Yall might know the record label DIM MAK as the record label that was started by popular blog house DJ Steve Aoki. It has developed into a lifestyle brand, and they sell records, bangers, trinkets, t-shirts, and probably other stuff.
U might know their popular t-shirt, featuring shuttershades on it.
N e ways… I was watching some alternative porn, featuring the alt porn star Andy San Dimas, and I was wondering if Dim Mak branched out into a new sort of industry.
Here is a ‘recap’ of the ‘plot’ of the porno:
First, the broad stole CDs from some sort of stock room, filled with inventory (probably a bunch of Aoki + Bloody Beetroots CDs). Think it is supposed to appeal 2 alts, so they have an ‘indie/electro storyline.’
Angry record label bro with ‘big cock’ comes in, and is ‘probably pissed off’ when he discovers that some lil alt slut stole several CDs.
Alt Skank goes 2 hide in bathroom that is branded with Dim Mak posters + signs + releases.
Guy comes in, ‘gets mad at her’ then ’starts to fuck her’ while wearing a bad ass shuttershades t-shirt.
They get 2 ‘make love’ and ‘cum 2gether’ while we associate the positive feeling with ‘the Dim Mak brand.’
Yalll…. s00 confused. Is the record industry dying? Do rcrdlbls start having to ‘do porn’ now?
Should I rent out my apartment as a ‘place where ppl can be filmed having sex’?
Should I buy a Dim Mak t-shirt so that I can get a tugjob?
Should I be a Dim Mak intern so that I can send out meaningful email blasts, organize events, and coordinate good times for altPorn 2 be shot in our facilities?
Do yall like porn with alternative story lines, or do u just want 2 see ppl ‘cumming’ on 1another?
Feel sad that I am ‘more excited’ about Dim Mak porn than Dim Mak music.
Wonder if this is some sort of ‘viral marketing’ to ’seem edgy’ and ‘get people who jerk off 2 internet porn 2 buy Dim Mak products’ or something.
Watch the porno video after the jump, or visit the site 2 see it.
Damn. Sort of want 2 ‘make love’ in an AltBathroom.
Damn.
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no longer confused about my sexuality.
thx hro!
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//////////Reply by sondeezy
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@sondeezy. actually, never mind. i feel kinda violated.
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//////////Reply by whoaaa
//////////Posted April 26th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
@sondeezy,
yo— is this shit for real? why why why is there an alt porn star?
why is that dude getting mad at her and raping her in the bathroom???
and why why why DIM mak??
i am still stuck in 2k8. someone help me out. wtf
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//////////Reply by rajerino
//////////Posted April 27th, 2009 at 12:59 am
@whoaaa, dude no prollz. i’m stuck in 93 til infinity
//////////Reply by tryin2findmyself
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@sondeezy, me either andy is s0 hawt!
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//////////Reply by James Henderson
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@sondeezy,
I really want to suck that bro’s cock’s.
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//////////Reply by FGGT
//////////Posted April 27th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@James Henderson, me +
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//////////Reply by Dim Kok
//////////Posted April 28th, 2009 at 2:32 am
def one the the top 5 pornos i’ve watched today
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//////////Reply by vdieselfor20
//////////Posted June 29th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
@Dim Kok, i lol’d
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plz no more blogs about dim mak / gheyoki
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
@simply j, saw a dim mak van in the west village the other night yall. in ‘no man’s land.’ like 10th avenue and w15th st. is dim mak part of a global conspiracy to make the west side ’stop sucking?’
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//////////Reply by magical bro
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
@tragedy in toyland, probably shootin a porno in a van
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Yes I do
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moar alt-pron plz!
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p.s. i loves the raging tugfest at 7:10!!!!
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
p.s.s. it is so nice 2 see 2 ppl tugging each other. i was afraid we lost the will 2 tug 4 a lil’ while. glad we “learnt 2 tug 1nse more.”
thank u dim mak!
<3 <3 <3
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//////////Reply by bleep bloop bleep
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
@anon, right on.
the double tug fest made me nostalgia pretty bad for high school
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HAHAHAH holy shit
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My friday night is now planned
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Not very alt sex , mabye it’s just the set thou . I wouldn’t mind more porn and music relationships it seems a natural progression .. Live shows are the future in a world of pirate hookers.
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laugh all you want but this is paying for her art school and she’s gonna be big someday
as a porno actress
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Carles…you have taken HRO to a whole new level
…whether it was up or down is completely subjective
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best post ever!
next plz feature the uncut Uffie on Fafi: French Batwings Collection!
