Don't feel like going out. Might just hang out with my BFF, and get our prank call on. Will probably call local businesses who probably have 'fucking losers' working at them, or maybe the homes of people who 'sound like they are a dumb minority who will actually stay on the phone.'

Wish they had speaker phone when I was a tween.
Wish they had zany soundboards when I was a tween.
Wish they had vlog technology when I was a tween.
Wish they had Napoleon Dynamites when I was a tween.
Wish they had hooded-sweatshirt technology when I was a tween.
Wish they had Macbooks when I was a tween.

sad/jealous about my youth fading. Feeling 'mortal.' Don't want 2 be human after all. Want something more. Feel sad about 'being so aware.' Want to enjoy simple stuff, and 'laugh' and 'other simple joyous stuff.'

do yall know if ur number shows up when u press *67 before dialing?
Worried that my parents will find out if I use 'the main line', but will have to wait until after 9 to use my 'free minutes.'