Feeling sad that altbros got violent at the G20 Summit protests

Meme hijack via SeanAhern


Heard that there was some sort of economic and global rights summit for all of the world’s most important leaders in the world to ‘talk about important stuff’, kinda like when tweens have a sleepover. Apparently, there were ‘protesters’ who wanted these leaders to know that ’shit was fucked’, so they ‘got all violent’ to ‘make a scene’ and ‘make sure that their voices were heard’. It was kinda like they were simulating ‘anarchy’, or other concepts from punk music. Not sure if I identify with them. Feel sort of resigned to not being in control of global policies.

Not sure why every1 wants ‘things 2 get better.’ Wish they’d realize that there’d be no more art if ‘things were perfect’ cuz most great art is inspired by ‘how we wish the world was a certain way’, or something like that. We just want every1 2 relate 2 our suffering and stuff.

Sad that the altBro in a Keffiyeh/neon palestinian scarf gave alternative people a bad name. Think these scarves might be dead. Not sure if I want 2 wear mine, or else riot police will break into my apartment and execute my family. Not sure why the bro is throwing a sweet ass flat screen through a window. Seems like a good screen to chill and watch DVDs on. Think this protest was in France, so not sure why he is wearing an Atlanta Braves baseball cap. Must be ‘alt’ to wear American caps in France.

Do yall ‘believe’ in anything? Or do yall just like 2 go to events with a lot of people because ‘chaos might happen.’ Was hoping that would happen at the Obama Inauguration, but I think every1 ‘pussed out.

Feel upset. Wish that instead of ‘getting violent’, the protestors could have done something zany, like ‘a flash mob’ [sponsored by T-Mobile].

flashmobs seem like the only way to ‘really make people think’ these days about how ‘absurd’ our world is…

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More pix from the G20 protests via ‘The Big Picture’

‘we believe in something, yall. gotta update my fb status 2 tell people i’m chillin somewhere ‘relevant’ on a global scale.’

‘gotta take some kewl pix for my flickr account. might live tweet about how ‘bad ass’ this ’shit’ is.’

‘Wish we coulda broken in2 a Mac Store.’

‘feel angry about society and my parents.’

Sort of wish this was an hoodie with the white strings so it could be ‘like an advertisement.’

Man’s Best Friend, yall!

‘Feel sad about my iPhone breaking in a scrum. Wish I had bought the dorky case for it like my parents recommended. Didn’t buy insurance for $5/month.’

What do yall believe in?

     
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39 Comments

  1. Posted April 5, 2009 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    first.

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    blues

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    @erc, wow, are there really idiots that still do ‘first’? neat!

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    erc

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    @blues, oh no you insulted me on the internet!!! what am I going 2 do???!!!!

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    HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

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    @erc, second

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    dronik

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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK,
    Yall, SECONDING in replies = instaban. Cheap ass trikksterz.

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    brobro

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    @erc, First.

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  2. Posted April 5, 2009 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

    Best post you’ve done for a while….

    ‘Feel sad about my iPhone breaking in a scrum.” lawlz

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    dane

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    @White Blipster, no kiddin’, everything lately has been droll and not meaningful

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  3. Posted April 5, 2009 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    I understand that the tone of this post is sarcastic, but it’s sarcastic on so many levels that it could stated to not have a ‘position’ at all. Hence, my serious response could be taken as me “not getting the joke.”
    Buuuut…

    Don’t project your cynicism or assume superficiality on the part of participants. Very few people subject themselves to tear gas and potential arrest because “it looks cool.”

    Regardless of their future decisions or their motivations, everyone at those protests took a position and stood for it, even if only for a brief time.

    Politics and economics surround us and condition every decision we make, and our level of engagement should be more than just voting every four years and casting aspersions on those who take direct action.

    And finally… the comment about good art being borne of suffering seemed contradictory – does aspirational art become less meaningful if what it speaks to comes to pass? Should we wish to perpetuate white supremacy because James Baldwin wrote some killer books reacting to it? Silly.

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    DNK

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    @cullen stalin, ugh yr bit about art is ’silly’

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    brobro

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    @cullen stalin, mayb a post-post-POST ironic post??? Big in 2k9.5??

    P.S. don’t trust things from ppl named ’stalin’

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    brotest

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    @cullen stalin, plz leev and go read dailykos ur bringn me down

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    SilverTell

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    @brotest, teehee

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    love sex magic

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    @cullen stalin, right on

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    the hitler rundowns

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    ‘giving a shit’ about anything is uh, ‘fkn lame’. leave that to those without a future, y’all. mine’s so bright i gotta wear shutter shades.