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“Yalll…. s00 confused. Is the record industry dying? Do rcrdlbls start having to ‘do porn’ now?”
no and no. but the porn industry may be in trouble.
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YOUR FINEST MOMENT CARLES CONGRATULATIONS!
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Wait ok real talk
What the fuck?
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wash room fuck is awkward would not recommend it
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//////////Reply by H8rbro
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
@H8rbro, even though The Strokesband approve it [via meet me in the bathroom]
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just jo’d 2this
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//////////Reply by Anthony F.
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@d, 2nded
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//////////Reply by kyda69
//////////Posted April 26th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@Anthony F., thirded
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//////////Reply by blergggy
//////////Posted April 27th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
@d, me too
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chav burbs belt. mnstrm. gag.
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Man I hate that guy and his Eastern European hunch. Totally ruined the Katerina Konec vid for me. ugh.
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//////////Reply by ES
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
@nerdAlt, >his Eastern European hunch.
Exactly.
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Seriously just tugged 1 out 2 this who says wearing a stupid shirt doesn’t get you laid. now to clean up the mess on my macbook
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
@/fa/ggot, should’ve g0tten the white 1 bro.
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i think the Aoki song
Licky (Work It Out) (Herve Goes Low Remix, Feat. Santogold, With Larry Tee & Princess Superstar)
was made for this porno, try listening and watching
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best post i’ve seen on here in a loooooong time.
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Can’t w8 4 the Saddle Creek pr0no.
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//////////Reply by kiki
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
@Clausewitz,
YES
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//////////Reply by bleep bloop bleep
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@Clausewitz, yes plox.
my cousin worked in the saddle creek warehouse back in omaha. he always said it would be ideal for moar alt prons.
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Bathroom fuxx hurt ur back.
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1st comment!!!!!
<3 u guys, kant wait 4 summer!!! lol = roflers!!!
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If this was really “indie” porn, wouldn’t the actors be banging each other apathetically?
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//////////Reply by hitbyabus
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@Anthony F., I would lose my boner
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Finally, a porn that ‘gets’ me.
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//////////Reply by Christer Blipster
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@Myth,……really
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been waiting for good alt porn 4ever. thanx hro. my wall has cum on it.
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totes gonna fap 2 this l8r. thx carles
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it seemz that da economical crisis iz afecttin da lil bloghouse label(duh). Itz a no brainerz dat they would sell out there space for pornz…
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//////////Reply by BLAPSTER
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 3:42 am
@Christer Blipster, you fail at carlespeak
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
@BLAPSTER, soo true lol
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//////////Reply by DNK
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@BLAPSTER, i’m not so sure he was trying… some ppl have original voices or something
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iz it juzt me or does n e 1 else find no intrest n watchin da pronoz vid?
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//////////Reply by fredMS
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@Christer Blipster, just you
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//////////Reply by Christer Blipster
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 3:08 am
@fredMS, juszt watchd it…waznt all dat kewl..
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//////////Reply by von colander
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 2:14 am
@Christer Blipster, tell you after i tug
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“dehar naht dehar. wheare did yoo put dehm?” lmao.
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cumming is so mnstrm
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//////////Reply by heroine
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
@generik witty cmmnt,
haaha ha haaa yes the comment I was gon’ write myself
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meaningful steez here
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i prefer soft porn [via bravoerotica]
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//////////Reply by wes
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 1:26 am
@paul, *LNP
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//////////Reply by troy
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@wes, LNP ???
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Is it funnie/annoying/_____ how he doesn’t even take her her shirt/bra/alternative clothing all the way off? Just want 2 see some ‘perfect alternative breasts’.
Wonder if her bra was made by Am Appy.
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Is this for real? sukdhf
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amazing
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Nice memes!
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aving truble cmmemting b/c accidemtally came awm keybard amd letters mawt wrkimg s gd.
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The chick looks like some irrelevant disney channel star.
anyways dim mak is in the dumps.
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is that a ‘blowjob’
damn
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//////////Reply by wes
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@tao, FUC OFF WE DONT NEED U HERE
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//////////Reply by Herman Melville
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@wes, shut up, you luv having a true great american novelist on your alt message board.
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//////////Reply by idk
//////////Posted April 28th, 2009 at 1:06 am
@Herman Melville, iawtc
//////////Reply by sdf
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@tao, that is handjob done with the mouf
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carles, i know u hoped this post would get ‘>100′ cmmnts
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Best Alt-porn = Art School Sluts
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//////////Reply by anofk
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
@Gym jim, thank you soo much for informing me of this. think im gonna tug til it hurts now.
