h8 days
where society’s laws are imposed on every1
they say that they take our tax money 2 ‘make our world better’
but feel ’sad and angry’ that they ‘waste our money’
on shit that’s neither ‘functional’ nor ‘bad ass’
Might need to impeach our President
if he doesn’t ‘get shit together’
and fix the roads in my local subdivision
or ’start using money more smarter’
Don’t think taxes are fair
especially for the poors and coloureds
who don’t even know how to add
nor did they advance to a level of math
that required a graphing calculator
Not even sure what ‘money’ is
I understand goods and services have ‘value’
but I’m not sure ‘money’ is the best way 2 monetize our society
think maybe we should use more ‘banner ads’ [via dennys/am appy/shoe company]
or perhaps create a startup that specializes in human trade/slavery/iPhone apps
Sort of just wish the govt would buy every1 a laptop
provide free buffet-style meals for us
and let us chill on the internet all day
making memes, and spending less time building
infrastructure in real life
and start forging our reality around ‘cyberspace’
Worried about issues like
childhood obesity
and obese teens making viral videos
then washing down their bad food with Schmirnoff Ice (aka ‘pussy water’)
Whenever I have a problem
I feel like my ‘tax dollars’ should be used 2 fix it
Sad that my parents got divorced
Sad that they were in a tax bracket that ‘fucked them over’
and meant I couldn’t go to design school in The City
because they didn’t give me enough financial aid disguised as ‘grants’
Maybe if I wasn’t such a ‘little ass hole tween’, they would have stayed 2gether
Made them take me to get a Macbook on December 26th after I didn’t get 1 on Christmas
and locked myself in the bathroom for 14 hrs.
I guess it’s true…
the only guarantees in life
are death, taxes,
bros letting u down
parents getting divorced
signing up for a new social network every 2.3 years
and getting fat [via pizza rolls]
This is a post about h8ing Barack Obama and his failed regime.
What would yall do to fix society/ the ‘taxation’ system?
Do yall ‘believe in money’ or think we should have a new currency? What would yall call it?
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did yall hear abt the krzy AZN? http://www.observer.com/2009/style/hipster-grifter?page=0
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted April 15th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
@DrGonzoAlt, fucking awesome
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//////////Reply by octopus magic
//////////Posted April 16th, 2009 at 11:06 am
@DrGonzoAlt,
kari is my gf
she wrote the book on flim flamming
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the blokes been in office for like 10 weeks, he can’t change it that quick….
and from….. Damn N**gers should have never given you an education….hahahahahhahaha
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that pizza roll video is going to haunt my dreams indefinitely; whereas most of my dreams are usually vaguely comedic coming of age stories staring myself, a cast of characters from my past, and a smattering of B movie douchebag cliches. Perhaps the obese kid is an upgrade?
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ew did he cook those?
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//////////Reply by Ulrich
//////////Posted April 15th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
@jazzy, yes they were on a frying pan. I wonder what he would look like if he wasn’t obese. I also wonder what he was listening to on his headphones… “pussy water” lol
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i agree. why do we have to pay taxes for pointless government spending? quit taking my money and redistributing it. I <3 capitalism.
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted April 16th, 2009 at 6:48 am
@kd, martin amrstrong (google him) is an advocate of eliminating income tax…
Did u know that China has NO income tax…and look at thier rapid progress…
Damn AZNS
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yo carles do you get big moneys=$$$$$$$$ for every time you mention am appy. do i get it?? am appy am appy am appy. send check to my emails plz
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love u utube.
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kinda feel like “being conservative”
since barry obama, liberal is like listening to j simp
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//////////Reply by DrGonzoAlt
//////////Posted April 15th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
@cajunbro, true that bro. we need to start ‘protesting shit’ agn, like in 2k3. miss u iraq war.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
@DrGonzoAlt, go to the invisible children demonstration on the 25th, it’s nation wide. I don’t really want to go but I feel obligated since some people I know want me to go… and perhaps it will make me feel better about myself for “sacrificing” something which might help the world.
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wondering what he looks like without the xtra poundage.
wondering how he cooked them so quickly!
wondering if binging is the cool thing to do???
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my mom does my taxes so far in my life
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you should cheat on your taxes but us Benford’s Law to cover your ass. make sure 30.1% of you numbers begin with one and it will pass through their automated auditing programs.
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That video of that young man eating those pizza rolls really stressed me out. I am just not sure, after a day like today, that I can handle that. An earnest effort, to be sure, but I have to wonder, what does it all mean? Why am I trying to purchase a house at this point in my life? Or, entertaining ideas of settling down with my girlfriend? And why do I feel a knot in my throat and my palms sweaty and my brow cold, all of which seem directly related to, or symptoms of, me wanting to kill a mother fucker? And, while I can recognize this as the primal “fight or flight” sensations we all have at some point, in this scenario, I feel that although killing a mother fucker would be violent, it would be more like Flight rather than Fight.
lol.
(click click, bang!)
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i think instead of moneys we should use commentso n blogs as a currecy and maybe in reel life we can use compliments and hi5s
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not sure if i will evr eat agn.
especially not pizza flvrd rollz.
b.obama is like kanye
circa 2k6.
south park will make him gay for elephants.
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im envious of fatbro
maybe to him 40 pizza rolls is like;
a job where u dont rlly have to work but still get paid enuff to be ‘well to do’?
a nice apartment in the kinda shitty part of town where you u might get stabbed for your ipod but not really?
sex?
so envious of fat ppl who can find peace thru food
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kinda wish we had 1 world ‘appy’
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gosh i am s0000 turned on by the sounds in that video
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i mail them to my dad <3
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fuck politicians and government. murray rothbard knew were it was at.
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What is with obese kids eating themselves to death on camera.
Was that a suicide video? We’ll soon find out.
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we should fix the economy by tripling the national debt. oh wait, i think that’s what we’re doing
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