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    Vexster

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    @the hitler rundowns, Yes Mam, you betta werk dead trend.

    R.I.P.- shutter shades [via mnstrm tweens]

    nightheat

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    the hitler rundowns = entry level altFGGT

    the hitler rundowns

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    @nightheat,

    ‘entry level’ is a term for nineteen year old douchebags who take HRO/VICE seriously; congrats, you win jackass.

    the hitler rundowns

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    @the hitler rundowns,

    actually i am a faggot, or at least i’m part-faggot. big fucking deal, you fucking vanilla square.

    johan

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    @the hitler rundowns, he could be a pizzaALT too …

    Gurkman

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    @cullen stalin, d00d, these rich kids who read Bakunin and Bernstein are doing what they always do, protesting shit and mock-philosophizing.

    besides, the only political theorist who ever ‘gave a shit’ abt ‘new aesthetics’ was Edmund Burke, who kinda believed that we’re HUMAN AFTER (Y)ALL. Yall should ‘buy his book’ [via Tao Lin] abt the ‘French Revolution’ and shit.

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    gavin mcinness

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    @Gurkman, Burke is for crusty old grampas of the aristocracy. As for new aesthetics, that would be Deleuze/Ranciere, et al And as for rich kids who don’t know shit about shit, isn’t HRO/VICE completely obviously the fkn mothership?

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    tragedy in toyland

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    @gavin mcinness, yall need to read boris groys. he is an ‘authority’ on aesthetics [via waht is art yall?] and also my ‘dissertation advisor’ [via the most culturally relevant institution of higher learning in the universe]. deleuze is over yall. kind of sad about what agamben taught me about my value as a public individual.

    miss u subjective identity

    angelheaded

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    @gavin mcinness,

    yeah you’re right, “borin groys” has far more traction than deleuze, wtf was that guy *thinking*????

    bob dylon

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    @cullen stalin, James Baldwin = not worth reading via richard wright trumping him in style and content

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  4. tragedy in toyland
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

    kind of ‘don’t believe in anything.’ makes life so much easier.

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  5. Burd
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    Wow cullen it sounds like ‘feeling sort of resigned to not being in control of global policies’ is something you struggle with. But don’t worry, I am sure that vandalizing a bank branch did make some substantive change in the current state of world political/economic affairs. Lolzers

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    Vanna

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    @Burd,
    haha.

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    whatever singularity

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    @Burd,

    “make some substantive change”

    Hey bro you’re the one talking change. The rest of us know that playing with banks while dressed like ninjas is just plain FUN :D

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    cp

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    @whatever singularity, play is capture.

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  6. Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    THey can suck a nutt. thats what i think

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  7. anon
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    congratulations crls, you made a good post

    keep it up

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  8. Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    This is why I read HRO. It’s ironic how most of us are so attached to material things (via capitalism & being jealous of the tween w/ an iphone sitting on the train), but we detest the richest & most powerful countries.
    Thanks Carles & for the twitter following.

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    the hitler rundowns

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    @▲, tru dat, privilege should be *embraced*, NOT ’smacked down’, y’all.

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    gavin mcinness

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    @the hitler rundowns,

    sometimes hro reminds me of what i said in the NY Times long ago: “I love being white and I think it’s something to be very proud of. I don’t want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life”. luv u guyz.

    http://gawker.com/topic/vice-white-supremacist-monthly-013457.php

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    Vexster

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    @gavin mcinness, Too bad white people don’t really have culture to begin with.
    [via middle-class suburbia]

  9. homeboy
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    they have g-unit in france yo?

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  10. paul
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    uhh carles,
    the french alt bro could be wearing the atlanta braves hat because the G8 summit was in georgia last year?

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  11. Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    I almost sent u this pics [via flickr] last nite but i think i got to bizzy/stoned 4 stupid rl world sht. they r pretty pics tho and r relevant if U R N2 this kinda stuff. makes me sad when ppl get bit by fascist dogs. my dog duzznet care about politics.

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    dogboots

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    @AnColonic, <3 <3 <3

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    SilverTell

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    @AnColonic, lol

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  12. laffy
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 10:57 pm | Permalink

    in england its five lbs a month for the insurance

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  13. louis
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 11:11 pm | Permalink

    gawd i want 2 break in to an apple store and liberate a macbook pro to show my distaste for world leaders

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    the hitler rundowns

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    @louis, luv u.

