Just traded in my Razr for an iPhone. My 2 year plan finally expired. My parents wouldn’t let me break out ‘family plan’ contract since I used up all of our minutes + text messages + data.
N e ways…Been trying to research iPhone applications 2 download.
APP #1: Mad Decent App
Saw this DJ app by the popular subsidiary of Down Town Records, MAD DECENT.
The popular DJ bro ‘Diplo’ smokes ‘a blunt’ and ‘explains how the app works. I think it just takes zany sounds that they sample, and allows you to make ’sick beats.’
I think this is how Diplo produced the popular song ‘Paper Planes (ft M.I.A.)”. He basically just took tons of zany sounds and ‘made them big.’ Think this might be a new electro model for the startup myspace DJ duo that me and my bro are starting out. I think they call it ‘the Mario Paint Musical Composer’ style of producing beats.
Wish Nintendo would turn this in2 some sort of ‘iPhone app’/sell it for the Wii/Nintendo DS.
APP #2: Cocaine App
I also saw this really kewl iPhone application that allows me to do blow off my iPhone. Not sure if the cocaine is real, or if the app lets me network with local drug dealers to ‘get the best price’ on a kilo.
Can’t believe my dream finally came true. [see previous memorable post]
I heard that in our modern world, bands no longer need to ‘make albums/songs.’ All they really need to do is create iPhone apps. Scared that we will only need iPhones/iPods to run applications/musical programs in the future. Think the future of the computer is ’somewhere between lappy and iPhone gadget.’
Just want to build the perfect ‘app’ that is ‘fun’ AND ‘useful’, kind of like an iPhone.
Does n e 1 know what ‘apps’ is short for?
What kind of phone do yall have, and do u have any kewl apps/games on it like ‘Snake’?
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FIRST?! plz be first.
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r u the 1 who stole my iPhonez??????
Apologies for brevity and any blunders in spelling; this was sent from a fucking iPhone
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do only bros hve beer drinking app? wut iphone app am i?
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app, short for apparel liek in american apparel
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we def need a hipster bingo app
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//////////Reply by chelseabro
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 9:29 am
@kc, that needs to happen. no lie.
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Hope I meet someone who has an iPhone this summer.
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//////////Reply by chelseabro
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 9:31 am
@chorles, someday u will. when u do. u can find your own ap that is rite for you and the one you find. u could evn find one that makes the 2 of u very vulnerable and closer becuz of it.
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<3 diplo. wish he’d ‘do me’
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//////////Reply by me
//////////Posted May 3rd, 2009 at 8:42 am
@gonnaeatyoo, same
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rly? you go on and on about being ‘alt’ and now you have an iphone?…rly? that bitch isn’t even jailbroken, or if it is you have the .worst.background.ever. i had an iphone on t-mobile for about 4 months (i never paid over $75 monthly, btw), and it was an intense love/hate relationship. one day mother nature stepped in and rained on my parade. & cell phone. i’d tell you what apps i used, but i doubt you could use them. ~
now i’m using a g1 & it’s perfect. i like getting picture messages, then the possibility of making it a background pic. w/o ‘hacking.’ this thing even has a compass that someone wrote an ‘application’ (a macintosh word, originally they were called *programs* see: TRON) for using it as a *frickin metal detector* ~
p.s.
google + linux = Wonkavator.
apple + “cool new must-have” = walled garden of skinny spoiled tweens.~
questions?
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//////////Reply by nondairy
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
@*d.*, 2 long did not read
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//////////Reply by ross
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:13 am
thanks for sharing. I too am fearful of full paragraphs. They freak me out. DA-DA-DA
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//////////Reply by Oh no Oh my
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@nondairy, read half, then realized i was reading
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//////////Reply by Altbagyness Deyn
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
@*d.*, WNT2FUK@GMAIL.COM
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 2:15 am
@*d.*, TLDR
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jailbreak that bitch.
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beofwep
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Paranoid Android translates well on Mario Paint (via SNES plug-in mouse)
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Isnort is balls.
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its an awesome app. downloaded it today and it has all these wierd sounds.
i plugged it into my mixer and hit the animal noises while i play…its cool
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 2:59 am
@pete, lets be friends
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wth is hipsterrunoffghostwriter.com
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//////////Reply by Joshbro
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 2:28 am
@SF, i’m super terrified.
wasn;t ready for that shit
return of the hacksterbro?
jeffbro?
creepsterbro? [via yesterday]
i’ll get to the bottom of this mystery yall
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//////////Reply by bobbarkman
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:54 am
@Joshbro, it’s a another clone blog thats ‘culturally indistinguishable’ from Hipster Runoff.
fell kinda violated that this other blog has “been here” and i wznt aware…
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//////////Reply by natalee hologram
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@bobbarkman, kinda feel like clonebro is more rlvnt/edgy/fragmented than sad linear carles. is that wrong?
‘the copy has become the master’ -david carradinebro
//////////Reply by bobbarkman
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@Joshbro, u got it. feel like clonebro isnt as “wise” as carles, hes more disconnected.
either way this “cloneblog/robotblog” is going on my bookmrks menu in firefox.
//////////Reply by chorles
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
@SF,
It doesn’t make sense… maybe it’s just me.
Not going to go back to check if it’s just me.
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//////////Reply by Oh no Oh my
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@SF, oh wow, its HRO incest produced son/brother
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Very good list! thanks for the info.
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Look if you really want to be a pimpin hipster, just get a zune. Zune’s are anti-ironic because they’re made by microsoft and does the same thing as an ipod. Screw iPhone, you’re just being suckered in by mainstream media.
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//////////Reply by chorles
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@Bobo,
Ya but then u have 2 convery all ur .mp3s into .dell files. It’s chill u can share wirelessley with other Zune users but there is only 1 per 8-14 km squared.
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that isnt a blunt yall
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//////////Reply by troy
//////////Posted May 1st, 2009 at 11:51 am
@AN, I think the cat’s out of the bag now… no blunt paper no blunt
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The blow app is the best thing invented.
you can be baked & use this shit, thinking you’re high on coke instead.
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‘Cocaine App’ would be good cover for when you get caught doing real cocaine off your iPhone.
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apps- applications
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//////////Reply by no
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:20 am
@MB, rlly?
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still sic with my razr
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applicationz? search the app RJDJ
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Here you will find 100 of the best apps this months for free: http://tinyurl.com/q5u568 you need to have a jailbroken iPhone to run them though.
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