Sometimes it is weird when a ’successful band’ has ‘a cool new song’ that I think sounds stupid/forced, but it is sort of like ‘a club banger’/marketed as some sort of energetic fun song.
I think that this ‘music video’ might actually be some sort of Hewlett Packard computer commercial. I feel like consumers need to stop honoring the hiphop ‘onomatopoeia’ gimmick. Tired of ‘hooks’/'choruses’ being some sort of onomatopoeia gimmick. I feel like it is ‘lazy’ and ’stupid.’
The Black Eyed Peas seem pretty weird 2 me. I don’t think that they would be ‘quite as marketbable’ if they were all black. I think the addition of a white female to their band was ‘critical.’ Not sure if White America really wants a band with 2 scary black dudes + 1 albino guy. Feel like they need a ‘wigger’ type of character in their band who is representative of ‘who they might want to be.’

I think the ‘Black Eyed Peas’ might be some sort of metaphor.
I wonder if the Black Eyed Peas would have ‘happened’ if the Fugees stayed 2gether. Wonder if Will.I.Am is the modern/’sold out’ version of Wyclef Jean. I feel like Will.I.Am is ‘trying too hard’ to be Marvin Gaye, and write/represent some sort of

Not even sure if we will have ‘bands’ in 2k10. Every1 might be a hologram.
Feel sad when modern stars try to ‘recreate’ the aesthetic+honesty of Marvin Gaye’s “Whats Goin On” and it ends up being some ‘crappy duet’ somehow involving Sheryl Crow/Will.I.Am/Eric Clapton/John Cougar Mellbrocamp/a rap verse that ‘doesn’t fit.’
‘where is the love, yall?’ – Black Eyed Peas
Sort of just want to be ‘a stupid mainstreamer’ who gets pumped up when I heard a song like Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” or the song “Let’s Get it Started.”
Lets Get It Started – The Black Eyed Peas
I want to be a white person
who ‘gets jacked up’
whenever a black person in ‘cool clothes’
comes out, waves their arms
rhymes into a mic
and tells the crowd to ‘get on their feet.’
I will go home
buy this popular song on iTunes
listen to it when I ’start my workout’
to ‘get fucking pumped up’
then choose a slow song 4 my ‘cool down’
What kind of music do yall listen 2 now that bloghaus/electro is dead




