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Yall. I was at Coachella this weekend, and I got to see some of my favourite kewl celebs who are ‘into music’ and know how to ‘not wear makeup so that no1 recognizes them.’ It must be interesting and fun to be a celebrity. U kinda just wanna chill out in public and have people look @u and recognize u and want 2 be u but u also ‘want people 2 leave u alone’ so that u can experience the same stuff that ‘normal people’ do, like music festivals and wearing ur chillest sun wardrobe.
Saw popular ‘indie movie starlet’ Chloe Sevigny at Coachellers. She was wearing sandals, but she had on white socks underneath. I think it’s the thing where some1 who is a ‘trendsetter’ does something that is a ‘fashion sin’ and ‘make it seem kinda kewl.’ Not sure if this means I have to buy sandals and socks to wear underneath them. Might just be a trend for entrylevel tween females with lookbooks.
Apparently sandals are really bad for your hygiene, and usually don’t even provide u with proper support. Should probably buy some ’shoes for old people’ or something.
Does n e 1 know if Chloe Sevigny is still authentic? Kinda hope she does some more romantic comedies and ‘goes into the mainstream’ but I’m not sure if mainstream girls would ‘want to look like her’ or if mainstream bros would ‘think she is hella hot, yo.’
sorta wish this was a blog post about Sandra Bullock in her prime. (miss u Keanu)
‘don’t stop this bus’ -the movie SPEED
XX BONUS CLUELESS ALT MEME XX
Yall I feel Clueless
walking around coachy
barefoot
hope I don’t get a disease
I think that’s actually how
kids in Africa transmit a lot of diseases
Does n e 1 else miss when images of consumerism and rich white people were ’simple.’
Miss when we didn’t have to ‘resent white ppl’ s0 hard.
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fuck you. not really i love you.
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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@eevvaann, WHICH BRO IS THE MOST COACHELLER? WHICH BRO IS THE MOST 4:20?
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Crls this is obvi the new trend perpetuated by the new Super Furrie song “White Socks/ Flip Flops” (which got 8.3ish pitchforks today). Celeb trendsetters see into whats in the future for us.
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chloe i want 2 f u (via kids [via HIV]) and make out w/ u in a pool with rabbit kid (bia gummo) all over agai n
-harmony korine/kasper
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my japanese crocs have built in WiFi and enema kit
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//////////Reply by ConcernBro
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@steve aoki’s taint, just glad youre taking care of yourself, bro
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silverstone has ’sturgeon face’. h8 her.
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//////////Reply by chloe [via 24]
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@nate,
h8 her soooo much. wish she would move to a country too poor to afford digital cameras. h8 seeing photos of her. I know crls thinks he’s all post-ironic/modernistic/sardonic – but EFF U CRLS for posting pics of silverstone. it’s just pathetic and sad and one day when history judges you, you will be judged as the worst people in the world because you keep posting outdated silverstone memes / mimis / meems.
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ooo000ooo chloe i want to give YOU a handjob with my mouf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be me brown bunny plz??
<3<3korean abdul jabbar
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Hey Chloe,
it’s me casper. SOrry about giving you AIDS. For realz
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//////////Reply by the esotericist
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@Bradford, look how dumb you are
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//////////Reply by Bradford
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@the esotericist, It’s from the movie Kids. Not a personal sentiment.
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//////////Reply by the esotericist
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@Bradford, hahaha i already posted about that shit and chloe was the one with aids not casper he got it from her when he fucked her little unconscious body
//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
@the esotericist, I think THAT I want to F her, in a pool. I hope I don’t get aids, and little brown bunnies
-Casper and Harmony Korine
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racist post
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What’s next, pocket pen protectors and thick framed glasses with tape on the nose piece?
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Dang that girl’s got some nice stems. Which one y’all emo feys gonna stroke my cock?
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Orthopedic shoes and penny loafers big in 2K9?
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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
@yellowPaiges, I think we need to start think about 2k10 a little more. JUST THREE MORE YEARS TILL THE END OF TIMES! PARTY PARTY PARTY – via Andrew WK
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, By 2K10 I think Jellies and aluminum foil will be back in style AGAIN. Mayber stripper shoes and clogs? So confused yall!
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//////////Reply by chloe [via 24]
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@yellowPaiges,
too busy thinking about 2k12 too worry about outdated 2k10 trends. LOSERS. eff off and die.
dood, every1 at my church youth group does this, glad 2 c it has crossed over 2 the altcommunity.
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Wearing socks w/ sandals is the least offensive thing about her. What’s with her face? N a couple years, ppl r going 2 call her “grandma.”
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sweet dress chloe
are you reading this chloe
sweet dress
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yo for real???? chloe sevigny is still amazing and hawt in BIG LOVE…best show on TV….sorry i mean HBO, cause that’s not TV.
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Coachella is so fucking nasty that I don’t begrudge anyone wearing anything they want to lessen the satanic heat of that place.
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sup with the dude in vans talking to chloe?
looks like he’s poppin’ a bone bro
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I’ll never miss resenting white people.
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Seattle is the most hipster place in the world because 45 year old men have been wearing socks with sandals for a good 15 years here.
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//////////Reply by i met bronques
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@DK, also Germany
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chloe’s outfit is nostalgic of retarded kids circa ‘94
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veins.hot in 2k8-10??
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White socks without sandals is ok before labor day
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Looks like a german turist in a hot place… Not kewl.
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Looks like a German tourist in a hot place… Not kewl.
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carles, why do you get so many hate comments? don’t people have lives? if you don’t like this blog, don’t read it. duh. sick of this “history will judge you” shit.
linkd2u http://xoxs.blogspot.com/2009/04/things-i-am-not-ok-with.html
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isnt that barry mcgee talking to her
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