Don’t feel like going out. Might just hang out with my BFF, and get our prank call on. Will probably call local businesses who probably have ‘fucking losers’ working at them, or maybe the homes of people who ’sound like they are a dumb minority who will actually stay on the phone.’
Wish they had speaker phone when I was a tween.
Wish they had zany soundboards when I was a tween.
Wish they had vlog technology when I was a tween.
Wish they had Napoleon Dynamites when I was a tween.
Wish they had hooded-sweatshirt technology when I was a tween.
Wish they had Macbooks when I was a tween.
sad/jealous about my youth fading. Feeling ‘mortal.’ Don’t want 2 be human after all. Want something more. Feel sad about ‘being so aware.’ Want to enjoy simple stuff, and ‘laugh’ and ‘other simple joyous stuff.’
do yall know if ur number shows up when u press *67 before dialing?
Worried that my parents will find out if I use ‘the main line’, but will have to wait until after 9 to use my ‘free minutes.’
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pranktastic
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ppl who like to prank call are ‘the worst’ — get a ‘fucking life’, seriously
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i want to fuck a tween so badly, they just seem like they’re kinda dumb.
i’m not too old yet, so this is totally my chance. does n e 1 know where to find smart tweens who want to tug???
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wow i want 2 do this too but i dont have 2k dollaz 4 macbook
mayb ur azn friend can teach me how to sell books so i can get dollaz
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Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
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//////////Reply by spyrogyra
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 12:06 am
@LVL5INFERNO, im a cop you idiot
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tweens=new azns?!
…conundrum.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 12:04 am
@…, no, the new azns r indians…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Nehru%26Gandhi.jpg
the ESSENCEofALT.
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thought of this haiku lyric (jus 3 lines right?) by my favrite band the 3 doors downbros last time i was prank calling…
Just let me be myself
So I can shine with my own light
Let me be myself (local immigrants who speak broken english)
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tweens give toothy head. true story no joke
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 1:17 am
@butt, no bueno.
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i lol’d
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IM LOOKING FO A GUD FUCK. CALL ME AT 513-907-9090.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 12:07 am
@ANGELA, lyke this????
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:KamaSutra09.jpg
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//////////Reply by BROSKI
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
@ANGELA,
Yo youre giving the NATI a bad name ANGELA
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Might stay home tonight and prank blog some hipsterz.
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MIA tween on the left.
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//////////Reply by m
//////////Posted April 6th, 2009 at 1:21 am
@crls jr, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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carles, you need to re-evaluate the situation, g. prank calling = pre pre-pretween. ding dong ditch is where it’s at. much more authentic [via pre-wireless era]
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this wasn’t even funny.
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//////////Reply by derryck
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@lawlcatz, thanks for your opinion, commenter “lawlcatz”.
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‘n000000000000000!’
I think that by 2k30 all pweens/tweens are going to feel that ‘2 exist is 2 bcum a meme’… “Wut. evr. it. takes.”
going to have to deal with my tween daughter’s life ‘being tugged 2′ via youtube in 2k30.
“2 LIVE IS 2 B A MEME” –FutureTween@2k30.com
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ps: ty 4 the g00d tug Carles.
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//////////Reply by alternativeprincess
//////////Posted April 7th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@jenessa,
in order to understand jenessa’s comment u have to stare @ it for exactly 27 secs. No sec less or more.
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yeah id fuck them (and by ‘them’ i mean the white chick only)
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//////////Reply by lanes
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am
@alec, but indian chicks they get men laid (via MIA)
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If you took this site and filtered out all the retarded shit on it (like this post) then you’d have something more like our site (since Carles is just a shell of an unoriginal biter).
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 3:51 am
@Jessica, negative, your site is wack
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//////////Reply by ChevyShadez
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 7:37 am
@xavier, affirmative the site is wack.
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//////////Reply by cold legs
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 9:03 am
@Jessica, hipsterwave is the anti-hip. sorry. i’m really high right now and the only word i can come up with is “boring”. however, for effect, my eyes do glaze over whenever i go there.
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 9:51 am
@Jessica, you site sucks. no enlightening social commentary via social commentary. HRO has helped me ‘find out who i am’ [via jonas brothers]
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//////////Reply by lily d.
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
@Jessica, way 2 many black people on your site, and i was browsing only half of the 1st page…
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//////////Reply by korealize
//////////Posted April 5th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
@Jessica, the only post i read was pretty much ‘these jeans are p cool haha. you can check them out here. and did you know in italy , pants are totally different? what’s the deal with that?’ aka your writing is insipid bullshit mixed in with a little cro-magnon jerry seinfeld
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so amzn to fck a canadian tween fo’ reals
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someone needs to send this to these tweens parents so they can get their asses beated
carles, i was at a show last night and Geologist and Deakin were there in the crowd! i feel so culturally relevant!
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holy shit, enough with the different-place-in-the-room-for-every-beatofthesong thing.
Are we as people done with “authenticity” or what?
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They called a BLOCKBUSTER with a soundboard for Napoleon Dynamite? *head explodes*
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i was so relieved at the dawn of hooded-sweatshirt technology
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