I read on a blog that the lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins, William Corgan, is dating Tila Tequila. I have heard a lot about Billy Corgan, since he was in 1 of the greatest bands of all time, but I had to check wikipedia 4 Tila Tequila. Feel weird because she seems to have the name that a Mexican tween would choose as a screen name for the AIM name. Apparently, she is AZN, bisexual, a myspace sensation, a ‘lil slut’, and she had some sort of television show where they put ‘a lot of disgusting humans’ in 1 house thinking that they are ‘going 2 get famous’ and they all try to ‘fuck eachother’ so that ppl can watch it.
Think they look like they are ‘actually in <3', though. right?
Not sure why they are dating. Maybe there are some mutual fetishes that they fulfill 4 one another. These fetishes might include ‘AZN ownership‘, ‘big ol titties’, ‘bald heads’, and ‘cumming.’ Hope they are the next Green Aggs and Ham. Damn. Sad.
Since they are both celebrities, we have to come up with a nickname 4 them. Here are some of my suggestions:
a) Billy Tequila
b) Smashing AZNs
c) AZN Pumpkins
d) 197AZN
e) Despite all my rage, u r still just an azn in a cage
f) BaldBro and Lil AZN love hole
g) Bisexual AZN going out with somewhat legitimate famous bro to extend her career for 1.4 months
h) 90s Alt + Myspacer Skank
k) Tonight, Tonight I will cum with my AZN
j) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Can’t believe Smashing Pumpkins are so old. Feel sad that 1 day, the bands that represented alternativeness/rock n roll-ish stuff will be ‘old.’ Need 2 keep using the internet 2 find new music.
Can some1 plz tell me what Tila Tequila does? I read on wikipedia that she is ‘the mainstream, AZN Cory Kennedy.’
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1st comment.
Tila Tequila is a pro slut and waste of life.
<—-moving on
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//////////Reply by Daft Punk
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
@Vexster, I tip my hat to you sir,(or rather my robo helmet)
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Don’t really get these really common celeb pix where they stand in front of an advertisement. Anyone know what it says in her <3 tattoo? Is it the temporary-tat you only get when you actually ‘purchase’ a Smashing Pumpkins cd-rom?
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//////////Reply by annikamh
//////////Posted April 9th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
the adverisement is something put up on the red carpet and it is an ad for the event they are going to, or who is sponsoring the event.
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smashing asians….lol..
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//////////Reply by BROSKI
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
@nice,
thats Smashing AZNS bro
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I think billy corgan wants people to hate him. kinda like when britney spears shaved her head and started biting people. what a douche
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//////////Reply by von colander
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@mitch, U might be joking, but I might agree with u
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hahahahahahaha alienface
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less posts of baldies crls
more christie castles.
the only thing that matters
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I luv her, tonight
….tonight.
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Smashing Spic-AZN Alien Face Tequila Pumpkinz
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melon head and th infinite azn-ness
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they share a love for shiny clothing
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he’s probably just trying to fuse himself with her meme point average. she likes peen. he looks like he’s laughing at her
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h8 alien-babies//AZN sluts.
have u heard her music? she’s sew original + creative + talented, just lyk that 1 guy, jeffree fagstar
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Maybes Sir Corrigan’s prsnl-econ was in a tugjob recession?
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god her head is weird
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//////////Reply by EL FGGT
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
@anon,
god his head is weird
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i’ve never heard of either of these people, but if they have anything to do with tequila and pumpkins, i’d have to say they should just be collectively called ‘pukefest’.
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@blipOFFurRADAR, i should have said ‘heard’ [via living in a pop culture vacuum, which doesn't utilize soundwave technology]
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//////////Reply by bitch
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
@blipOFFurRADAR, can’t believe you haven’t heard of billy corgan. you must be like 12 or something right?
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted April 9th, 2009 at 8:07 am
@bitch, 13. must have been b4 my time. kinda wish i had more maltstream ‘exposure’ as a pretween. and i’m just starting to embrace myspace slutting as an auth means of garnering unwanted attntn, so tila tequila is a major find 4 me. thnx carleser!
She went to my highschool and it was ghetto so…
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http://pitchfork.com/news/35029-echo-chamber-fred-durst/
please read and comment on the blatant HRO schtick ripoff in this TEHPFOURK item.
“Fred Durst’s lyrics evidently aren’t getting any better. Y’all’s tactics need practice! (via @freddurst)”
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//////////Reply by bbbbb
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@ROBBBBBB, shit crls is actually gonna take over the world, like ‘gwenyth beck’ on fox
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omgfff
so, what are their babaays gonna b like
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//////////Reply by EL FGGT
//////////Posted April 8th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
@sadgirl,
lil naked mole ratz
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dont undrstnd wat they mean and i could rlly give a fuck [via stevemalkbro]
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Tequila Mockingbirds
He looks like J.Carville.
BC (:’s it when people dislike /rite about him.He was a big fan of this 8EEEZ undergr/ chi-town band
Who worked with Martin Hannett http://www.myspace.com/stationstheband
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Despite all my rage, u r still just an azn in a cage
classic, crls
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Is it James Carville and Pawla Abdrool?
leest they have lust.
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OMG, this is the best HRO I’ve read in a while! I just loled & loled!
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LOL CRLS, IS THIS REALLY RELEVANT TO OUR “PRSNL BRAND” DSCVRY, NOW REALLY?!?!?!?11?!!?!11?1
BILLY “I <3 BICURIOUS AZNS” CORGAN HAS LOST HIS SPOT ON MY “COOL” LIST.
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ZOMG i write 2 billy everyday on the twitters web 2.0 lol
twitter.com/Billy_Corgan
his head is flat in teh back
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but nooooooooooooooooooo
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YES I lolld hard and the free office hot cross buns fell out yall. But. I really don’t care if they are dating. I care about that little girl that hadn’t ‘heard’ of who billy corgan is. I care about Lindsay and Sam. They broke up yall. I’m really ‘effected/affected’ by this. <3d those bos. When is Lins gonna make another tween movie? miss her x miss her in ‘i know who killed me’. miss that pole dancing. I care about the fact that I have time to read this shiz and comment about what I ‘care’ about while I’m at my jobby. Think I’m going to get fired yall. Think that this recession is really happening yall. Help obammy. Did you americans know that the K Rudd (oz pm) is givin us all 900$ ea to spend on shiz. Jus wanna know what obammy is giving u? Jus wanna know if they still do coupons in americas.
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they fell in luvv because she is the first person billy c could ever tell about his bisexuality, and she accepts him because she TOO likes bros n’ hoez
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Kinda baffled that no one has pointed out the fact that corgie is just dating ttequila because she’s the closest to fucking james iha he can get. Maybe it was just too obvious to e’ryone else.
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like james iha is unavailables? come on.
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Corgan kills 2 birds with one stone by getting Tila’s millions of myspace friends to listen to his ‘alt’ band, while having dirty sex with a Bi-AZN that’s half his age!!
Keep living the dream CORGIE!!!
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E!!!!!! or K in 2nd place.
whatever, they’re like, living their lives guys
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