I read on a blog that the lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins, William Corgan, is dating Tila Tequila. I have heard a lot about Billy Corgan, since he was in 1 of the greatest bands of all time, but I had to check wikipedia 4 Tila Tequila. Feel weird because she seems to have the name that a Mexican tween would choose as a screen name for the AIM name. Apparently, she is AZN, bisexual, a myspace sensation, a 'lil slut', and she had some sort of television show where they put 'a lot of disgusting humans' in 1 house thinking that they are 'going 2 get famous' and they all try to 'fuck eachother' so that ppl can watch it.

Think they look like they are 'actually in <3', though. right?

Not sure why they are dating. Maybe there are some mutual fetishes that they fulfill 4 one another. These fetishes might include 'AZN ownership', 'big ol titties', 'bald heads', and 'cumming.' Hope they are the next Green Aggs and Ham. Damn. Sad.

Since they are both celebrities, we have to come up with a nickname 4 them. Here are some of my suggestions:
a) Billy Tequila
b) Smashing AZNs
c) AZN Pumpkins
d) 197AZN
e) Despite all my rage, u r still just an azn in a cage
f) BaldBro and Lil AZN love hole
g) Bisexual AZN going out with somewhat legitimate famous bro to extend her career for 1.4 months
h) 90s Alt + Myspacer Skank
k) Tonight, Tonight I will cum with my AZN
j) Choose.Your.Own.Response

Can't believe Smashing Pumpkins are so old. Feel sad that 1 day, the bands that represented alternativeness/rock n roll-ish stuff will be 'old.' Need 2 keep using the internet 2 find new music.

Can some1 plz tell me what Tila Tequila does? I read on wikipedia that she is 'the mainstream, AZN Cory Kennedy.'