Sometimes I wonder if I ‘worry 2 much’
about ’shit that doesn’t matter’
like ‘the way I look’
and ‘how other ppl perceive me.’
Kinda just want to listen 2 Daft Punk
and ‘gain a shit load of weight’
by eating ‘bad ass foods’ that
‘taste awesome’ but are ‘probably killing me.’
I wish that there was some sort of ‘plus size’ solution
to look fashionable
and ’seem hip’ and ‘in the know’
But I think that part of ‘being fit’
means that ‘u care about being alive.’
wonder if Am Appy will come out with a ‘plus size’ line in 2k34
when their core market ‘gets all old and fat’
Just want to ‘be myself’
and like ‘chill’ and ‘go to Chili’s’ and ‘eat McDonalds breakfast’
and ‘go out to binge eat Mexican food’
and ‘eat lasagna’ like the popular cat Garfield
but ‘who will love me’ for ‘who I am’
It would take a strong person
to want to ‘cum on’/'cum with’
some1 who is ‘larger than life.’
Worried that my heart will stop
or something like that
R u happie with the way u look?
do u end up looking in the mirror for extended periods of time
thinking about the person u will be after u ‘get in shape’?
Did u ‘lose a lot of weight’/'gain a lot of weight’ recently? Why?
Hope u r okay.
want u 2 b happie with who u r
Best,
Carles
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u need to stop worrying at all tbh.
Too bad I have you trapped in your closet Carles.
Give up. Heed to my demands.
Got Carles trapped in the closet yall.
unclefarkus.com tbh for more info
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//////////Reply by Internethaxorz
//////////Posted April 21st, 2009 at 10:46 pm
@Uncle Farkus,
Actual fucking ‘drama’ involving Carles that is not made up by Carles himself. Fuck yeah. Unless of course he runs another blog and is now making stuff up that way. Either way yall… INTERESTING
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//////////Reply by jazzy bells
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 12:57 am
@Uncle Farkus, Don’t worry Carles. Surely John Q will come to save U soon.
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//////////Reply by bwllmb
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@Uncle Farkus, Just thought u should no. Ur blog is not ‘funnie’ or ‘relevent’. Ur gimmicks [saying 'tbh'/copying Carl's] are not ‘authentic’/'meaningful’.
<3 u!
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//////////Reply by Uncle Farkus
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
@bwllmb, oh hay <3 u too. carles took all my ideas i tought him all he knows tbh. plagiarist.
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nothing tastes as good as thin feels
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//////////Reply by oh yeah
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 4:44 am
true dat
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//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
@thinspiration, that has always been my mantra
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//////////Reply by dannie
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@thinspiration, even a taste will add to ur waist
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted April 23rd, 2009 at 7:47 am
@thinspiration, also nothing feels as good as methamphetamine.
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yeah, image seems to matter, but im fine with how i look..recently got into cycling/gyming/eating crappy, healthy foods (i start to crave green peas/broccoli now) hahahah
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted April 21st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
@rocksta, ntry lvl / jock re: cycling/gyming/eating crappy, healthy foods
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//////////Reply by !!
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 9:27 am
@White Blipster, i hate stereotypes. get off the internet “white blipster”<–i see what you did there
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
@!!, “get off the internet” – That would have been good if you were actually trying to be ironic.
Def don’t ‘get it’
//////////Reply by rocksta
//////////Posted April 23rd, 2009 at 1:51 am
@White Blipster, don’t care bro, all that matters is that i do what’s good for me, and possibly for the world =) could care less about “entry level”
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i thought i was getting fat until i stopped taking birth control. now i’m back to my borderline-underweight self.
if only i didn’t look like a skinny j mascis :(
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//////////Reply by corydan
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 1:47 am
@vivi, you just gave my boner a boner
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i’m hard as heck
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I’m not fat, i just love food.
+ the pot makes me hungry.
….. i shld prbbly run n smke.
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//////////Reply by chilom
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 1:21 am
@mangotango, lol same shit for me
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//////////Reply by ratt~
//////////Posted April 23rd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@mangotango, yes yes yes, good thing.
