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Some of my bros decided to start a post-pre-post-meta-ironic core rap group. I think the concept behind it is that they are ‘not black’, ‘privileged’, and ‘get’ global issues. I think they are going to build a myspace with powerful graphic images that say controversial stuff, possibly parodying hiphop culture. I think they consider themselves 2 b ‘artists’ but they are also trying to ‘rage against the local scene’ and ‘how fucking stale’ it has become.
Yall. What’s the deal with ‘modern hiphop’? What is the state of ‘hipster rap’? Will bands like ‘The Cool Kids’ ever ‘catch on’? Would u rather watch these bros or M.I.A., or are they ‘basically the same thing’ except MIA has ‘better samples’/a higher ‘production value’?
Do yall have any ‘wannabe rap tribes’ in ur local scene who play at art shows?
Do u think that they are ‘being ironic’ about ‘trying to be a band’ without the emotional + personal commitment of ‘being a band’?
ughh…. so disenfranchised with hiphop/the scene/rap/art/everything.

glad that ‘the real slim shady’ is back with a brand new gimmick to shake up the scene [via autotune]




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that shit made me frow up.
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phags.
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Not gonna lie, black ppl still scare me.
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//////////Reply by Christer Blipster
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 2:11 am
@DrGonzoAlt,
my gf is white and lst nit she trnd ovr n bed and tld me the same thing…
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted April 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
@Christer Blipster, L0L
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<3 late nite posts!
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‘We made you’ [Via Marshall and the Mathers]
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horrid show
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I like AZNs better.
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//////////Reply by w0w
//////////Posted April 19th, 2009 at 1:52 am
@Myth, yes. more AZNs plz!
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i want more Ken Kaniff skits [via homo erotic homophobic humor]
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 1:49 am
@H8rbro, more crank calls to insane clown posses [via juggalo's & juggalettes]
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i luv the cool kids. their meaningful cd made me go buy gold and a pager and a fixed gear bike with pegs so i cud try and live their meaningful lives but then i realized i never get invited to parties and i just listened to mcr and ate cornflakes and cried in my bassment and wished i was a ‘cool black guy white ppl can relate to/want to be’ [via will smith]. later that day i broke up with my gf.
also
THE GAME
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//////////Reply by H8rbro
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 2:56 am
@aw,fukk, this most depressing/funniest shit i have read all day hahaha
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 8:02 am
@aw,fukk, This is a post about Skee-lo (miss u).
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As a black man I found that personally offensive, and I am morally opposed to them on a core level. Nah, just kidding, really what it boils down to is they suck. So apparently if you have zero talent, you can call your performance ironic and market yourself as a gimmick/alternative to mainstream hip hop? Cool.
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this is more performance art than hip-hop. i mean its not even close to hip-hop. don’t worry man it still exists. go listen to dalek or something.
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i think crls reads termbo
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these bros be bitin’ my post ironic steez y’all
http://www.mediafire.com/deepsteeznine
DEEP STEEZ NINE BLOWIN UP WORLDWIDE
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cool kids are fuckin dope
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why would you hate on eminem? he’s not “alt” enough? i don’t even listen to hip hop and i know he’s talented as fuck. most hip hop is getting VERY stale, mainstream nowadays is shit, but eminem is an artist.
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//////////Reply by antandbee
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 8:53 am
@Andy, yeh he’s a talented lyricist, but his new single is bare stale and all round pretty lame.
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//////////Reply by Andy
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
@antandbee, fair enough. I’ll concede that he can do MUCH better than his new trash. Happens to the best of them, unfortunately.
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//////////Reply by DwayneWayne
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
@Andy,
After a glance I thought you comment was refering to Carles and his recent racist turns;
“fair enough. I’ll concede that he can do MUCH better than his new trash. Happens to the best of them, unfortunately.”
I thought, ‘my thoughts exactly’.
//////////Reply by Andy
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@DwayneWayne, HAHAH
Well that’s valid too.
This blog is for the most part usually an entertaining read, but he has so many preconceived notions about EVERYTHING. What’s good, what’s bad and everything in between. I already know what he’s gonna say about something before I even read the blog post.
QUEEF!!!
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Saw this video on Look At This Fucking Hipster. It was wedged between the ewok hipster and the Hustle & Flow hipster [via It's Hard Out Here For Pimp]
My ears are still bleeding. =(
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http://www.crackhouse5.blogspot.com
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i would rather listen to MIA cuz she writes ‘cultural bangers’ and talks about things i ‘get’ like watching lost and ‘exploiting the heritage of a country i was not actually born in but feel tied to via a relative that have not really even met on more than a few occasions’
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nice comment tragedy in toyland, also… good name
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//////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 11:28 am
@GoldenNuggetLaughlin, are you advertising for a fucking casino?
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dis is hawt
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that website is good but not as good as dos & donts
lol “lobbyist for hash”
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I think eminem is more authentic cuz people listened to him before there was this whole rush to be “cool,” “new,” or “different.”
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//////////Reply by B-ran
//////////Posted April 18th, 2009 at 1:17 am
@MagB, Only cuz you don’t remember it, doesn’t mean it never happened.
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i remember when the black kids used to rap during recess and PE together; sometimes they would tag on school property with sharpies; some of them were in gangs; most of them were failing.
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//////////Reply by Phil Collins
//////////Posted April 17th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
@littlesparrow,Your comment contributes nothing to this discussion, and only perpetuates stereotypes relevant to your shithole corner of the world. Try again, or die really soon.
<3 u
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//////////Reply by littlesparrow
//////////Posted April 20th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
@Phil Collins, uh oh i think you have something stuck in your butthole </3
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beastie boys: the original rap alts? (via grand royal mag)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWXMkL_Ydws
these guys are the original post ironic hipster rappers…but its all good cause they fucking rock…
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carles, this is performance art bro.
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