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Yall. I pretend 2 'follow fashion' and 'know a lot about fashion design' sometimes, and I have heard of some bro named KARL LAGERFELD. I don't really 'know what he does' but I think he is 'relevant.' He seems to maintain some sort of brand that is similar to 'the bad guy in a movie' or something like that. I am not sure how long he has 'been around' or 'what he has done for fashion.'

Think he might be somewhere inbetween 'an old Mark Jacobs' / 'the ghey, lovable guy from Project Runway.'

Sometimes I feel like an uncultured suburban kid. Not even sure if I will wear any of his designs unless he does some Am Appy work. Sort of hope I get him as a teacher next year when I start at Parsons.

does n e 1 know this bro?
Does n e 1 know if alternative people are going to start dressing him, kinda like the M.I.Alt or the Viva La VidAlt or even the Ryan Adams Look Alike Bag??

'I used 2 rule the world.'
-the Coldplays

Photo via the Minneapoline

ugh. h8 fashion.
who am I supposed 2 b?
'sometimes feelin like life is just a circus, yall!' -brit spearsie

Comments

Jose Mesa's picture

first

tim's picture

problem with costume pic is karl would never be seen near budweiser.

he only drinks snake blood.

c's picture

do a relevant blog about prom.

tree-person's picture

heyyyy i got the sunglasses the first dude's wearing right on

x's picture

gross

willyum's picture

carles, you must kill this rising karl threat.

23gremlins's picture

oh i love him like my own cat! i also follow him on twitter!

NIck's picture

army jackets should only be worn if they are modified with a cute flower patch.

anon's picture

dont worry you'll never wear chanel

Faisal's picture

dont let fashion seperate us, we are all naked

NeonCoolKidsYo.com's picture

yo guy...please dont make fun or Karl Lagerfeld...he is my father

idk's picture

karles lager is too srs to be a dandy too divine to live amongst us. he is surrounded by the Chanels the Fendis the Lanvin the Alexi MCQueen. HBIC!

ntz's picture

hahaha Chad

steph golightly's picture

karl lagerfeld currently serves as creative director at fendi, chanel and of corse karl lagerfeld but he did time at dior, balenciaga, balmain, yves st laurent. he once did show modeled entirely by strippers and porn stars, anna wintour walked out. his nutritionist wrote a book called the karl lagergeld diet that will turn you from beth ditto to aggie deyn in 9 months. he designed for carmen miranda, elizabeth taylor, dorris duke, madonna, kylie monogue and mariah carrey. he has been a force of fashion for the past 6 decades.
he also twitters.

Menthol's picture

@steph golightly,

4 U a publicist? go write some karl fan fiction

steph golightly's picture

@Menthol, no i just work in fashion. we pretty much all worship the ground he walks on. tbh it is not unlike a cult.

omgggg's picture

@steph golightly, is it tru he lost all dat weight 2 fit into eddy slimanes suitz???????

steph golightly's picture

@steph golightly, @omgggg
B I N G O !

tao's picture

bro, is that karl 'ikahn' or something

damn

my dad did stuff with him or something

in the early 90's or something

damn

lawlcatz's picture

post m0ar Karles Marx

Mr Chipoteur's picture

"I have heard of some bro named KARL LAGERFELD. I don’t really ‘know what he does’ but I think he is ‘relevant."

seriously, do your fuckin' homework. particularly before writing anything.

and when it comes to the tunic jacket, that's typical Libertines regalia circa 2002 - and a classic Beatles reference.

chad's picture

@carly, shit, carly. i thought we were friends.

renee's picture

hm well i heard he lost weight to wear some designer's line that he loves. he's kinda of creepy looking just a little bit. and reminds of andy warhol

Ana's picture

hipster high fashion: yr doin it wrrong

HHH's picture

casablancas' jacket

dan's picture

I love it when msntrmrs accidentally come here and rant at crls cause they dnt 'get' him. Makes me feel like I belong to a part of somethng

steph golightly's picture

@dan, hates it

dan's picture

This karl lagerbro bothered me at first with his inauthentic portrayal. But then I realised he was ethnic and I found it paradoxical bcoz KRLS is Aryan.
PS. Does any1 else tlk like carles IRL now?

el fggt's picture

@dan,
i do. i affix -bro to everything and talk in questions.

IMAwinner's picture

MOOO!? Moo!

HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK's picture

Hey Crls. You're 'ahead of Schedule' artistically yes?

Sledcake's picture

My cat speaks french.

dis bitch's picture

of course i know him he

of course i know him
he directed that one lesbian-core/porn
film for chanel !!!
chanel!!!

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