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i sometimes think about this too carles. recently more than ever. i feel kinda like, even though i look skinny, and no one can tell unless im naked, i got a decent gut goin. i feel kinda guilty about liking only skinny alt broads and feel kinda like i need to be skinny and in shape too. but its so hard to stop eating food.
:(
*i say this as i put 4 more eggo waffles into the toaster
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted April 21st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
@anon, thanks for getting vulnerable man… i know how you feel
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 am
@White Blipster, do the no carb diet…gets rid of your gut and you can eat all the meat you want & makes you a better fighter- via cranky all the time
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could be ur ‘built environment’ that is/is not/could be making u ‘fat’ (via exposure 2 vinyls)… Entrylvl epidemiolgie, tho. Maybe u can volunteer @ an urban sustainable farm to rlly reevaluate ‘where our food comes from’ and ‘get ur hands dirty’ while wearing kute overalls. Might have 2 start listening 2 more bands who ‘write meaningful hooks’ and ‘have a lowkey personal brand’ (via Harlem shakes) instead of electro.
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//////////Reply by carles jr
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 7:43 pm
@hey anony anony,
u r droppin the john snowbro, black boxes to chinese boxes n sh*t. impressed.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@hey anony anony,
“In Defense of Food freed my mind, bro” – ntry lvl alt
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 pm
@hey anony anony,
“I just read Fast Food Nation, omg” – bro
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@hey anony anony,
“Did you see Super Size Me? Wow!” – bro
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
@hey anony anony,
“I just saw King Corn on Netflix!” says the ntry lvl
“Yeah I don’t know. I saw it at Sundance. It inadequately criticizes the epic blunder that is subsidized American corn ethanol.” says the alt bro
“Yeah it’s just more psuedo-intellectual art-school bullshit” says the altbag with doctorate in bioinformatics
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@hey anony anony,
“Yeah my girl just started the South Beach Diet. I’d do it but i don’t want it to interfere with lifting.” – bro
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how r we supposed to fit into our skinnys now
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the end of that poem is mad cute
life affirming 2k9
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srry, dont get it. was she trying to get fat or did it jus happen? why would she want to get fat? she use to be soo pretty yall :(
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 6:37 am
@anofk,
its a fetish, it makes some peeps cum- all naughty and shit
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
@Guido, really?
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
@SilverTell, Shonuff. Lookup BBW and WG on the youtubes.
seems like she gets happier, shes got bedonkadonk and acts more slutty and seems to ‘find herself’ thru selfportraiture. in the end she has a new bf/partner/soulm8/fuckbud and gets to shop @ torrid for goth/alt clothes, dunno bout the tigerstripes tho, kinda makes her unique.
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her life story taught me a lot about learning about life:
it doesn’t matter whether ur a fatfukr or skinny ass ho, -as long as u go at least %6 goth u’ll find a [goatee'd] mate who is willing to take progressively more n more porno-shots of u.
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h8 my body. i’m real short so it’s real hard to be skinny if i eat at all. wish i didn’t care but i fucking do. :-(
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//////////Reply by blipOFFurRADAR
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 am
@……, ellipsis ellipsis is posting post-ironic-post-secrets y’all.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
@blipOFFurRADAR, 5.98 lols out of 10 lols
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yeah bodies come in all shapes and sizes but this shits disgusting. gainers / feeders / whatever the fuck wikipedia defines this phenomena as are fucking appalling. this goes far beyond inverse eating disorders, WHAT A WASTE OF RESOURCES. only in a post industrial fucking gluttonous first world society can this be a reality. people can learn to fetishize anything once they become alienated from what naturally exists. HUMANS DONT NEED TO CONSUME THAT MUCH SHIT. what the fuck
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 11:26 am
@BRB VOMITING, gluttony is a sin yall, but i suppose snorting cocaine off the i-phones and having sex all night to burn calories is too yall!
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
@BRB VOMITING, Did you just read Ishmael? ugh
Read The Singularity is Near and chill, bro.
