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Name that femalt celeb lookalike

Carles just saw a picture of a regular person who looks like she is a famouser person than she actually is. Help Carles determine who this broad looks like…

Yall… I can’t put my finger on who exactly she looks like.

Here are some hints:

  • She is the lead singer of a popular 8bit electro bloghouse band
  • She was featured in an iPod commercial.
  • There was a reality show about her zany rocknroll family
  • She likes to eat fast food late at night.
  • She has a brother whose nickname is ‘Chubs McGee.’
  • She recently broke up with Albert Hammond, Jr.
  • She is signed to Ed Banger Records
  • She recently earned the title of the ‘hipster grifter’
  • She might be AZN, but maybe not
  • She is marrying the solo project ‘Death Cab 4 Cutie’

WHO DO YALL THINK IT IS?
LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOME1, BUT I CAN’T QUITE PUT MY FNGR ON IT.

:-(
Current Mood: Frusterated :-&
Current Song: the Velvet Underground vs. Kanye West – “Beginning to See the Flashing Lights (Justice mashup)”

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26 Comments

  1. Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    ew mad chins

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  2. murder
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    dood dats ozzie osbourne’s daughtah!

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @murder, nah jus rosie o’donell

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  3. Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    alice glasses fat sister?

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  4. Three Piece
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    That looks like a man I could be best friends with.

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    @Three Piece,
    but what about those hos?

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    //////////Reply by Three Piece
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    @brian, who needs the hos? <3 u brian

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  5. Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Permalink

    could be the green daybro

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  6. TonyBlair
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    She has no teeth!

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  7. dje
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    ummmmmm.
    wtF! Y is this post tagged with ‘ Zooey Deschanel?!?!?!?’

    carles- BRO! some things should be left holy. and hot legacy wimmins *IS* one of them.
    what IS a “legacy girrrrl/whoa-man?” this is to be discovered over time. BUTBUTBUT!

    2 reasons why zooey is legacy:
    1) engaged to ben (of the cuties)
    2) her ‘rents were ‘in movies’ when she wz a ‘kid.’
    there are approx. 1094 OTHa’ reasons, as well.

    (damn you carles. im ‘thinking’ in quotes because of ‘you!’)

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  8. DrGonzoAlt
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    alt porn starlet Joanna Angel?

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  9. anonymoo
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    ha, it’s the ‘push that inflammatory post down’ tactic, maybe with some ‘alt tits’, or (how about a ‘nigster’, whoops, I mean ‘blipster’)? hows about ‘hacking’ yourself again and coming back as ‘jesusbro’?

    ur still an ‘asshole’, carles [via yesterday's post]. nvr 4 get.

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  10. Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:16 pm | Permalink

    i honestly felt for a few seconds that she looks like me to some degree

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  11. brobro
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    Rosy O.D.

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    //////////Reply by brobro
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    *Rosy ODBro.

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  12. AlVAR
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    KELLY OSBORNE (VIA LIZA MINELLI)

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  13. Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    kelly osBROne

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  14. Crunkasaurs
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    the younger sister of the woman who wears “underwears with dick-holes in them.”

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  15. Posted April 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    it’s that BBWalt who likes getting naked onstage

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  16. Dave Dz.
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Lily Allenz

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  17. Eli
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    Kelly Osbourne

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  18. Tim
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    a post-op, transgendered Alice Glass lip-syncing ‘Air War’.

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  19. whatevs
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    Alice Glass (AZN GRFTR/HAND JOB WITH MY MOUFTH medley)

    2k9.333333333333333<3

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  20. Posted April 17, 2009 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    shes a jew

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  21. Posted April 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm | Permalink

    Velvet Underground vs. Kanye West – “Beginning to See the Flashing Lights (Justice mashup)

    how do i get a hold of this song?
    it combines 2 of my fave artistes (velv and justice)

    or am i being really stupid and missing something (like it doesnt actually exist)

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    //////////Reply by vivi
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    @JRobs, dunno but someone needs 2 make it

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  22. blergggy
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    i think it is ozzy

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  23. romina
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    is that mashup fo real? if so, where can i get it?

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  24. Posted April 18, 2009 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Sharon Osbourne once remarked that she hoped that Kelly would find a much older man that would keep her ( Kelly ) barefoot and pregnant. Not my words … this is her mum that said that. Aren’t you paying attention ?

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  25. madmadcat
    Posted April 19, 2009 at 4:02 am | Permalink

    It’s Pete Doherty.

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  26. tightas a ratsass
    Posted April 28, 2009 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    looks like the finkelstein shit kid

    or the dickhead from greenday

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