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Uh, Carles, this kind of thing was not exactly in the contract.
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wait so is this a legit dim mak porno flick?
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niceeeee tits
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handjobs via mouf are s00 mnstrm now
griftmeme>dim mak
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Just clicked over to the source site and browsed a bit. so grossed out right now. [go to tags and click bodybuilders yall]
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i bet Steve was in the corner wankin it during the shoot. i have a new respect for DimMak now. Do you think euro porn bro was upset or excited about getting pussie juice on his shutter shade shirt?
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crls where are you? i can’t remember the last time i waited this long for a post.
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I don’t really ‘get’ this.
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This Dim Mak thing is tiresome. This Aoki guy clearly like to have people LOOKING AT HIM. Trite, turgid, superficial. Bring on the next generation of Boy Bands.
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i nutted.
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:D
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lol dim mak ‘bangers’ (visual alt pun)
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y didnt he ‘cum on her face’
this is bllsht crls
u cant hav porn without ‘cumming’
i want altporn with real alts and not just mnstrmers in dimmak
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//////////Reply by drip.blip
//////////Posted April 26th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@louis,
amen
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ummm… shes not alt…she looks more like one of those suicide girl sluts…..this is just the next step for Corey Kennedy to take….Cant wait for that one…
Fuckin in a toilet cannot not be comfortable…and besides the germs..i know any ALThouse girl will not want to be fucked in a toilet… Maybe a Mickey Avalon trashwhore is the exception…. if mickey was fuckin them
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//////////Reply by ASD
//////////Posted May 5th, 2009 at 9:56 am
@Play,
lol @ “she’s not alt…SHE LOOKS LIKE A SG”…you dumbbb
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This is lame.
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I enjoyed watching her birdlike consciousness of her own asshole as he spread her cheeks
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That must be the reason why Steve Aoki doesn’t seem so comfortable posing in front of this Dim Mak poster, knowing there might be still some cum on it left. Anyway, this is pretty hilarious. Too bad it’s not man on man, but at least that guy is hot.
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yea this is a baltimore h00-er turned alt-h00-er.
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i think that bro is half mexicalt.
i think he needs botox/ injections/ facial reconstruction.
and less muscles.
and less tan.
and longer hair.
he is a bro bag.
he. is. not. alt.
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Want this post 2 get 2 >100 cmmnts. 4 u, carles.
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WIN @ the post!
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Fuck Me In The Bathroom 3 FTW, love Andy, Love DIM MAK, so yanking it to this porn while listening to Aoki/Beetroots pleases me.
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thanks. you saved me a trip to bang bros.
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I made love to myself while watching this and listening to Justice remix of sexy boots
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further confirms belief that some alt girls will eventually end up getting fucked on the interwebs like myself.
but lulz @ this srsly
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so is this bad for dim mak or good? i can’t tell who’s hating and who loves this, personally i think this is hilarious and would encourage it.
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best post in a long ass time. if you are worried about your blog ever losing its relevancy there is a surefire backup plan.
p.s. post moar altporn/JB youtube dance vids
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so who has membership?
instant access plz
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What you n00bs don’t realize is that this is from a hot Burning Angel DVD NOT Dim Mak:
http://www.burningangel.com/product_info.php?products_id=107
Check it out and do some googling first.
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//////////Reply by lil alt
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 4:19 am
@BArules, crap ur right i should’ve googled it instead of just making a new LOVING THE NEW DIRECTION OF DIM MAK facebook group
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second time to get off to this. wish they’d make more.
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Why do you blast up Steve Aoki’s spot like this has anything to do with him? It just so happened that Burning Angel filmed a video in the office. Big fucking deal. You prudes act like you’ve never beat off to a fucking porn before? Get the fuck over it. At least give Joanna some credit. Burning angel makes awesome fucking porno. If you want to talk shit DIM MAK joined together at the ROXY and they both did a party for GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS 2 release with Beardo.. Now who’s spot are you going to blow up? Its just sex we all do it… I mean you might not be as talented as the lovely Andy San Dimas or I…. But we all do it. . .
I think the hype is way over done. NEXT TOPIC…?
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o shit guys we pissd off some p0rn broad
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dim mak’s logo looks alot like the matt and kim logo
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Ewww, Ive made such huge dumps in that toilet. $20 says they smelled my turd babies.
Suk it.
C
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