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  14. marlow
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 11:49 pm | Permalink

    summit was in london and the atlanta cap is meant to be ironic, seeing as the bro’s an anti(alter)-globalist. that or he’s just another sportfan with a combined hatred for tinted windows and dell computers

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  15. Posted April 5, 2009 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

    i used 2 b a christian/anarchist/pacifist/idealist/socialist/hippie-type bro… then i ‘caught up w/reality’ [via Poli-Sci 2300]. Kinda sad that i ‘think through’ issues rather than ‘destroying/protesting shit.’

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    whatever singularity

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    @Gurkman,

    Comfortable in that armchair?

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    giorgio agamben

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    @Gurkman,

    Yeah Burke is some real high-level poli sci shit, buddy. Your academic cred is *really* fkn impressive. Fkn stupid undergrads.

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  16. Posted April 5, 2009 at 11:56 pm | Permalink

    “It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the publick to be the most anxious for its welfare.”
    -Eddie Burkebro

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    giorgio agamben

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    @Gurkman,

    wow that was fkn profound! mixing punk/indie rock aesthetics with the establishment pontifications of a fucking english whig conservative is just downright *earthshattering*.

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    hey anony anony

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    @giorgio agamben, <3 that your post is via ‘the baffler’

    might recommend gurkman as a guestblogger for andy sully, if he reads oakeshott/tugs 2 margaret thatcher/watches petshopboyz videos/posts meaningfulcore photos of nature [via cmmntrs w/flickr accounts]

    miss u SilverTell

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    Gurkman

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    @giorgio agamben, d00d, xpunk_rawkx wuz ALWAYZ abt ‘conservatism’ since malcolm mcclaren invented it [via 197k7punkbroexperience] by mixing ’shitty ramones cover bands’ w/fashion+anarchy.

    miss u Sublime+ReelBigFish+Blink182+other ‘funnie’ punks.

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    Gurkman

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    @Gurkman, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SgvJY9xxcA

    angelheaded

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    @Gurkman,

    malcolm mclaren didn’t invent fuck all, and to the extent that he did he deeply indebted to the situationists, who were antiauthoritarian marxists. he lifted most everything else from richard hell and everything else he saw in new york; your cultural knowledge is even less impressive than your political theory knowledge, loser.

    angelheaded

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    @Gurkman,

    and btw, don’t think we can’t tell when you mine “wikiquote”: the “ck” in “public” gives you away, you second-rate psuedointellectual douche.

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  17. Posted April 6, 2009 at 12:02 am | Permalink

    Whoa, alts in france are having fun too!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/filkaler/sets/72157616382089156/

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  18. pete
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 12:18 am | Permalink

    i believe in God

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    Guido

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    @pete, I believe in a thing called love

    [via The Darknesses, 2k3]

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  19. ......
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 2:25 am | Permalink

    i believe in carles

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  20. bbbbb
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 5:06 am | Permalink

    can the poli sci nerds stop ‘measuring their dicks’ in the comments plz?

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    angelheaded

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    @bbbbb,

    that depends what you mean by ‘measuring’. you see, according to kant, there is no object means by which to do so, particularly in the midst of sublime experience. indeed, this is why many critical political theorists today are returning to the third critique, reading that rather than explicitly ‘political writings’, as his most politically potent work. your continued arbitrary separation of the aesthetic and the political is entirely out of step with this latest post-kantian turn. but i realize you’re a nineteen year old rich kid who thinks the most important thing in life is making sure you don’t seem like an ‘entry-leveler’. how cute y’all are.

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    bbbbb

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    @angelheaded, do you not have any ‘friends’/people-who-are-nice/lame-enough-to-put-up-with-you in ‘real life’ to bore?

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    hey anony anony

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    @angelheaded, hroexegesis.blogspot.com

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    lawlcatz

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    @hey anony anony, I choked on the pretense.

    angelheaded

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    @hey anony anony,

    i choked on the pretense of HRO/VICE “new conservatives”. yr era was that of Bush II, you won’t last long now.

  21. blipOFFurRADAR
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 5:32 am | Permalink

    awesome. just what we needed. for the seventies to come back. great way to end the decade y’all.

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    angelheaded

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    @blipOFFurRADAR,

    u haven’t seen shit, yet. this is nothing compared to what’s in store.

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    Guido

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    @blipOFFurRADAR, sooo scared bell bottoms will come back

    miss u skinny jeans

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    hey anony anony

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    @blipOFFurRADAR, miss u ‘collectivist consensus’

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    angelheaded

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    @hey anony anony,

    ‘collectivist consensus’??? another poli sci ‘entry levelr’, i see.

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    GKChesterton

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    @angelheaded, don’t u realize every1 here is trying 2 b ‘funnie’/ironic, bro? h8 entry-level ‘outraged leftists commenting on days-old posts’.

    angelheaded

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    @angelheaded,

    post-post-post-ironic is no longer simply “ironic”, or “funnie”, dumbass. it’s just nihilism.