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//////////Reply by anon4this1
//////////Posted April 23rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Kinda ashamed 2 admit: nothing gets me off like that shiz. I don’t disagree w/ any statements yall make, and I myself am a somewhat-underweight skinny-jeans-wearing fixie-riding alt-girl, not to mention I’m str8 and luv 2 fuck my ‘male social peers’… but when I’m all alone that’s what I wanna see–chubby white girls who are overfed by their partners. Dunno why. I don’t think I’m ‘alienated from what is natural’ and I don’t think it was ‘learned,’ or at least not consciously. I’ve always had that fantasy, though I’d NEVER let ne1 know. I can just go on the internetz and see othr ppl who are willing to commit to that ‘fetish lifestyle.’
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sad fact realized by this post
thin girl covered in swwts: hot
fattie in the same: not so hot
i find it sad that even in their element i find thin more attractive.
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carles don’t be a fattie that would be fucking gross
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//////////Reply by 23gremlins
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 4:58 am
@zephyr, true, bro.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
@zephyr, *nods*
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cmon, be a fattie
ill give you a mars bar if you do.
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bravo.
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blech!!!
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Gaiz, r fat girls rlly ppl at all??? Want 2 know.
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fattize 4tw
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what ever happened to posting pictures of bathroom sluts?
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vid too slow did not watch.
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ew @ FAt chixx. XP alt.bbs r thin n keut. yum. d00ds can be pleasantly hefty tho. after all, red stripe will give ya a gut.
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ftz r out
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jajaja very good post
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If you are worried about your self image Carles, just update your MySpace/Facebook/Friendster bragging on your blog about some new band you’re not really in, say it sounds really similar to AnCo/Interpol/Death Cab. Sports some eyeliner and take random pics with your bandbros & it will no longer matter if you stuff your face with taco bell/chillis/powdered doughnuts. Fat bros need love too yall.
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hey, when are you going to talk about this – http://jezebel.com/5222868/american-apparel-spurts-its-stuff-all-over-pregnant-women
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Carles, why do you have a weight loss ad at the side? Is this some sort of message.
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It seem to be in that way
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as an altFattie, this is relevant to my interests
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yall, so stressed out.
not fat, but not skinny –
found motivation thru foto montage.
any other motivations to get into my skinnys?
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//////////Reply by yellowPaiges
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@Veroni, hammer a child size bikini to your wall…
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
@yellowPaiges, 7 lols out of 10 lols
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EVERYBODY ALWAYS ASKS ME IF IM ANOREXIC BUT IM A GUY I WANT TO WEIGH 175LBS+ BUT I HAVE A HIGH METABOLISM
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//////////Reply by authentanick
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 1:18 pm
@STRESSSIN, feel so sad for you bro
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@STRESSSIN, see a Dr.
drink some olive oil
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i’m 5′10 , 122lbs, i think im too skinny. but i’d rather be overly skinny than overly fat, RIGHT?? PLZ VALIDATE ME PLZPZPLZPLZPLZ
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//////////Reply by Guido
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 11:07 pm
@Zakawee, No. Can I borrow bus fare? I need to get to Humboldt park and there are like a million transfers.
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eating is a waste of money, effort, and self esteem.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
@littlesparrow, 6.54 lols out of 10 lols
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fat is the new white.
fat power
elelohellz
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being fat is badass. no1 understands what its liek to make 30 brown n serve sausages and enjoy it like a chubbie altchick.
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//////////Reply by anonx2
//////////Posted April 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@Libby, hahaha lol I luv u.
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love you carles
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“I wish that there was some sort of ‘plus size’ solution
to look fashionable”
shit, it’s true. there isn’t one. i try, but i just look ridiculous. i excersize constantly, but the weight just stays.
wish there was some ‘thin god’ that i could make a sacrifice to and just shed the lbs.
hey, Hipster God. i’ll trade you my sweet Dcups for a 20 inch waist
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I think I’m going to be sick.
That is so unattractive and unhealthy.
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I think if your too fat they must turn you away at the door… never see a fat person at an alt show for some reason. Also lots of yellow tonight…. less green. Glad I didn’t wear yellow.
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i’m not happies wit how i is
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Man.. i was the perfect weight for this world: 00.. but it’s been a month since i quit chemicals & i’ve gained 5 pounds :( still fit in my 24’s but the bones are just not there..
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the 6th picture is pretty, but the rest are hard to watch.
i want more than anything to find a ‘2 years of losing all the weight i put on to make that first video’ video
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