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Some of my bros started a post-post-ironic rap group

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Some of my bros decided to start a post-pre-post-meta-ironic core rap group. I think the concept behind it is that they are ‘not black’, ‘privileged’, and ‘get’ global issues. I think they are going to build a myspace with powerful graphic images that say controversial stuff, possibly parodying hiphop culture. I think they consider themselves 2 b ‘artists’ but they are also trying to ‘rage against the local scene’ and ‘how fucking stale’ it has become.

Yall. What’s the deal with ‘modern hiphop’? What is the state of ‘hipster rap’? Will bands like ‘The Cool Kids’ ever ‘catch on’? Would u rather watch these bros or M.I.A., or are they ‘basically the same thing’ except MIA has ‘better samples’/a higher ‘production value’?

Do yall have any ‘wannabe rap tribes’ in ur local scene who play at art shows?
Do u think that they are ‘being ironic’ about ‘trying to be a band’ without the emotional + personal commitment of ‘being a band’?

ughh…. so disenfranchised with hiphop/the scene/rap/art/everything.

glad that ‘the real slim shady’ is back with a brand new gimmick to shake up the scene [via autotune]

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28 Comments

  1. Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    FARST

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  2. mawnster
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:14 am | Permalink

    that shit made me frow up.

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  3. riiiiot
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:20 am | Permalink

    phags.

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  4. DrGonzoAlt
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    Not gonna lie, black ppl still scare me.

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    //////////Reply by Christer Blipster
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    @DrGonzoAlt,

    my gf is white and lst nit she trnd ovr n bed and tld me the same thing…

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    //////////Reply by anony
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    @Christer Blipster, L0L

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  5. AstroCandy
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:32 am | Permalink

    <3 late nite posts!

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  6. Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:35 am | Permalink

    ‘We made you’ [Via Marshall and the Mathers]

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  7. dvdi
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:41 am | Permalink

    horrid show

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  8. Posted April 17, 2009 at 12:46 am | Permalink

    I like AZNs better.

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    //////////Reply by w0w
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    @Myth, yes. more AZNs plz!

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  9. H8rbro
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    i want more Ken Kaniff skits [via homo erotic homophobic humor]

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    //////////Reply by White Blipster
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    @H8rbro, more crank calls to insane clown posses [via juggalo's & juggalettes]

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  10. aw,fukk
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    i luv the cool kids. their meaningful cd made me go buy gold and a pager and a fixed gear bike with pegs so i cud try and live their meaningful lives but then i realized i never get invited to parties and i just listened to mcr and ate cornflakes and cried in my bassment and wished i was a ‘cool black guy white ppl can relate to/want to be’ [via will smith]. later that day i broke up with my gf.

    also

    THE GAME

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    //////////Reply by H8rbro
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    @aw,fukk, this most depressing/funniest shit i have read all day hahaha

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    //////////Reply by hey anony anony
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    @aw,fukk, This is a post about Skee-lo (miss u).

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  11. fool
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:13 am | Permalink

    As a black man I found that personally offensive, and I am morally opposed to them on a core level. Nah, just kidding, really what it boils down to is they suck. So apparently if you have zero talent, you can call your performance ironic and market yourself as a gimmick/alternative to mainstream hip hop? Cool.

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  12. c to the urtis
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:21 am | Permalink

    this is more performance art than hip-hop. i mean its not even close to hip-hop. don’t worry man it still exists. go listen to dalek or something.

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  13. beach demon
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:24 am | Permalink

    i think crls reads termbo

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  14. treezy
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:56 am | Permalink

    these bros be bitin’ my post ironic steez y’all

    http://www.mediafire.com/deepsteeznine

    DEEP STEEZ NINE BLOWIN UP WORLDWIDE

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  15. anon
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:23 am | Permalink

    cool kids are fuckin dope

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  16. Andy
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:24 am | Permalink

    why would you hate on eminem? he’s not “alt” enough? i don’t even listen to hip hop and i know he’s talented as fuck. most hip hop is getting VERY stale, mainstream nowadays is shit, but eminem is an artist.

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    //////////Reply by antandbee
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    @Andy, yeh he’s a talented lyricist, but his new single is bare stale and all round pretty lame.

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    //////////Reply by Andy
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    @antandbee, fair enough. I’ll concede that he can do MUCH better than his new trash. Happens to the best of them, unfortunately.

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    //////////Reply by DwayneWayne
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    @Andy,

    After a glance I thought you comment was refering to Carles and his recent racist turns;
    “fair enough. I’ll concede that he can do MUCH better than his new trash. Happens to the best of them, unfortunately.”

    I thought, ‘my thoughts exactly’.

    //////////Reply by Andy
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    @DwayneWayne, HAHAH

    Well that’s valid too.
    This blog is for the most part usually an entertaining read, but he has so many preconceived notions about EVERYTHING. What’s good, what’s bad and everything in between. I already know what he’s gonna say about something before I even read the blog post.

  17. 2k9 yall
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 2:37 am | Permalink

    QUEEF!!!

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  18. grandma death
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 3:23 am | Permalink

    Saw this video on Look At This Fucking Hipster. It was wedged between the ewok hipster and the Hustle & Flow hipster [via It's Hard Out Here For Pimp]

    My ears are still bleeding. =(

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  19. felix
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 4:45 am | Permalink

    http://www.crackhouse5.blogspot.com

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  20. tragedy in toyland
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    i would rather listen to MIA cuz she writes ‘cultural bangers’ and talks about things i ‘get’ like watching lost and ‘exploiting the heritage of a country i was not actually born in but feel tied to via a relative that have not really even met on more than a few occasions’

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  21. Posted April 17, 2009 at 10:42 am | Permalink

    nice comment tragedy in toyland, also… good name

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    //////////Reply by tragedy in toyland
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    @GoldenNuggetLaughlin, are you advertising for a fucking casino?

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  22. blergggy
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 11:11 am | Permalink

    dis is hawt

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  23. daffy
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 11:16 am | Permalink

    that website is good but not as good as dos & donts
    lol “lobbyist for hash”

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  24. MagB
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 11:51 am | Permalink

    I think eminem is more authentic cuz people listened to him before there was this whole rush to be “cool,” “new,” or “different.”

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    //////////Reply by B-ran
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    @MagB, Only cuz you don’t remember it, doesn’t mean it never happened.

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  25. Posted April 17, 2009 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    i remember when the black kids used to rap during recess and PE together; sometimes they would tag on school property with sharpies; some of them were in gangs; most of them were failing.

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    //////////Reply by Phil Collins
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    @littlesparrow,Your comment contributes nothing to this discussion, and only perpetuates stereotypes relevant to your shithole corner of the world. Try again, or die really soon.

    <3 u

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    //////////Reply by littlesparrow
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    @Phil Collins, uh oh i think you have something stuck in your butthole </3

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  26. dax jax
    Posted April 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    beastie boys: the original rap alts? (via grand royal mag)

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  27. Posted April 17, 2009 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWXMkL_Ydws

    these guys are the original post ironic hipster rappers…but its all good cause they fucking rock…

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  28. m
    Posted April 18, 2009 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    carles, this is performance art bro.

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