Photo by Domestic Fine Arts
In the past, I have blogged about doing ‘cocaine’/'the blow’ off different inanimate objects like iPhones. However, I have never rlly thought about what is the optimal body part off of which 2 do blow. Just wanna ‘get rlly fucked up.’
Sometimes I wonder what I’m looking for in a friend/’bff.’ A lot of ppl say that a true friend would ’suck the venom out of ur butt’ if u were bitten by a poisonous snake. However, I don’t think I will ever be in the desert, so I think my ultimate friend would let me ‘do blow’ off any part of their body.
Does n e 1 know n e thing abt ‘chemistry’ and if there is a way to create synergy with ‘a drug’ and the ‘context in which u do a drug’?
I want to do blow off my BFF’s ____________.
a) face
b) eye ball
c) tibia
d) femur
e) gall bladder
f) butt crack
g) nip
h) medulla oblongata
i) wrist
j) ‘penis’
k) ‘vagina’
l) bro bone
m) Adam’s Apple
n) toe nail
o) ’small of ur back’
p) lips
q) ‘breasts’
r) ’six pack’
s) ‘bloody knuckles’
t) any body part with a tattoo on it
u) a deformity
v) I took an anatomy class in high school cuz I was too dumb 2 take chemistry/physics
w) Choose.Your.Own.Response
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p.s: penis
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//////////Reply by bbbbb
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@swissfag, definitely penis.
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//////////Reply by chorles
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@bbbbb, Your own penis?
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nip is hawt
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cranium 4 the rlly LV;GD kids
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blow me
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Definitely the bro bone.
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stomach: sexy large surface area; they can watch you do it.
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What ever happened to a good ol’ fashion toilet seat?
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Def the back of the knee, makes a perfect little hole to contain the blow and prevent it from escaping your Pac-Man like antics
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thought u’d be in the desert to listen to the new AnCo on peyote…
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A true bro would totally let you do a line off his boner. If you “Just wanna ‘get rlly fucked up.’ ” your bff should be a blipster, word on the street is they have bigger peens than the AZNs
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carles, i know bout methelendioxymethamphetamine, aka MDMA//x//XTC//Molly. this is a drug made popular by the rave/electro/club subcultures as it induces strong waves of euphoria, empathy, self-acceptance, and heightens all ur senses. U know, shit that let u get ur ‘dance’ on while getting tugged by a meaningful bff, all while ‘trippin’ through the byzantine conduit of ur inner psyche. most e-tards ‘Lol’ and share genuine feelings cuz MDMA targets neurons in ur brain releasing serotonin (a neurotransmitter that makes u ‘happy’) across the synapse. This concentrated flush of serotonin makes the neon neon-er, the bloghaus haus-ier, and lets u come to terms with ur lame suburban upbringing and recent rejection from design skool. ‘users’ ingest it in pressed pill/capsule form in group settings. a recent fad among tweens finds them injecting it into there peen holes for a para-5 Hour NRG rush. prolly most meaningful/authentic drug ever
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Clitty or Tippie imo – Why settle for the shaft when you can do it off the real thing?
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asshole
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anything tattooed
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dash snow says shaft
http://tinyvices.com/dash_snow_4
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Cerebral Soul-Pablum Bladder
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idiots. the lot of ya.
tranny dick. git one off craigslist to show up at yr 20-attendee party when yr delivery guy shows up and there ain’t no nose-poundin’ like tranny dick nose-poundin’.
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a deformity
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In the nose of another one,it could be a competition
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rakewon is 2 auth 4 u
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted March 17th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
@ballskin, cream get the money, dollar dollar bill y’all
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The funneh bone
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fuck man, i love music ,it makes me want to live forever
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OFF MY DICK NIGGA
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wow, last 2 posts fulloffail
buttcrack totez, you get to sniff your bffs ass at the same time, whats not to like
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that is all my life’s pursuits rolled into one partyphoto. its like a triptych. pilgrims will weep.
the back of the hand of european princess, like how they kiss the hand in the olden days but with noses and coke.
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Doing it off my BFF’s six-pack would be a really fun time!
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do it off of a macbook while tuggin it to nipslips
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i do my blow off a yaz album cover so I guess i’m doin it off vince clarke’s face
anyone ‘get me’
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what is this vice magazine?
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The hip-bone/pelvis is the #1 sexiest/synergiest area for bodylines. Perfect swooping little valley (slong as yer not fat) for the tiniest bump to the fattest line. Looks super hot with your back arched and yer ribs and hipbones all sticking out and covered in drugs. I personally have a tattoo there as well, tatty marks the spot!
Warnings>>
The anus: Of any of the body parts that can be numbed, this one probably feels the strangest. Not entirely pleasant/unpleasant. Recommended for girls working up to full-on anal sex in order to fully please their bros/take advantage of all possible pleasure sensations even if not fully comfortable with your butthole. Worked for me! Love buttsex now.
The vag: Your blow is never purely pure. The cut will cut you. Yeast infection waiting to happen.
The nip: This one is kinda hot, hypothetically, but not for those who are stingy/fiendy becus the blow gets everywhere.
Enjoy yer drugs!
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Nothing quite like watching an anorexic tween do lines of YO DICK NIGGA!
p.s. fuck yo SPELLCHECK Blud
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Off a lower-back tatty.
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One time I did a line off a nip that connected to a peen so it was like a 2 for 1 it was soooooo dialed……is saying dialed still alt?
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I’d probably do it off of your stepsister’s extra nipple.
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what IS this bizarre entity known only to me as ‘Carles’?
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You should do blow off the back of a poisonous snake,
then when it bites you, your bro’ll be there for you. <3
P.S. Not all poisonous snakes live in the desert.
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The asshole. Has to be clean though
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