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3k8. alright.
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Third!
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isnt there only 1 black guy??
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I read this but don’t understand the importance behind it.
Bad carls. Bad.
As far as what I listen to:
Lately Manu Chao, Depeche Mode, Black moth super rainbow, apollonia (sex shooter..duh) and that live version of werewolf that cocorosie did for that french show.
p.s.
I’m mexican and have not acquired swine flu yet. am I doing something wrong?
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//////////Reply by von colander
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
@michelle, I was gonna be embarrassed for saying I’ve been listening to Prince (via the 80s, not via Target), but you brought up sex shooter, so its ok.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
@von colander, never be embarassed to admit you are listening to prince. he gets me delerious [via his song "delerious"] and gets me to party like its 1999 [via his hit song "1999"]
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band is suck.
not sure who is ‘black.’
crls probably racist.
i think
post fail.
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never 4give 4 the humps
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will never 4give 4 the humps
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never ever 4give 4 the humps
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Can you please interview Will.I.Am. and ask him how it feels to be the first black male in The Holograms?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz4QRB25DSI
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gnarls barkley – crazy having cred at the time or the whole album it was on..am i thinking of p4k or something? i forget
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“I’m on that supersonic boom / yall hear that spaceship *zoom* / when I step inside the room / them girls go eh eh boom / …(something something) HD flat”
Nice.
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feel kinda ‘out of touch’ [via Hall & Oates]
still listening to ‘lectro, haven’t grown out of it yet.
Mr. Oiseau is still producing decent stuff, even if the rest of Ed. Banger ‘doesn’t really give a shit’.
Hope the second coming of electro is in 2k9.5.
Might bring back the glory days myself by remixing the JonasBros/MileyCyrus/FloRida/Tracy Jordan [via Werewolf Bar Mitzvah]
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kinda starting 2 think that mexis r the ‘final frontier’ of music now that they play negro music @ prom. ¿do n e of Uds. listen 2 merengue/cumbia/reggaeton/blogcasa?
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i only listen to ‘the prodigy’ when i workout to get ’super pumped’.
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[insert comment abt how this post is racist/insensitive 2 try 2 show i'm 'progressive/an uptight asshole/____' but really just showing I am a 'retard' who can't 'read critically']
In short, Carles, fuck you, you racist, simple-minded, insensitive fuck. Also, fuck every1 who comments on this blog, for some reason. Not rlly sure why.
<3 u Carles!!!
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//////////Reply by ClonOctoDrome
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
@brobro, Guys. This particular blog post has made me comment that I will never read posts on this stupid blog again. Also. Alexa.com page ranks for HRO are starting to FREAK OUT me.
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@ClonOctoDrome, why??? i failed stats.
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I like Furgey and I think her humps bring all the boys to the yard but sometimes I wonder if whether or not fish sandwiches from McDonalds = Black Eye Peas or if country vegetables concerning meatloaf have left us forever and whether slavery will return so I can become a supreme white boy again and make love to a nocturnal philistine.
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//////////Reply by t.y?
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 11:11 am
@Uncle Farkus, you are not funny
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why is “swagga” the new hype word in mainstream rap/hip-hop?
i think MIA popularized it, at which point the hip-hop community rushed to dictionary.com and realized that it was a “usable” word in reference to themselves.
now everyone uses it, including old spice which is endorsed by ll cool j.
god damn.
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
@Jewel, saw CNN using ’swagga’ today [via how much of it does Barry Obammy have?]
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yall im diggin the jsrf look
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//////////Reply by Aoknymous
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
@familiabro,
this bro ‘gets it’
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like the daft punk reference from the blk eyed peas yall. kinda surprised that they’re being “relevant” might start listening to _______ to stay relevant
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@unmutual, but they arent relevant because they think of the daft punks as peer bros, not grandfathers of electro. you could say, you would never see william rockin the bangalter hommesdeblahblah helvetica shirt [via mstrkrft]
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what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cos he’s hungry?? <3
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//////////Reply by Innocente
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
@666, i’d hope he learnd the fuckinglesson this time so that daddy doesnt haveta get sore again
besides he could open those poptarts in the corner if he wants.
if hehad teeth
if he hadda mouth
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kinda scared abt this post-electro/00s world
what new genre(s) can i dance and ‘be alt’ to in 2k10-19?
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//////////Reply by Clausewitz
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
@elecbro, reggaeton
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//////////Reply by elecbro
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
@Clausewitz, as a miami native i am already up to my neck in reggaeton [via spics]. no thx.
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//////////Reply by Xavier de Rosnay
//////////Posted April 29th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
@elecbro, you can listen to mo Justice, yall!
saw him in sydney when crookers played, he was in the dj booth
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n’sync, bsb, 98 degrees <3
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a black guy, a mexican, a filipino (mexico of asia), and furby, the black guy’s forbidden fruit. unity <3
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This is the 2nd worst song ever made….
1st being..
soulja boy gucci bandana
if you haven’t listened to it yet, you sould!
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Damn dude, if I was you crls, I would never tell anyone this was my blog. BLOG4TEENS about YouthCulture. YouthCulture 4ever. And one last thing. Are we artistically ahead of schedule crls?
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natalie portman’s shaved head gets me ‘pumped up’ to ‘work off those nasty calories’
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wigger is an extremely racist word just sayin’
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//////////Reply by perrigrine
//////////Posted April 30th, 2009 at 11:35 am
@melle mel, no it’s not. it’s racist if you hate someone for their race, and brand them with nasty words because of it.
wigger is branding someone because of their actions. they choose to be ghetto.
hear that? CHOICE
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//////////Reply by nobody cares
//////////Posted May 2nd, 2009 at 12:46 am
@perrigrine,
pretty sure that saying that some whiteboy ‘chooses to act like a nigger/ah’ isn’t any less racist…
more petty cultural imperialism…
yall…
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I hate that song
makes me cringe whenever I hear it
collective of furries all the way,
just can’t get enough
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1)The video IS an HP commercial.
2)I find the lyrics “Im so 2008, you’re so 2000 late” to be very ironically funny, seeing as it’s now 2009. bad choice of writing there.
3)I really need some water.
4)I’m so 2009. Fergie is so 2000 behind
5)rofl
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that shit is so wack.
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