  22. Sledcake
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 7:46 am | Permalink

    Read 3x.”This is why I read HRO”I’d be repeating that 2. .Anyway,while I sit at my plastic fantastic Toshiba satellite..multi seed toast with vegan margarine,leftover vegan lasagna, 2 cups of drip coffee w/rice beverage. I wear non animal/plastic shoes .HOO cares.I really don’t bother anyone.

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  23. Posted April 6, 2009 at 7:50 am | Permalink

    YAY HRO

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  24. dax jax
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 9:07 am | Permalink

    I think the one picture of the riot cop face to face with the dbag in the hoodie should be on the cover of Time. It sort of represents alts vs mnstrm perfectly.

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  25. octopus magic
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:15 am | Permalink

    theres more people with 2000 dollar dslrs than “rioters”, and i use that term lightly.

    at this point its more about photo ops than actually accomplishing things. im surprised this shit isnt on nixcky digital or some other pArTEE pix site

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  26. Posted April 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    every1 is part of the machine, y’all. get used to it.

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    angelheaded

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    @Mark,

    of course, but that doesn’t mean we have to resign ourselves to “getting used to it”.

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  27. Posted April 6, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    Mah favorite post yet tbh

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  28. chorles
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    This sux because it causes the need for a lot of non-existent money to be spent on shit like ‘repairing main street’.

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    angelheaded

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    @chorles,

    yeah, i’m sure those bankers with their multimillion dollar ‘bonuses’ can barely afford to rewindow those buildings. that’ll probably do em right fuckin in, eh??

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  29. GKChesterton
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    LOL @the leftwing outrage bros not being able 2 ‘get’ the sarcasmbros!

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    angelheaded

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    @GKChesterton,

    post-post-post-irony isn’t “sarcasm”, it’s nihilism. ooooh, what “timely meditations”.

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    GKChesterton

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    @angelheaded, ‘double-quotes’ r so 2k1 [via looking like twin towers]

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  30. Copypasta
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    I saw the same idea on another blog four days ago.
    It was actually funny.

    http://toomanysebastians.blogspot.com/2009/04/where-were-you-at-g20-protests_03.html

    Well done.

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  31. yea
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    ahahaaaa funny blog but kinda sad that the person typing about this has no idea on chaos more than just art…. chaos is amazing! art is amazing too….but we need chaoos in this world…. without it we would be the ult controled! americans tweens now in days are tooo scared to stand up for wat is wrong in their society…so much corruption and wat r the american tweens doing?NOTHING! at least the French get wat they want in there society…they got it better because they arent afraid to stand up for themselves…at least those tweens got national health care and we get a nice health insurance giving us crappy ass service….thats if ur lucky enough to have it…. those tweens can go get smashed and hit up their local medical center and get fixed up and do it again if they want! wouldnt that be fun…to bad american tweens cant have riskfull lives like other western civilization tweens……and that Keffiyeh has been offcially played out when the first scene kid wore it for the “coolness” everyone who wears it is a scene kid who tries too hard or a retard…….. and Obama sucks as president…so stop praising him! talk shit about him not good about him….hes done nothing!

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    yea

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    @yea, hes done nothing but sell his image!

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  32. yea
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 10:46 pm | Permalink

    make sum art of that! HA! HOPE my ass……

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  33. altburbia
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:41 pm | Permalink

    i believe in the venus projjy and ron paulz

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  34. 1000yardstare
    Posted April 7, 2009 at 5:30 am | Permalink

    that image of the bro in the braves baseball cap was taken in ‘BANK, EAST LONDON’. and the sweet flat screen was making it’s way through the glass windows of the ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND. bro should have thought to have covered his face.

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  35. Sandra
    Posted April 7, 2009 at 6:59 am | Permalink

    i do believe in demonstrations

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  36. Posted April 7, 2009 at 7:11 am | Permalink

    fuck i love this blog. good post!

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  37. Posted April 7, 2009 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    Not cool, bro. Not cool

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  38. SilverTell
    Posted April 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    I believe 911 was an inside job.
    I believe Jesse Jackson killed MLK killed JFK.
    I believe rBST causes breast and colon cancer.
    I believe vitamin C supplements cure the common cold.
    I believe in Salman Rushdie/post-colonial lit.
    I believe in Zeitgeist, the Movie.

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  39. SilverTell
    Posted April 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    I believe CRLmarkS/Kanye/AnCo is the voice of our generation.
    I believe in the cult of the amateur.
    I believe in Tweet.
    beliefs r s0 siriusss tho. idk

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