
Yall. I found out about this new product meme called SLANTIES. From what I read in the Wall Street Journal, they are attempting to replace shuttershades as 'the kewl new glasses that tweens will wear.' I think they were designed by some innovative designer who is good at both 'design' and 'branding.' Might be some sort of re-branding campaign for Asia since people see them as being 'rigid' and 'communist.'

I was a Teacher's Assistant for a Consumer Psychology course at Wharton (a Relevant Business School), and u can see the impact of AZNs on our modern society and global economy when you put on a pair of slanties. The concept behind the slanty is attempting to 'degrade AZNs', but also 'become one' with the AZN population.
"Slanties" is actually a derogatory term for Asian peoples, because their eyes are slanted, kinda like the glasses. The small 'slit' through which they can see is supposed to represent how AZNs can't really have a global view, and they are only really good at small tasks that they focus on, but this ingrained worth ethic is also what helped Japan and China to 'kick every1s ass at business, engineering, and everything else important.
Much like 'every 1 wanted to be black' back when rap/hip-hop/pre-Obama-african-american-culture was blowing up, these glasses are an attempt to re-brand the AZN as 'a race worth wanting to be.' Sort of like 'accepting their supremacy' as a viable group of peoples, a source of stuff/products/architecture/memes that look kewl [via Japan], and a model from which 2 build a functional economy.

Feel kinda weird about how AZNs are 'winning' everything. Used to think that they were sort of a 'novelty race' who were just trying to look kute, but I think I was focusing one the wrong ones that didn't actually represent the majority of the AZN population [via Gwen Stefani's AZNs].

Still feeling sad that America is 'losing ground.' worried about white people and their cultural identity.
Previous posts about AZN influence on the modern world
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/should-i-h8-azns.html
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@hey anony anony, comic sans gave me a panic attack.
Send us your cracker bitches now, and skip the glasses, yo.
Inuits wear these for hundreds of years to see in the snow without getting blind.
So much for originality.
@Joe, r inuits those crazy broads from bjork who 'sing with their throats'?
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@Gurkman, dont think he's an inuit, but the alt wearin the slanties looks like dirtyprojectorbro [via limited engagements w/bjork @ housingworks]
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there are some nameless gangsters early in the movie "Big Trouble in Little China," beginning at the airport scene. one is wearing the shutter-style shades while another wears the slanties; a strange recurrence, really... i always think of those guys.
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was at a sushi bar, couldn't tell if they were hispanic or asian
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like they're both not white or something
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@tao, well, mstzos/indios actually r AZN [via bering str8]. there are actually like 5 types of mexis [via la casta] and like 10 kinds of dominicanbros. dunno abt PRs/ecuabros/salvadorks/guatemalanz/cubanz/CSS b/c i've nvr 'gotten 2 kno' their culture cuz i'm kinda scared they will just 'use me 2 buy/sell blow' [via Colombian Cartel].
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@Gurkman, are Philipinbros latin somehow? a philipino (that sounds so racist) tried to tell me this was the case, so i just believe him
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THANKS A LOT CARLES!!!! x 3
This is bullshit, C. What the hell? Why would you do this? Don't you know there are legions of people who abhor this kind of hate? Comic Sans is Satan! Happy 4/1, jerk.
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I LOVES the font change!
Carles you go to Penn? Are you undergrad or graduate? if you're undergrad i'm assuming you're in pilam, or MAYBE elmo's haha
Feel so safe in this PARENT FREE ZONE!
<3 u carles. h8 u comic sans. miss u helvetica.
@....., also hope you mean Wharton Community college in Texas and not that other fancy schoolio.
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who is more authentic:
Vivian Girls, MSTRKRFT, or Dan Deacon?
I have to choose which one to go see on Saturday. Kinda just wanna stay home and get vulns instead. So overwhelemed.
@....., dat is a FGGT ?
@....., VvnGrls>DnDeakin>mstrkrft
@Gurkman, thatz wut i wuz thinkin, hope u rnt bein ironic or sumthing
@....., its def not mstrkrft so just toss a coin for the other 2. tho i've basically had the vivgirls live experience, and it is underwhelming
@....., agree w/ Gurkman slash you. u can either be underwhelmed by vgalz or overwhelmed by dndeac 'live aud participation'. since ur alreadz 'overwhelmed' i'm saying go vgalz n get 'whelmed'
@fggtboi, lol, and AZNgf was the 1 who 'gave me that album' [via jr-hi]
carles is from/lives in san antonio?
what a sham.
y'all, i live in baltimore... should i go gets myself some slanties so i can claim to be an "early adopter". afraid of giving in to gimmicky marketing memes, but also need some new shades.
don't know what to do y'all
@smedly, i'm also from baltimore. gonna get slanties b4 u and b more authentic/original than u
@....., well crap
@smedly, charm city ownz yall.
@до свидания, think u mean wham city
hahahaha so strange
<3 comic sans
Those are the ugliest fucking things I have ever seen in my life.
Fucking Hell, I totally called this would be the next Shutter Shades.
They're just snow goggles. Invented by the Inuit to prevent snow blindness, and to get all the ladies at the igloo-discotheque.
http://www.ic.sunysb.edu/Clubs/socia/images/inuit/inuit_large.jpg
(That guy is the most Alt-Eskimo EVER)
@The Citizen Science,
Also From "The Thing" 1982.
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsW/18126-19343.gif
Norwegian Guys are always the first to die in movies that feature Norwegian guys (This is the one only one).
@The Citizen Science,
think they use them in a 'galaxy far far away'
@ carles, STOP LURKIN SUFU
just saw AZN. nice skin
h8 u Comic Sans :(:(:(:(:(
@KingJelle, agr33d
probably shouldn't post this comment cause i dont want people to see my thoughts in anything other than helvety...
@avragebro,
2 l8 :( :( :(
do they make prescription slanties or will i have 2 buy contacts?
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@white&nationalistic, FGGT
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Devo already invented these and it got them kicked out of music.
Little late blogging about this big guy, about two weeks too late too be exact.
still can't decide if its real or not....and if so, could they pick a name other than 'slanties?' or r they trying to b satirical in a world full of 2 much racism?
white skin, yellow masks
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