Yall. Feeling paranoid about ‘germs’ and ‘catching the swine flu.’ I have heard that if I wash my hands once every hour, I won’t get swine flu. It is also essential to have some sort of mask that filters out germs.
Do yall think this mask might work? Do u think the moustache can filter out all of the bad germs?
Or should I actually buy a protective mask from Am Appy? Not sure which colour I want.
screenshot via the Am Appy Store
Can’t believe Am Appy is actually selling protective gear. Feel like I might actually ’start taking the swine flu’ more seriously.
Just want to protect myself without compromising my fashion sense. Might just buy a ‘pakistani scarf’ to cover my mask.
Does n e 1 have any tips for avoiding swine flu?
Does n e 1 know any other signature Am Appy / Urban Outfitters / H&M styles that might help 2 protect me from catching ‘pig fever’ without ‘looking like a poor mainstreamer?
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nuh, you’re not first.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
@dvdi, lmao
also wish the mask was real
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FIIIIIIIRST
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Just get high. If you’re high, the germmies will get high too, greatly reducing their “give-a-fuck-ability”. Meaning that they won’t do their job. They’ll just sit around laughing and shit with their homies.
fuck a mask.
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Carles, that mustache would look sick. But there are no protective masks being sold at Am Appy. So ur a liar.
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//////////Reply by Ross
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
really……I was gonna head down there right away and grab some for all the mexicans and aids HIV positive people I know. Serioulsy, they are not really carrying them?
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Think swine flu is the new ‘buzz pandemic.’ Avian flu and SARS are dead just like bloghouse/lectro. AIDS is the Daft Punk of pandemics, every1 kinda ‘lists it as an influence.’
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
@brobro, ebola/hantavirus is prolly the pandemmy ‘most like’ AnCo
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@hey anony anony, my bad… ebola and hantavirus are ‘not actually the same thing’ but are both ’strong viral brands’
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//////////Reply by dogboyvan
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
@hey anony anony, aka AZN hemorrhagic fever, duhhh
//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
@hey anony anony, also think swine flu is similar 2 ‘Greg and the Girl Talkers.’
Has genetics of bunch of other pandemmys [via avian+swine+human flu], not really ‘original,’ but creates new pandemmy from ones that already exist and combines them into something ‘buzzworthy.’
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//////////Reply by troy
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:39 am
@brobro, ahahah, I think that you’re right
out of school due to swine flu
going to use the time to perfect my personal label
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@Marsha,
H1/N1 has pushed my personal brand to a level i didn’t know existed previously. kind of amazed/scared/feeling fluish :P <== not meant to be keut.
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//////////Reply by Marsha
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@blipOFFurRADAR, that feeling is the hog flu
go buy a sillie mask and see a doctor
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just wanted to let yall know there are two tugboats that comment on this blog
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@Tugboat, who cares, this shit is serious! I soo seriously need to get to Am Appy before they run out of cranberry.
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//////////Reply by Ross
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
thanks for letting me know! perhaps you should identify yourself as tugboat 1. The reason I suggest this is that I have thought that sometimes “tugboat” makes good comments and other times they are some of the stupidest shit I have every read. Knowing that there are 2 tugboats explains it. Serioulsy, I thought “this tugboat boat person is schitzo or sumpin..its like there are two of them” Shit…please let us know who you are….
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
@Ross, eeeeeewww shut up, you may have contracted the pig flu by now for talking WAAAY too damn much.
//////////Reply by unmutual
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
@Ross, your last name doesn’t happen to have the word “shire” in it? you sound just like this kid from high school in 2k0
//////////Reply by Ross
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
no ’shire’…..must have been a peach of a guy
//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@Tugboat, sounds like a ghey cruise ship.
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worried. live in a ‘highly immigrant-accessible area’ of the east coast. hope non of the new mexies have the piggy fever. scared y’all. might have 2 move to Am’s ‘truccker hat’/alternatively ignorant/socialist neighbo(u)rstate. might have to buy a snowboard/curling broom 2. damn.
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i love mexicans…..taste like chicken
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so guillible yall went to am apy just to check, looked in new styles. kinda want to get the new pink and neon blue plaid yall
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//////////Reply by Baguette
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
@unmutual,
I KNOW RIGHT?
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how are we gonna makeout if u wear that?
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@littlesparrow, google speidi online…
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This blog reminds me of chatrooms — Blink 182 chatroom on AIM specifically.
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@snobro, oh to be 13 again and have a serious boyfriend from Australia via sex chats (the old school sexting) while parents were sleeping
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//////////Reply by zygotes4lunch
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
@yellowPaiges, lol you had the Australian internet boyfriend at 13 also?
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@zygotes4lunch, yep tried to get him to mail me unwashed Silverchair shirts he had worn via entry level alt. chick years
//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@snobro, you would know.
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‘dengue fever’ is the dengue fever of illness (via ill-ness). <3 cool dads who ‘listen to cambodian psych-pop’ that they ‘heard on NPR’
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the coral looks nice
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Just buy a freddy Krueger mask, and scare the virus away.
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Naked. Alone. Huddled outside the Hope Clinic. Waiting. Scared…(.)
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everything i could say has already been said.
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I’m from Mexico city and I use the new swine flu protection mask, you should see how parties go around here, everyone with those Am appys protection msks I’m thinking of forming a Djduo and use those protection masks as our own personal brand as if they were the Jus†ice’s leather jackets or the MSTRKRFT’s jason’s masks, or the Daft Punk’s Robots that would make us unique and we could show the world we are mexicalts right?
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¡ ¡ E I G H T E E N T H ! !
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Holy shit!! I just read that the “original carrier” is here in Houston!! oh noes! lmao…
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crls im fucking scared
my throat is getting all sicky
i need 2 get 2 am appy
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lulz was that your final for one of your photoshop classes, carles?
i knew it was fake because the word “new” is on a different baseline than “swine flu”
such an entry level mistake
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the authentic mexies have already started being moar authentic via decorating their masks personally.
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drunk blkbr0 here. this made me LOL for a long time THANKS CARLESBro
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i actually love you! this made me laugh for about 1000 minutes.
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