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People who wait in line overnight to buy shit.

Photo via Kanye University


Sometimes it is hard for me to evaluate what I truly value, and how much I value it. Do I value ‘friends’/'family’? Do I value ‘life experiences’ like ’studying abroad’? Do I value having new products in my possession? Do I value ’shit like Apple products’/'cell phones’/'the right to say that I was one of the first people to see an adventure action movie that is part of a trilogy’?

I saw these bros sitting outside of an urban boutique waiting to purchase the Kanye West sneakers, which I have previously reviewed. I wonder ‘what is so important’ about a shoe? Is there some sort of ‘technology’ that will make their lives’ better, or do they just want the right to the experience/right to purchase the shoe for $1000, or the right to sell the shoe on eBay to the ‘highest bidder’?

Wonder if I could ‘bond’ with the people who wait in line for new products, since we basically value the same stuff. Feels weird when ‘everything feels like a toy’, but there are still these adults who ‘really want to buy a kewl new toy that will make people think they are kewler.’

Always kinda weird when there is a higher demand than supply, and when people ‘wait overnight’ for the right to buy something. Kinda like a Nintendo Wii / Jonas Brothers tickets. Sort of reminds me of ’spoiled kids’ from my childhood, whose parents were ‘kinda bad and lazy’, just sort of letting their son/daughter ‘run away with the concept of COOL.’ Still angry that my parents weren’t like that.

Felt sad when I had to wait in line at an AT&T store for the new iPhone. Wish I lived in NYC/ a city with an Apple store so I didn’t feel like ’such a loser’ and I could actually bond with ‘kewl people’ who were part of the same ‘product tribe’ as me.

So what do yall value? Have yall ever ’sacrificed’ ur time 2 ‘wait for the right’ to ‘buy something fuckin awesome’? How does it feel when u have the product in ur hand, then spend several hundred dollars 2 purchase it? How does it feel the first time u use it?

Trying 2 be happy, and establish a hierarchy of wants and needs. Not sure if it means that a ‘lifestyle brand‘ has too much control over my life if I am willing to wait outdoors for more than 3 hours for it.

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19 Comments

  1. ......
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    FIRST!

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @……, SSECOND! 4 LIFE

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    //////////Reply by EL FGGT
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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK,
    third y’all

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  2. Posted April 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    last

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  3. nus
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    first is the worst!

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  4. brian
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    carles,

    this line is for a different shoe entirely. it’s the air yeezy by nike obv

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    //////////Reply by dbdbabdvd
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    @brian, yeah those mexicalts don’t give a damn about kanyo

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  5. Posted April 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    is nintendo like apple 4 tweens?

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  6. Posted April 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    beyond the product, it seems that the connection to community is big. by committing to something that deeply (waiting in line to be first), it makes the person a leader to everyone else ‘below’ them in the commitment pyramid.

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  7. yellowPaiges
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    These lines are the perfect place to meet guys via my love life is in the dumps yall.

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  8. Matthew
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 2:49 pm | Permalink

    I hope all those waiting at at&t catch the skin cancer.

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  9. wolfman
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    jus thinkin how alt bros and entry level chix wait in line 2 get cd covvers signed.

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    //////////Reply by yellowPaiges
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    @wolfman, I prefer to get a tit signed

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  10. Posted April 3, 2009 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    irl first

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  11. t
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 5:29 pm | Permalink

    Look up the lines for Topshop!

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    //////////Reply by confused british fag
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    @t,i dont understand why people in nyc, who have a fuckton of shops and designers all around them, would get excited about a fucking topshop opening in nyc

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    //////////Reply by EL FGGT
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    @confused british fag,
    exactly bro

    put that shit in rural iowa && watch em RIOTTT

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  12. Posted April 3, 2009 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    i slept outside for nsync tickets once.

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  13. Crackerhead
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm | Permalink

    I once waited in a comments queue to buy some kewl.

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @Crackerhead, I like where you are going with that comment, just work on the composition a little more, you almost got it

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  14. dan-onymous
    Posted April 3, 2009 at 11:38 pm | Permalink

    Nah, they’re just a group of amiable hobos, sitting around their imaginary fire-in-a-trashcan.

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  15. Posted April 4, 2009 at 2:58 am | Permalink

    here in san francisco there are guys who wait for ltd edition shoes at true on haight st. i guess they haven’t read thorstein veblen

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    //////////Reply by CandyKane
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    @larrybob, t.veblen, very interesting.

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    //////////Reply by sledcake
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    @CandyKane, SF’s luv their techno, plastics pollution galore whilst they belittle folks drinking from plastic bottles..greenie hypocs
    Lets get a greenie hippo-hypoc image/graphic someone..

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  16. Sledcake
    Posted April 4, 2009 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    Herd instinct,masochistic desires.
    Anyway this morning for breakfast I made myself a vegan bakin’, lettuce and tomato sandwich w/
    my own vegan mayo on multi seed toast. +2 coffees. I really don’t bother anyone.

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  17. BENNYK
    Posted April 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm | Permalink

    LAME over here in england people queue outside HMV to get a Reading ticket, even though it’s probably less hassle buying online/phone
    Idiot kids! We told a bunch of them that they’d already sold out, and that Wham! were headlining…

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  18. The Midnight Society
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    Only filipinos who try to act black (via carefully inserting “nigga” into their vocabulary) and blipsters wait in line for sneakers!!

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  19. Posted May 6, 2009 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    What about people who wait in line just to wait in line? http://tinyurl.com/ctzpxj

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