Looking 4 something that will protect me from Swine Flu [via American Apparel]

Yall. Feeling paranoid about ‘germs’ and ‘catching the swine flu.’ I have heard that if I wash my hands once every hour, I won’t get swine flu. It is also essential to have some sort of mask that filters out germs.

Do yall think this mask might work? Do u think the moustache can filter out all of the bad germs?

Or should I actually buy a protective mask from Am Appy? Not sure which colour I want.

screenshot via the Am Appy Store


Can’t believe Am Appy is actually selling protective gear. Feel like I might actually ’start taking the swine flu’ more seriously.

Just want to protect myself without compromising my fashion sense. Might just buy a ‘pakistani scarf’ to cover my mask.

Does n e 1 have any tips for avoiding swine flu?
Does n e 1 know any other signature Am Appy / Urban Outfitters / H&M styles that might help 2 protect me from catching ‘pig fever’ without ‘looking like a poor mainstreamer?

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25 Comments

  1. dvdi
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    nuh, you’re not first.

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @dvdi, lmao

    also wish the mask was real

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  2. efsedfqe
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    FIIIIIIIRST

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  3. Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Just get high. If you’re high, the germmies will get high too, greatly reducing their “give-a-fuck-ability”. Meaning that they won’t do their job. They’ll just sit around laughing and shit with their homies.

    fuck a mask.

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  4. Tugboat
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Carles, that mustache would look sick. But there are no protective masks being sold at Am Appy. So ur a liar.

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    //////////Reply by Ross
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    really……I was gonna head down there right away and grab some for all the mexicans and aids HIV positive people I know. Serioulsy, they are not really carrying them?

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  5. brobro
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    Think swine flu is the new ‘buzz pandemic.’ Avian flu and SARS are dead just like bloghouse/lectro. AIDS is the Daft Punk of pandemics, every1 kinda ‘lists it as an influence.’

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    //////////Reply by hey anony anony
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    @brobro, ebola/hantavirus is prolly the pandemmy ‘most like’ AnCo

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    //////////Reply by hey anony anony
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    @hey anony anony, my bad… ebola and hantavirus are ‘not actually the same thing’ but are both ’strong viral brands’

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    //////////Reply by dogboyvan
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    @hey anony anony, aka AZN hemorrhagic fever, duhhh

    //////////Reply by brobro
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    @hey anony anony, also think swine flu is similar 2 ‘Greg and the Girl Talkers.’

    Has genetics of bunch of other pandemmys [via avian+swine+human flu], not really ‘original,’ but creates new pandemmy from ones that already exist and combines them into something ‘buzzworthy.’

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    //////////Reply by troy
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    @brobro, ahahah, I think that you’re right

  6. Marsha
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    out of school due to swine flu
    going to use the time to perfect my personal label

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    //////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
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    @Marsha,

    H1/N1 has pushed my personal brand to a level i didn’t know existed previously. kind of amazed/scared/feeling fluish :P <== not meant to be keut.

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    //////////Reply by Marsha
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    @blipOFFurRADAR, that feeling is the hog flu
    go buy a sillie mask and see a doctor

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  7. Tugboat
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    just wanted to let yall know there are two tugboats that comment on this blog

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    //////////Reply by yellowPaiges
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    @Tugboat, who cares, this shit is serious! I soo seriously need to get to Am Appy before they run out of cranberry.

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    //////////Reply by Ross
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    thanks for letting me know! perhaps you should identify yourself as tugboat 1. The reason I suggest this is that I have thought that sometimes “tugboat” makes good comments and other times they are some of the stupidest shit I have every read. Knowing that there are 2 tugboats explains it. Serioulsy, I thought “this tugboat boat person is schitzo or sumpin..its like there are two of them” Shit…please let us know who you are….

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    //////////Reply by yellowPaiges
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    @Ross, eeeeeewww shut up, you may have contracted the pig flu by now for talking WAAAY too damn much.

    //////////Reply by unmutual
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    @Ross, your last name doesn’t happen to have the word “shire” in it? you sound just like this kid from high school in 2k0

    //////////Reply by Ross
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    no ’shire’…..must have been a peach of a guy

    //////////Reply by brobro
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    @Tugboat, sounds like a ghey cruise ship.

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  8. blipOFFurRADAR
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    worried. live in a ‘highly immigrant-accessible area’ of the east coast. hope non of the new mexies have the piggy fever. scared y’all. might have 2 move to Am’s ‘truccker hat’/alternatively ignorant/socialist neighbo(u)rstate. might have to buy a snowboard/curling broom 2. damn.

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  9. Ross
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    i love mexicans…..taste like chicken

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  10. unmutual
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    so guillible yall went to am apy just to check, looked in new styles. kinda want to get the new pink and neon blue plaid yall

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    //////////Reply by Baguette
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    @unmutual,

    I KNOW RIGHT?

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  11. Posted April 30, 2009 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    how are we gonna makeout if u wear that?

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    //////////Reply by yellowPaiges
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    @littlesparrow, google speidi online…

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  12. snobro
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    This blog reminds me of chatrooms — Blink 182 chatroom on AIM specifically.

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    //////////Reply by yellowPaiges
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    @snobro, oh to be 13 again and have a serious boyfriend from Australia via sex chats (the old school sexting) while parents were sleeping

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    //////////Reply by zygotes4lunch
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    @yellowPaiges, lol you had the Australian internet boyfriend at 13 also?

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    //////////Reply by yellowPaiges
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    @zygotes4lunch, yep tried to get him to mail me unwashed Silverchair shirts he had worn via entry level alt. chick years

    //////////Reply by littlesparrow
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    @snobro, you would know.

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  13. hey anony anony
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    ‘dengue fever’ is the dengue fever of illness (via ill-ness). <3 cool dads who ‘listen to cambodian psych-pop’ that they ‘heard on NPR’

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  14. renee
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    the coral looks nice

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  15. Posted April 30, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    Just buy a freddy Krueger mask, and scare the virus away.

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  16. Paul
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    Naked. Alone. Huddled outside the Hope Clinic. Waiting. Scared…(.)

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  17. kid
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

    everything i could say has already been said.

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  18. Posted April 30, 2009 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    I’m from Mexico city and I use the new swine flu protection mask, you should see how parties go around here, everyone with those Am appys protection msks I’m thinking of forming a Djduo and use those protection masks as our own personal brand as if they were the Jus†ice’s leather jackets or the MSTRKRFT’s jason’s masks, or the Daft Punk’s Robots that would make us unique and we could show the world we are mexicalts right?

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  19. Posted April 30, 2009 at 6:51 pm | Permalink

    ¡ ¡ E I G H T E E N T H ! !

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  20. Posted April 30, 2009 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    Holy shit!! I just read that the “original carrier” is here in Houston!! oh noes! lmao…

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  21. louis
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 8:40 pm | Permalink

    crls im fucking scared
    my throat is getting all sicky
    i need 2 get 2 am appy

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  22. ......
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    lulz was that your final for one of your photoshop classes, carles?

    i knew it was fake because the word “new” is on a different baseline than “swine flu”
    such an entry level mistake

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  23. abeewon
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    the authentic mexies have already started being moar authentic via decorating their masks personally.

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  24. BLAPSTER
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 11:17 pm | Permalink

    drunk blkbr0 here. this made me LOL for a long time THANKS CARLESBro

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  25. hahahaha
    Posted May 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    i actually love you! this made me laugh for about 1000 minutes.

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