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I don't know much about Yoko Ono. I just know that she 'broke up the Beatles' and that she paid for the assassination of John Lennon. (Whenever a celeb is killed, it is an 'assassination', right?) I just know that Yoko Ono is 'artsy' and 'modern.' Whenever I see an older female AZN who has an alternative aesthetic, I can't help but think about Yoko Ono. She was so conceptual, and so 'high fashion.' She rlly branded the 'over the hill' altAzn, since she always looked 'over the hill.' Don't think she cared about 'physical appearance' and turned John Lennon into some sort of Artsy Bro.

Lots of times I'll see younger AZN females. And I wonder what will happen 2 them as they start 2 age. Will they stay 'kute and AZN' forever, or will they slowly but surely turn into a Yoko OnAlt? I guess time will tell, yall. Kinda worried about 'aging' and not looking 'youthful' and 'relevant' n e more. Might have to buy some Proactiv, or a different anti-aging cream.

Sometimes I wish I could be in a relationship with some1 who is as conceptually developed as me. I just feel like only another artist could 'get' me, or maybe another blggr.

Does n e 1 still listen 2 'the beatles' or is it inauthentic to have a LET IT BE tshirt?


I want so badly to believe that there is truth that AZN is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that <3 is real.
I want so badly to believe that there is truth that ______ is real.

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dvdi's picture

First...

joel is a fggt's picture

aaaah firts, yall!

joel is a fggt's picture

@joel is a fggt, fuck >:C

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stvspl's picture

is j.lennon and y.o.lennon alt or mainstream? i really need to kno so i can decide about going to a beatles cover band concert

submasheen's picture

@stvspl, ehh,i mean
beatles is about as mainstremerz as it gets
but its sorta in its own cat-e-gory all-to-get-her

i call it: CLASSIC (the mainsteam appropriate for altalts)

Gurkman's picture

@submasheen, yeah, like the Byrds or David Bowie... but not like The Stooges or Velvet Underground.

submasheen's picture

@Gurkman, yehyeh WERD.

spinchange's picture

that shit is deep, yo.

riftig's picture

think that yoko is proof that you can be 'old' and 'alt.' could give many 'alts' solace abt eventual aging

jml3225's picture

@riftig, nooo...Thurston Moore is proof that you can be "old" and "alt." Yoko Ono is proof that you can be "old" and "bonkers." Mental Illness =/= authentic.

+TUNDE+'s picture

interesting, last nights party

altCreep's picture

I want so badly to believe that there is truth that BELGIUM is real.

//a sarcastic altDutch

the man in the hat's picture

luna park = alt yoko ono

i want so badly to believe that there is truth and german love is real [starfucker italia anyone?]

tao's picture

'The Yoko OnAlt'

damn, bro

yoko onalt

haha

academeme's picture

kinda weird how life is what is happening when ur busy making other plans.

el fggt's picture

too much nakked j.lennalt, carles. youve gone 2 far.

anonymours's picture

h8 the beatles.
h8 that anyone can relate to them.
i h8 society, so i h8 the beatles.

jml3225's picture

@anonymours, So much h8....might be N industrial band with an opening 4 u.

Sandra's picture

i can 'get' you

Carters's picture

AZN shit porn roxorz, therefore AZN rulez cept steve aoki. he is gayzorX7896976.

May's picture

Altfugs :S

spandecks's picture

I dont believe in blog haus
I dnt believe in Hacksters
I dont believe in AnCO
I dont believe in Aoki
I doont believ in P4k
I just believe in ME (+Crls)(+gettin vulns)

dnl's picture

back to the roots! i like to decide something, but i dislike polls. so i like this post. likeable?

indianwolves's picture

all i <3 about yoko(ohNo) is the song johnL wrote 4her, "OhYoko"
<3d before the Rushmore soundtrack
<3d after the Rushmore soundtrack

&i want so badly to believe that "truth" is real
crls, are you real?
is the world a dream or is a dream the world?

Carters's picture

a/s/l?

bob's picture

have you ever seen a pregnant Asian?

Thats because they lay eggs

HRO-bro's picture

soo.. is this just another HRO-gimmick??

Ryan Ross's picture

Yoko Ono and John Lennon where both whores, except John Lennon could actually compose music and Yoko sounds like a dying bird.

Sorry yoko hono

taylor's picture

ono + ichiyanagi = alt; ono + lennon = mainstream

FakeLensvsRealGlasss's picture

altpenis?

littlesparrow's picture

her hit walkin on thin ice (1981 re-edit) is on the pitchfork 500, does that mean something?

kitty_wave's picture

PSHH Aoki is ownage, btw.
and cute azns always amuse me, i always have to stop and look.

I want so badly to believe that there is truth that ______ is real.

truth is different for everyone. Belief? Assumption? to what extent.....

TONE's picture

Hello. Thats not Yoko.

TONE's picture

oops. Helps to actually read the article.

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wannopaul's picture

This post is about entropy.

This post is about entropy. "Kinda worried about ‘aging’ and not looking ‘youthful’ and ‘relevant’ n e more," Carles admits, contemplating an ambivalent pop-culture icon, Yoko Ono, who at once regarded as both an arriviste and a longstanding member of the avant-garde. Contemplating his own relevance in terms of Ono's is of course an ironic strategy, because Ono's significance to culture has always remained indeterminate. She had been instrumental in dismantling one of the most significant groups in 20th-century popular music and led efforts to trivialize the attempts of celebrities to leverage their fame for political causes. Her own artistic output defies easy appreciation but rarely pays off considered contemplation. Her continued relevance is more a matter of her ambiguity as a cultural force rather than a testament to any of her positive achievements.
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