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Monitoring Emerging Trends: Socks with Sandals [via Chloe Sevigny]
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Yall. I was at Coachella this weekend, and I got to see some of my favourite kewl celebs who are 'into music' and know how to 'not wear makeup so that no1 recognizes them.' It must be interesting and fun to be a celebrity. U kinda just wanna chill out in public and have people look @u and recognize u and want 2 be u but u also 'want people 2 leave u alone' so that u can experience the same stuff that 'normal people' do, like music festivals and wearing ur chillest sun wardrobe.

Saw popular 'indie movie starlet' Chloe Sevigny at Coachellers. She was wearing sandals, but she had on white socks underneath. I think it's the thing where some1 who is a 'trendsetter' does something that is a 'fashion sin' and 'make it seem kinda kewl.' Not sure if this means I have to buy sandals and socks to wear underneath them. Might just be a trend for entrylevel tween females with lookbooks.

Apparently sandals are really bad for your hygiene, and usually don't even provide u with proper support. Should probably buy some 'shoes for old people' or something.

Does n e 1 know if Chloe Sevigny is still authentic? Kinda hope she does some more romantic comedies and 'goes into the mainstream' but I'm not sure if mainstream girls would 'want to look like her' or if mainstream bros would 'think she is hella hot, yo.'

sorta wish this was a blog post about Sandra Bullock in her prime. (miss u Keanu)

'don't stop this bus' -the movie SPEED

XX BONUS CLUELESS ALT MEME XX

Yall I feel Clueless
walking around coachy
barefoot
hope I don't get a disease
I think that's actually how
kids in Africa transmit a lot of diseases

Does n e 1 else miss when images of consumerism and rich white people were 'simple.'

Miss when we didn't have to 'resent white ppl' s0 hard.

Chloe Sevigny

Alternative Celebrity, Alternative Entrepreneur

Chloe Sevigny is an alternative actress and model. She is famous for 'being alt hot' and giving Vincent Gallo a BJ on camera.

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Comments

eevvaann's picture

fuck you. not really i love you.

HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK's picture

@eevvaann, WHICH BRO IS THE MOST COACHELLER? WHICH BRO IS THE MOST 4:20?

fortune's picture

Crls this is obvi the new trend perpetuated by the new Super Furrie song "White Socks/ Flip Flops" (which got 8.3ish pitchforks today). Celeb trendsetters see into whats in the future for us.

the esotericist's picture

chloe i want 2 f u (via kids [via HIV]) and make out w/ u in a pool with rabbit kid (bia gummo) all over agai n

-harmony korine/kasper

steve aoki's taint's picture

my japanese crocs have built in WiFi and enema kit

ConcernBro's picture

@steve aoki's taint, just glad youre taking care of yourself, bro

nate's picture

silverstone has 'sturgeon face'. h8 her.

chloe [via 24]'s picture

@nate,

h8 her soooo much. wish she would move to a country too poor to afford digital cameras. h8 seeing photos of her. I know crls thinks he's all post-ironic/modernistic/sardonic - but EFF U CRLS for posting pics of silverstone. it's just pathetic and sad and one day when history judges you, you will be judged as the worst people in the world because you keep posting outdated silverstone memes / mimis / meems.

kari's picture

ooo000ooo chloe i want to give YOU a handjob with my mouf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be me brown bunny plz??

<3<3korean abdul jabbar

Bradford's picture

Hey Chloe,

it's me casper. SOrry about giving you AIDS. For realz

the esotericist's picture

@Bradford, look how dumb you are

Bradford's picture

@the esotericist, It's from the movie Kids. Not a personal sentiment.

the esotericist's picture

@Bradford, hahaha i already posted about that shit and chloe was the one with aids not casper he got it from her when he fucked her little unconscious body

HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK's picture

@the esotericist, I think THAT I want to F her, in a pool. I hope I don't get aids, and little brown bunnies
-Casper and Harmony Korine

brobro's picture

racist post

dax jax's picture

What's next, pocket pen protectors and thick framed glasses with tape on the nose piece?

Brobrobroyerboat's picture

Dang that girl's got some nice stems. Which one y'all emo feys gonna stroke my cock?

yellowPaiges's picture

Orthopedic shoes and penny loafers big in 2K9?

HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK's picture

@yellowPaiges, I think we need to start think about 2k10 a little more. JUST THREE MORE YEARS TILL THE END OF TIMES! PARTY PARTY PARTY - via Andrew WK

yellowPaiges's picture

@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, By 2K10 I think Jellies and aluminum foil will be back in style AGAIN. Mayber stripper shoes and clogs? So confused yall!

chloe [via 24]'s picture

@yellowPaiges,

too busy thinking about 2k12 too worry about outdated 2k10 trends. LOSERS. eff off and die.

Trying2bLykeJesus's picture

dood, every1 at my church youth group does this, glad 2 c it has crossed over 2 the altcommunity.

Trevor's picture

Wearing socks w/ sandals is the least offensive thing about her. What's with her face? N a couple years, ppl r going 2 call her "grandma."

tao's picture

sweet dress chloe

are you reading this chloe

sweet dress

MrsOfficer's picture

yo for real???? chloe sevigny is still amazing and hawt in BIG LOVE...best show on TV....sorry i mean HBO, cause that's not TV.

gag order's picture

Coachella is so fucking nasty that I don't begrudge anyone wearing anything they want to lessen the satanic heat of that place.

bro's picture

sup with the dude in vans talking to chloe?

looks like he's poppin' a bone bro

T's picture

I'll never miss resenting white people.

DK's picture

Seattle is the most hipster place in the world because 45 year old men have been wearing socks with sandals for a good 15 years here.

i met bronques's picture

@DK, also Germany

littlesparrow's picture

chloe's outfit is nostalgic of retarded kids circa '94

FAFTDUNK's picture

veins.hot in 2k8-10??

Audio Pimpstress's picture

White socks without sandals is ok before labor day

remigio maidagan's picture

Looks like a german turist in a hot place... Not kewl.

remigio maidagan's picture

Looks like a German tourist in a hot place... Not kewl.

steph golightly's picture

carles, why do you get so many hate comments? don't people have lives? if you don't like this blog, don't read it. duh. sick of this "history will judge you" shit.
linkd2u http://xoxs.blogspot.com/2009/04/things-i-am-not-ok-with.html

eze e's picture

isnt that barry mcgee talking to her

FLORES's picture

yea, outfit is nostalgic of

yea, outfit is nostalgic of retarded kids circa '94
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