Antsy. Doing some online shopping. Might regret it.
Think I need to buy this new keyboard, to remind me of the city/graveyards/death. I think this is supposed 2 remind u about how the whole world is built on computers [via data entry on keyboards], or something like that. ‘and then we all end up 6 feet underground.’
Paul Chan meme
Might get this Photoshop tie. Need it 2 prove that I ‘get’ design. Need people to know that these icons are the tools through which I can make anything happen.
Might get this shirt that is ‘a clever take’ on that line from the Sixth Sense, and talks about how I feel like I am superior to most people who I encounter during the day.
Might get this shirt that also lets people know that I have a higher state of consciousness/self-awareness than they do. Want them to know not to try to have some dumb conversation with me–I don’t have time for that shit.
Might ‘brand myself’ as some creepy, foreign douchebag who probably ‘has too much confidence around women’ and ‘at his job’, and decide to buy a new computer. Will talk about how I am so informed, and in touch with my own needs, then buy a sillie Dell computer
Maybe I’ll just ‘get blazed’ and go 2 IHOP. Eat some pancakes.
Not sure if I am even interested in ‘buying shit’, but probably more interested in convincing people 2 buy shit. Might start an ad agency, and organize a cult’s mass-suicide as a viral marketing campaign for Nike/the company of ur choice.
Will build a shoe inspired by the event, and have Kobe Bryant/ LeBron James wear the shoes at the Olympics in China.
This will be part of a global plan/brainwashing scheme to ‘take down the Chinese’ and take back control of being ‘the most relevant country on the Earth.’
Need investors. Ideas take money, whether it is buying something 4 urself, or executing a creative project.
Worried that I don’t have much money left in my bank account. Might have to fly 2 France so that I can ‘pretend I am rioting in the name of change’, but actually just ‘try to steal some cash from an ATM.’ Might have to alter my physical appearance to make me seem like a ‘bro with no will to live’ who would actually ‘do something THAT crazie.’
Have yall seen n e thing kewl 2 buy lately?
Have any ideas for projects that u’d like 2 do that would impact the world/ur local community?
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france is s0 pr0gressive
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prty sure thse keys r tombstones nt buildngs
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the keys on that keyboard look like gravestones, not buildings. maybe they’re there to remind us of our own impending death, and how we’ve wasted our lives typing away, staring at the latest social networking site’s updates.
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don’t even know what’s goin on in that last picture. it looks like the thing ate his bank card and now he wants it back and is all sad.
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SO ANGRY THAT U KEAP GOING AGAINST THE PROGRESSIVE/LEFT-WING VALUES OF EUROPE.
I generally enjoi ur posts, but THIS TYME U HAVE GONE TOO FAR! Are you reading aristocratic biotches lyke Burke+Oakeshott now, you wannabe Gavin McInnes?
From now on, I’m reading nothing but Adbusters.
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//////////Reply by Vexster
//////////Posted April 7th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
@EdwardCullen, Please use your inside voice sir of I’m going to have to ask you to logoff.
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LOLd
so0 hard @ this post
….sigh
I remember getting shirts like that for xmasx.
I never wore them because they weren’t ironic,
they just made me feel vulnerable
:o(
PS-Crls, when we gon sip on sparks and get vulnerable? Miss ‘the good ol days’
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carles, i wanna go to ihop blazed wichu
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted April 6th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
@…., lol @ the image of carles when blazed
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mkng ms paint tie. irny. alt.
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you seem angry, carles.
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Impulse buying = virus. resist and U will be giddy later for not.Go to IHOP
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was thinking about buying tix to the new ‘x-mans: wolverine edition’ movie but just download’d the leaked cgi-less version instead.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted April 6th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
@chorles, did u get fired bro?
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why is the keyboard made out of chairs
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was prbly gonna buy that new verizon home phone.
didn’t wanna be an asshole though, so i’ll stick with my ugly regular one
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most epic snr crls
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i really want that keyboard
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hay taht band phenix that all the blogs are blogging about blogs about is from france am i rite? i bet they r rioting right now yalllzs
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//////////Reply by ______________envyus
//////////Posted April 7th, 2009 at 11:56 am
@first1stnumber#1one,
Totally, I’m still waiting on the new danger 12″ to ship cause all those fools at ekleroshok are busy forging personal brands from their burning blockades.
s000 stressed yall [via justice video]
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Ooh, last time I flew to France, I fell asleep and the French guy next to me stole just one credit card so I wouldn’t miss it, then used it immediately after landing to buy 1000Euros worth of shit at a pharmacy. You could do that and buy fancy savon, cellulite cream, and pills that make you tan.
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now i want to go to ihop and ‘get blazed.’
also, the atm in the last pic should be replaced by ppl retarded enough to wear those shirts
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lolz Look at how chill blue jeans bro and the person next to him are in the ATM photo. It’s like the bro with the red backpack set down their beer in order to smash the ATM before picking it up again to sip and say “good party, yah?”
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CRLS STFU ABT LEBRON ALRDY. DUSH.
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I just need a new iPod.
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BLAZED
+
IHOP
=
CRAZY
DELICIOUS
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