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Searching 4 the most authentic photograph in the world.

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Sometimes I see stuff
that I think looks meaningful
and wish I could take a picture of it
capturing the moment/meme forever

Every day I see thousands of images
and some of them are ‘meaningful’
or ‘get my attention’
and other ones are ‘meaningless’
and somewhat ‘forgettable.’

Sometimes I wonder
what is the most authentic photograph in the history of the entire world?

Is it a photo of a human?
Maybe a bro like Jesus
Abe Lincoln / Obama
OJ Simpson / Jimi Hendrix
Harvey Milk / Sean Penn as Harvey Milk
some anonymous bro
like a soldier or victim of war or something.
Maybe an animal
or some ppl ‘mating’ [via porn]

Is it a photo of an event
like a plane crashing into a building
or some sort of festival in a 3rd world country
or like some zany event like ‘the running of the bulls’

Or is it a picture of something that most people will never see
like some sort of entity that exists ‘in space’
or ‘a lunar/solar eclipse’
or a ’screen capture of something funnie.’

Or is it a party pic?
Like some bro with a ginger peen
Or some ’skank in a bathroom’
Or an entry level alt
or a super sweet 15 party 4 alts

Should we stop appreciating photos
and start to embrace ‘video’
Worried that I am missing out on ‘what makes a picture beautiful’
Might buy a huge DSLR or something
so that I can take HI RESOLUTION N00DZ
And license them to Am Appy 4 advertising

What is the most beautiful picture in the history of the world, yall?

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18 Comments

  1. brobro
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 9:35 pm | Permalink

    first

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    @brobro, second

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    //////////Reply by gioisafatty
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    First!

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  2. aw,fukk
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    http://www.thestudiotour.com/ush/attractions/images/street/harry1.jpg

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    //////////Reply by monster
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    @aw,fukk, You found it! You actually found the most authentic, beautiful, un-fuck-with-able picture in the history of the world!

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    //////////Reply by aw,fukk
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    @monster,

    i know bro

    btw, the two kids are tao lin and carles back when they were bffs in 4th grade. tao is the azn on the right.

    damn

    they were so innocent

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    //////////Reply by White Blipster
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    @aw,fukk, AZN

    //////////Reply by White Blipster
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    @aw,fukk, AZN on the ritE cld def pass as a young Tao… Crls is fat?

    //////////Reply by aw,fukk
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    @aw,fukk,

    naw bro

    but he used to be a lil chunky

    called it ‘babifat’

    now he is def skinny but he doesnt have to workout or watch what he eats rly.

  3. hi
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    http://img18.imageshack.us/my.php?image=15243962.jpg

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  4. Clausewitz
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/b/brando/brandobj.jpg

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    //////////Reply by White Blipster
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    @Clausewitz, aT WORK – THANK FOR THAT.

    Brandobj in the URL should have been enough warning tho

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    //////////Reply by Clausewitz
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    @White Blipster, is it alt 2 ‘have a job’?

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  5. anon
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 9:50 pm | Permalink

    http://photosthatchangedtheworld.com/che-guevara/

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    //////////Reply by Clausewitz
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    @anon, i thought shepard fairey invented that character.

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  6. Posted April 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    http://j.photos.cx/drag-ea8.jpg

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  7. ternative4life
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 11:55 pm | Permalink

    its probably the pic of this sexy preteen [CEWEBRITY]//altbr0
    trying [failing] to show some chest hair

    http://twitpic.com/3v73k

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  8. BRTLZT IS BST
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 12:16 am | Permalink

    ugh

    Carlos=Worst falling off since Busta Bust

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    //////////Reply by White Blipster
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    @BRTLZT IS BST, FLIP MODE!

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  9. Posted April 24, 2009 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    http://www.kallaway.co.uk/pics/hiscox/hires/Gregory-Crewdsories2004.jpg

    GC REPRESENT

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  10. Carles' Pimp
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 1:19 am | Permalink

    Before:

    http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2009/01/dov_camp_gawkerflv.jpg

    After:

    http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/08/0829_eccentric_officers/image/dov_charney.jpg

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  11. Hung Fa Lo
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 1:22 am | Permalink

    http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/08/0829_eccentric_officers/image/dov_charney.jpg

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  12. bwllmb
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    DEER CARL’S/////

    I want u 2 know that even though all the h8er’s out there want u 2 ’stop talking abt race’ and ‘be more politicallie correct’, or that ur ‘not funnie or hip’, i want u 2 know how much your opinnies mean 2 me.

    I ‘get’ u bro. U and me are ‘kindred spirits’ [via Anne of Green Gablesbro].

    And the moment u ’stop talking abt race’ is the moment Barry Obama wins. Think of all the blacks/browns/AZNs/Pokemones who endured thousands of year’s of slaverie. The moment that we forget them is the moment that all of their pain and suffering goes to waist.

    <3 u!!

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    //////////Reply by Christer Blipster
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    @bwllmb, yeah just keep stroking carles cock…maybe if ur lucky enuf he’ll nut n ur mouth

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    //////////Reply by Clausewitz
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    @Christer Blipster, that would b s00000 meaningful.

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    //////////Reply by Christer Blipster
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    http://banjo.macrochan.org/source/T/Y/TY7IEKTM44OXMPXYJHBDFVDYR4LSERTF.png

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  13. ......
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 11:10 am | Permalink

    Carles, I am about to graduate from photo/design school. In photo history classes we have learned that this is the most authentic/important photograph ever taken: http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/Pauly%252520Shore.jpg

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  14. OMG
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 11:15 am | Permalink

    So I was reading through the news to day and came across an article headlined US ‘very concerned’ about swine flu outbreak. I wasn’t sure whether the whole article was just being ironic ;C halp

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  15. auth chiller
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    that camera is hung

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  16. Posted April 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    hahahaha hilarious pic.

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  17. Clausewitz
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    another 1 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Bevo.jpeg

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  18. eric
    Posted April 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    mine duh
    http://ericfoto.aminus3.com/

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