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ALT ALIENS

This is a post about housekeeping.
There are three items.

Item 1

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ANOTHER SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO SHOW

The HIPSTER RUNOFF radio show airs Mondays at noon and again at midnight EST on Sirius XMU. Iff you’re an XM subscriber, you can listen to Blog Radio on channel 43, and Sirius subscribers can still find us on channel 26. If u really want 2 hear Carles Show, u can get a 3 day trial membership.

U can always listen 2 my podcasts if ur poor.

PLAYLIST
Grizzly Bear – Cheerleader
Port O’Brien – I Woke Up Today
Deerhunter – Wash Off
The Twelves – I Feel Fine [MP3]
The Pains of Being Pure At Heart – Young Adult Friction
Air France – Collapsing At Your Doorstep
Harlem – Good Bye Horses
Friendly Fires – Skeleton Boy
The Books – It Never Changes to Stop
Heartsrevolution – Ultraviolence (Ft Spank Rock)
Phoenix – Too Young
Animal Collective – Fireworks
Rye Rye – Bang ft M.I.A.
M.I.A. – Paperplanes (DFA Remix)
Vampy Weekend – The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance (Chromeo Remix)
Miami Horror – Make You Mine
The Walkmen – Wake Up
Bullion – Time for Us All to Love
Chikita Violenta – Laydown
The Embassy – Some Indulgence
The Golden Filter – Solid Gold
HOLY GHOST! – Hold On
College ft Electric Youth – She Never Came Back (Russ Chimes Remix) [MP3]
The Go Find – Dictionary
Grizzly Bear – Two Weeks

Item #2: A Party Worth Blogging About in Miami


This party is on Wednesday. R u going 2 come? If ur not able 2 come, u can always just IM me at the screen name HIPSTERRUNOFF.
RSVP: http://www.eatskeet.com/rsvp
The Gansevoort Hotel Pool Centre
Wednesday March 25, 2009
Photos by Miscellanous Alternative Photographers
Music by miscellaneous ‘relevant’ DJs

I will be wearing a t-shirt that says “I am Carles.”

Item #3: BREAKING NEWS

Did yall hear that popular nightlife DJ Steve Aoki was abducted by alien skanks from another planet who were sent to Earth to market a new product by showcasing their beautiful bodies?

Photo by Cobrasnake

p0st m0re Alien skanxxx

Is there life on other planets, and if so, do u know if they know ‘how 2 TUGSTRONG’?

More alien sexie broads ‘after the jump’. gonna tug myself to sleep yall. gnite yall [via green sp00ge]

Just doing their marketing internship.

Tryin’ 2 stay sexie without losing too much paint

Hangin out with popular nite life AltJew DJ A-Trak

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19 Comments

  1. anon
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 11:10 pm | Permalink

    111111rst.

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  2. titties
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 11:10 pm | Permalink

    first.

    lul.

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    //////////Reply by FUCK
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    @titties, firsties fail FUCK YOU

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    //////////Reply by tripler
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    @FUCK, SERIOUSLY HOLY SHIT DON ‘SAY 1ST UNLESS UR 1ST’

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  3. you_r_not_pun_k
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    yo member wen hro got hak_d or was that kinda 90’s?

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  4. indie ana
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 11:23 pm | Permalink

    oops you fell for the new Star Trek movie attempt at internet memes

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    //////////Reply by Gurkman
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    @indie ana, they r called OrionSlaveGrrls

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl647Lq8Bzg

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    //////////Reply by indie ana
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    @Gurkman, no they’re not (different clothes sci-fi nerd who should die) you’ll notice StarTrekMemeGeneratingGirls in the post above give away STAR TREK MAY 8 2009 posters

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    //////////Reply by von colander
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    @indie ana, they are revamped for the skank generation (see ’slut face’ in the last pic)

  5. jay /bea/tard
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    Miami… Carles… it’s official “yall”, he constructed his own boat and escaped cuba for the USofA

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  6. Colleen
    Posted March 23, 2009 at 11:51 pm | Permalink

    ahhahahahaaaaaaaa crls, calling A-Trak an AltJew was srly amzg. abbrvs 4evr.

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  7. Posted March 24, 2009 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    so gr8ful 4 this pic. the OrionSlaveAlt is a valuable contributor to the alternative memesphere. mayB this is the new aesthetic 4 female beauty.

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  8. timely
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 12:31 am | Permalink

    I am sooo proud that HRO comes out of FLRDA. It makes me feel more authentic abt living in YYZ and not NYC or LDN. Sharing a homebase with Will Smith’s fave city (via the 1998 hit “Miami”) is alt-est thing since irony.

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  9. wes
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    ur afuckin dumbass carles is in LA. cant you see every act on that poster (first of all, how are 44 bands/djs gnna play one fuckin party,h uh?)are just carles’ friends?

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  10. corydan
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    wtf carles give me sumthin 2 tug 2 [via nwa]

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  11. Posted March 24, 2009 at 1:19 am | Permalink

    I am so underwhelmed right now

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  12. indie ana
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    the hro concert needs less banger djs and more An Co, Sigur Rosie, Criminal Castles, Grouper.

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  13. Guido
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 6:46 am | Permalink

    Earth girls are easy yall.

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  14. Posted March 24, 2009 at 7:39 am | Permalink

    …so, like, what will go down at this party? I don’t wanna drive all the way from Hialeah for nothing.

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    //////////Reply by louis
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    @Alf In Yo Mouf . com, they r gnna be promoting slanties and handing out pairs so every1 can be a lil bit azn (after all)

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  15. Posted March 24, 2009 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    those aliens broads are not cute.
    Don’t think I could ever tug to that.

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    //////////Reply by до свидания
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    @BenBen, i agree fake breasts r scary.

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  16. anon
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    1st!!!

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  17. anony
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    Yeah… I got an invite for this like days ago on myspace; I guess I assumed it was in LA… doesn’t really matter since I’m not anywhere close to either.

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  18. Posted March 25, 2009 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    Surely an ALTJew is a ‘jipster’ non?

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    //////////Reply by poly
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    @pot.kettle.black.,
    and what about gypster? alts that predict the future reading your hand

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  19. Posted March 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    Cobrasnake is throwing a bunch of Star Trek parties. Read a fake interview with him here: http://thetragicallyunhip.com/2009/03/28/the-cobrasnake-interview-that-never-happened/

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