon reality gonna kick him in his ass, which we also happen to own, of course.
Carles, we will pay “big money” for your sister and her friends. Send ‘em over!
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@DwayneWayne, if so it’s a repetitive gimmick [via norman mailer]
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Stop the h8ing, yall.
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@yellowPaiges, miss u wally george reruns
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h8 china
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just kill yrself Chaz, seriously…that’s the one part you can play to help anything
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cant wait 4 these fggts 2 b the new alt-icons
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3SS6Ljui1sk/RgkZHACv2zI/AAAAAAAAACQ/MO66E0m83oc/s400/fahrenheit10.jpg
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//////////Reply by OrientalFake
//////////Posted March 27th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
@trying2findmyself,
gud 1
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You love Chengy’s world (e.g. me) so it’s not whether you should h8 them or not. You find me irresistible.
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last
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Face it you are all NORTH AMERICAN SCUM
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I just guess it is partly a delusion. The US ist best or one of the best in many things, but usually the citizens automatically conclude thats for all fields. US has the best Sport Leagues in the world? Heck, the rest of the world plays soccer. Really isn’t important what’s #1 country in the world. Spend half a year in Berlin, Paris, Tokyo or New York – you can be a hipster in any of those.
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we mite as well chnge r identity n last names 2 chang or cheng or chung or
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted March 28th, 2009 at 2:21 am
@OrientalFake, chong
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“I still feel ‘cooler’ than a lot of foreigners, and like smarter”: Thats where Carles is wrong. With that mentality, the United States is only gonna go in to a further decline.
Considering that most people who possess that mentality have done nothing to contribute to society, taking all the credit that they’re ancestors worked so hard to achieve.
This is the exact mentality that triggers ignorance and intolerance towards other races and people. “Because asians are smarter than you, you must put them down” “Because jews make more money than you, you decide to put them down” Now you hate the mexicans for taking your jobs, yeah the job you had at McDonalds, what a fucking a shame. So the only way to shelter your inadequacies is oppression.
Now i’m not saying it’s wrong to support your own country, but in recent times this mentality of patriotism has only been distorted and perverted, and it’s only going to get worse….
and it’s idiots like carles who promote such an imbecilic way of thinking,only to further glorify ignorance….
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azns smell gross, they need to be poked in their little eyes.
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//////////Reply by what
//////////Posted April 15th, 2009 at 5:50 am
@meh, u need to b poked in the butt
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted August 20th, 2009 at 2:12 am
@meh, you’re probably smelling your own hipster ass
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WHUT is this. i can’t believe this is taken seriously. do some research about other countries (and america too for gods sake) before making some ignorant commentary. trying to be funny failed unless people laughing at you is what you’re aiming for. americans are not dumb for the most part, just egotistical and refuse to learn anything else from anywhere else.
also, what the fuck is this website. i can’t believe i’m contributing on this bullshit.
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well, I am fervent reader of this blog. and I am an azn from asia. One of reason that america is failin is that the main bro culture(they are SO LAME) has lost so much originality. America has thrived to be the best country because of grand scale creativity and grand scale inventions. But I still feel great atmosphere of being unique and creative at Alt culture and this is sign that America will still be great.
I have lived in Asia for 13 years and 10 years in America. I have been goin back and forth. I am really not patriotic to any nations honestly speaking. It really does not matter to me which country takes over to be number one.
But, people should accept the fact that #1 can never be #1.
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You sir, are a true moron. Only in the age of self-publishing would you even be here for me to find. Damn internet.
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Not all AZNs are prosperous. You can’t lump all countries into one regional term for your purpose and stereotype them to be all progressive and rich.
Philippines is a poor country. Filipinos look different from the Chinese. So do the Indonesians, and etc.
Japan is already a rich country, and their economy is sloping. They also have strong ties with the U.S.
AZNs doesn’t equal China!
Please stop sounding ignorant and stupid. You’re misleading the dumb tweens on this site.
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All y’all are dumb as shit.
Read THIS for real social commentary, not some dumb white hipster’s opinion:
http://www.racialicious.com/2009/04/06/disgrasian-of-the-weak-hipster-runoff/
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is similar to that “I’m extremely terrified of Chinese People” article from Christwire.
http://christwire.org/2009/02/i-am-extremely-terrified-of-chinese-people/
Both are obviously satires, but both show a terrifyingly real picture of Sinophobia, if only slightly exaggerated.
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keep it up. Media and all of you. Malcolom X was right. Who taught you to hate you self? the white man put down black people for 300 years. Now its the asians?
The white man is teaching you to hate your self. the white man is putting you down. Asians need to be proud and fight for themselves. Don’t listen to them and the media.
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//////////Reply by eliga
//////////Posted November 19th, 2009 at 8:31 am
@Huey P, its always the white mans fault right?
You know it is hard being a white male – very limited college scholarships (thanks affirmative action), no dance skills, can’t jump, tend to bald early, not ‘exotic’ to the ladies, pale, slow, ect, ect.
So be happy Huey that you are black or asian, or whatever you are. Being white is a real handicap, some day they will have extra benefits to help my poor race.
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papa says we are all friggin screwed. (h8 parent curses)
time to start killing your children yall
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u should h8 u.s. gov’t for ponzi scheme
azns are bros yall
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This was probably one of the worst things I’ve ever read. Your write like a retarded 12 year old wannabe hipster.
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//////////Reply by nondairy
//////////Posted September 8th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@Bobby, why would a 12 year old ‘retard’ wanna be a hipster?
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uhh…. this is a humor site right?
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AZNs terrify me.
Bridges To Recovery
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You’re all a bunch of stupid fucking hipsters who will die of AIDS anytime soon so don’t worry too much about this kind of stuff. >:}
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Yo, don’t worry. China is big, but there is next to ZERO innovation and creativity domestically. What has China invented in modern times? Nothing significant.
China needs the USA and Europe and that’s why they have to buy those USD T-bills that they will eventually lose on to maintain their undervalued currency to push their exports. Otherwise their economy sputters and the Communist part losses power.
China has nearly 20% of the worlds population, of course they will finally have a meaningful economy. But why has this taken so long?? This is one of the oldest civilizations in the world. But not so civilized today!
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