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Carles just saw a picture of a regular person who looks like she is a famouser person than she actually is. Help Carles determine who this broad looks like...

Yall... I can't put my finger on who exactly she looks like.

Here are some hints:

  • She is the lead singer of a popular 8bit electro bloghouse band
  • She was featured in an iPod commercial.
  • There was a reality show about her zany rocknroll family
  • She likes to eat fast food late at night.
  • She has a brother whose nickname is 'Chubs McGee.'
  • She recently broke up with Albert Hammond, Jr.
  • She is signed to Ed Banger Records
  • She recently earned the title of the 'hipster grifter'
  • She might be AZN, but maybe not
  • She is marrying the solo project 'Death Cab 4 Cutie'

WHO DO YALL THINK IT IS?
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOME1, BUT I CAN'T QUITE PUT MY FNGR ON IT.

:-(
Current Mood: Frusterated :-&
Current Song: the Velvet Underground vs. Kanye West - "Beginning to See the Flashing Lights (Justice mashup)"

Alice Glass

Alternative Celebrity

Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.

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Zooey Deschanel

Alternative Celebrity, Actor

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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cold legs's picture

ew mad chins

murder's picture

dood dats ozzie osbourne's daughtah!

HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK's picture

@murder, nah jus rosie o'donell

lepopmoustache.blogspot.com's picture

alice glasses fat sister?

Three Piece's picture

That looks like a man I could be best friends with.

brian's picture

@Three Piece,
but what about those hos?

Three Piece's picture

@brian, who needs the hos? <3 u brian

keaton's picture

could be the green daybro

TonyBlair's picture

She has no teeth!

dje's picture

ummmmmm.
wtF! Y is this post tagged with ' Zooey Deschanel?!?!?!?'

carles- BRO! some things should be left holy. and hot legacy wimmins *IS* one of them.
what IS a "legacy girrrrl/whoa-man?" this is to be discovered over time. BUTBUTBUT!

2 reasons why zooey is legacy:
1) engaged to ben (of the cuties)
2) her 'rents were 'in movies' when she wz a 'kid.'
there are approx. 1094 OTHa' reasons, as well.

(damn you carles. im 'thinking' in quotes because of 'you!')

DrGonzoAlt's picture

alt porn starlet Joanna Angel?

anonymoo's picture

ha, it's the 'push that inflammatory post down' tactic, maybe with some 'alt tits', or (how about a 'nigster', whoops, I mean 'blipster')? hows about 'hacking' yourself again and coming back as 'jesusbro'?

ur still an 'asshole', carles [via yesterday's post]. nvr 4 get.

tao's picture

i honestly felt for a few seconds that she looks like me to some degree

brobro's picture

Rosy O.D.

brobro's picture

*Rosy ODBro.

AlVAR's picture

KELLY OSBORNE (VIA LIZA MINELLI)

corydan's picture

kelly osBROne

Crunkasaurs's picture

the younger sister of the woman who wears "underwears with dick-holes in them."

vivi's picture

it's that BBWalt who likes getting naked onstage

Dave Dz.'s picture

Lily Allenz

Eli's picture

Kelly Osbourne

Tim's picture

a post-op, transgendered Alice Glass lip-syncing 'Air War'.

whatevs's picture

Alice Glass (AZN GRFTR/HAND JOB WITH MY MOUFTH medley)

2k9.333333333333333<3

littlesparrow's picture

shes a jew

JRobs's picture

Velvet Underground vs. Kanye West - “Beginning to See the Flashing Lights (Justice mashup)

how do i get a hold of this song?
it combines 2 of my fave artistes (velv and justice)

or am i being really stupid and missing something (like it doesnt actually exist)

vivi's picture

@JRobs, dunno but someone needs 2 make it

blergggy's picture

i think it is ozzy

romina's picture

is that mashup fo real? if so, where can i get it?

You&#039;re Not As Hip's picture

Sharon Osbourne once remarked that she hoped that Kelly would find a much older man that would keep her ( Kelly ) barefoot and pregnant. Not my words ... this is her mum that said that. Aren't you paying attention ?

madmadcat's picture

It's Pete Doherty.

tightas a ratsass's picture

looks like the finkelstein shit kid

or the dickhead from greenday

feygchd's picture

@tightas a ratsass, KELLY OSBOURNE

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