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The Yoko OnAlt


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I don’t know much about Yoko Ono. I just know that she ‘broke up the Beatles’ and that she paid for the assassination of John Lennon. (Whenever a celeb is killed, it is an ‘assassination’, right?) I just know that Yoko Ono is ‘artsy’ and ‘modern.’ Whenever I see an older female AZN who has an alternative aesthetic, I can’t help but think about Yoko Ono. She was so conceptual, and so ‘high fashion.’ She rlly branded the ‘over the hill’ altAzn, since she always looked ‘over the hill.’ Don’t think she cared about ‘physical appearance’ and turned John Lennon into some sort of Artsy Bro.

Lots of times I’ll see younger AZN females. And I wonder what will happen 2 them as they start 2 age. Will they stay ‘kute and AZN’ forever, or will they slowly but surely turn into a Yoko OnAlt? I guess time will tell, yall. Kinda worried about ‘aging’ and not looking ‘youthful’ and ‘relevant’ n e more. Might have to buy some Proactiv, or a different anti-aging cream.

Sometimes I wish I could be in a relationship with some1 who is as conceptually developed as me. I just feel like only another artist could ‘get’ me, or maybe another blggr.

Does n e 1 still listen 2 ‘the beatles’ or is it inauthentic to have a LET IT BE tshirt?


I want so badly to believe that there is truth that AZN is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that <3 is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that ______ is real.

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28 Comments

  1. dvdi
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    First…

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  2. joel is a fggt
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    aaaah firts, yall!

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    //////////Reply by joel is a fggt
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    @joel is a fggt, fuck >:C

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  3. Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    is j.lennon and y.o.lennon alt or mainstream? i really need to kno so i can decide about going to a beatles cover band concert

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    //////////Reply by submasheen
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    @stvspl, ehh,i mean
    beatles is about as mainstremerz as it gets
    but its sorta in its own cat-e-gory all-to-get-her

    i call it: CLASSIC (the mainsteam appropriate for altalts)

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    //////////Reply by Gurkman
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    @submasheen, yeah, like the Byrds or David Bowie… but not like The Stooges or Velvet Underground.

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    //////////Reply by submasheen
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    @Gurkman, yehyeh WERD.

  4. Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    that shit is deep, yo.

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  5. riftig
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    think that yoko is proof that you can be ‘old’ and ‘alt.’ could give many ‘alts’ solace abt eventual aging

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  6. Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    interesting, last nights party

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  7. altCreep
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    I want so badly to believe that there is truth that BELGIUM is real.

    //a sarcastic altDutch

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  8. the man in the hat
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    luna park = alt yoko ono

    i want so badly to believe that there is truth and german love is real [starfucker italia anyone?]

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  9. Posted March 1, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink

    ‘The Yoko OnAlt’

    damn, bro

    yoko onalt

    haha

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  10. academeme
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    kinda weird how life is what is happening when ur busy making other plans.

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  11. el fggt
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 4:15 pm | Permalink

    too much nakked j.lennalt, carles. youve gone 2 far.

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  12. anonymours
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 4:15 pm | Permalink

    h8 the beatles.
    h8 that anyone can relate to them.
    i h8 society, so i h8 the beatles.

    Reply

  13. Sandra
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    i can ‘get’ you

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  14. Carters
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    AZN shit porn roxorz, therefore AZN rulez cept steve aoki. he is gayzorX7896976.

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  15. May
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 5:14 pm | Permalink

    Altfugs :S

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  16. spandecks
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    I dont believe in blog haus
    I dnt believe in Hacksters
    I dont believe in AnCO
    I dont believe in Aoki
    I doont believ in P4k
    I just believe in ME (+Crls)(+gettin vulns)

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  17. Posted March 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    back to the roots! i like to decide something, but i dislike polls. so i like this post. likeable?

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  18. Posted March 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    all i <3 about yoko(ohNo) is the song johnL wrote 4her, “OhYoko”
    <3d before the Rushmore soundtrack
    <3d after the Rushmore soundtrack

    &i want so badly to believe that “truth” is real
    crls, are you real?
    is the world a dream or is a dream the world?

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  19. Carters
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    a/s/l?

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  20. bob
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 9:12 pm | Permalink

    have you ever seen a pregnant Asian?

    Thats because they lay eggs

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  21. HRO-bro
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 10:49 pm | Permalink

    soo.. is this just another HRO-gimmick??

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  22. Ryan Ross
    Posted March 2, 2009 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    Yoko Ono and John Lennon where both whores, except John Lennon could actually compose music and Yoko sounds like a dying bird.

    Sorry yoko hono

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  23. taylor
    Posted March 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    ono + ichiyanagi = alt; ono + lennon = mainstream

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  24. FakeLensvsRealGlasss
    Posted March 2, 2009 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    altpenis?

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  25. Posted March 2, 2009 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    her hit walkin on thin ice (1981 re-edit) is on the pitchfork 500, does that mean something?

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  26. Posted March 8, 2009 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    PSHH Aoki is ownage, btw.
    and cute azns always amuse me, i always have to stop and look.

    I want so badly to believe that there is truth that ______ is real.

    truth is different for everyone. Belief? Assumption? to what extent…..

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  27. Posted March 18, 2009 at 3:11 pm | Permalink

    Hello. Thats not Yoko.

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  28. Posted March 18, 2009 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    oops. Helps to actually read the article.

    Reply

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