Sort of want to throw a party and hire THE BLACK EYED PEAS to play it.

Sometimes it is weird when a ’successful band’ has ‘a cool new song’ that I think sounds stupid/forced, but it is sort of like ‘a club banger’/marketed as some sort of energetic fun song.

I think that this ‘music video’ might actually be some sort of Hewlett Packard computer commercial. I feel like consumers need to stop honoring the hiphop ‘onomatopoeia’ gimmick. Tired of ‘hooks’/'choruses’ being some sort of onomatopoeia gimmick. I feel like it is ‘lazy’ and ’stupid.’

The seem pretty weird 2 me. I don’t think that they would be ‘quite as marketbable’ if they were all black. I think the addition of a white female to their band was ‘critical.’ Not sure if White America really wants a band with 2 scary black dudes + 1 albino guy. Feel like they need a ‘wigger’ type of character in their band who is representative of ‘who they might want to be.’

I think the ‘’ might be some sort of metaphor.

I wonder if the would have ‘happened’ if the Fugees stayed 2gether. Wonder if Will.I.Am is the modern/’sold out’ version of Wyclef Jean. I feel like Will.I.Am is ‘trying too hard’ to be Marvin Gaye, and write/represent some sort of

Not even sure if we will have ‘bands’ in 2k10. Every1 might be a hologram.

Feel sad when modern stars try to ‘recreate’ the aesthetic+honesty of Marvin Gaye’s “Whats Goin On” and it ends up being some ‘crappy duet’ somehow involving Sheryl Crow/Will.I.Am/Eric Clapton/John Cougar Mellbrocamp/a rap verse that ‘doesn’t fit.’

‘where is the love, yall?’ –

Sort of just want to be ‘a stupid mainstreamer’ who gets pumped up when I heard a song like Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” or the song “Let’s Get it Started.”

Lets Get It Started – The Black Eyed Peas

I want to be a white person
who ‘gets jacked up’
whenever a black person in ‘cool clothes’
comes out, waves their arms
rhymes into a mic
and tells the crowd to ‘get on their feet.’

I will go home
buy this popular song on iTunes
listen to it when I ’start my workout’
to ‘get fucking pumped up’
then choose a slow song 4 my ‘cool down’

What kind of music do yall listen 2 now that bloghaus/electro is dead

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31 Comments

  1. Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    3k8. alright.

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  2. waterman
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:33 pm | Permalink

    Third!

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  3. joejonas
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    isnt there only 1 black guy??

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  4. michelle
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    I read this but don’t understand the importance behind it.

    Bad carls. Bad.

    As far as what I listen to:
    Lately Manu Chao, Depeche Mode, Black moth super rainbow, apollonia (sex shooter..duh) and that live version of werewolf that cocorosie did for that french show.
    p.s.
    I’m mexican and have not acquired swine flu yet. am I doing something wrong?

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    //////////Reply by von colander
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    @michelle, I was gonna be embarrassed for saying I’ve been listening to Prince (via the 80s, not via Target), but you brought up sex shooter, so its ok.

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @von colander, never be embarassed to admit you are listening to prince. he gets me delerious [via his song "delerious"] and gets me to party like its 1999 [via his hit song "1999"]

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  5. Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    band is suck.

    not sure who is ‘black.’

    crls probably racist.

    i think
    post fail.

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  6. Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    never 4give 4 the humps

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  7. Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    will never 4give 4 the humps

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  8. Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    never ever 4give 4 the humps

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  9. Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm | Permalink

    Can you please interview Will.I.Am. and ask him how it feels to be the first black male in The Holograms?!?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz4QRB25DSI

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  10. i thought i remember
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:51 pm | Permalink

    gnarls barkley – crazy having cred at the time or the whole album it was on..am i thinking of p4k or something? i forget

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  11. furniture
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    “I’m on that supersonic boom / yall hear that spaceship *zoom* / when I step inside the room / them girls go eh eh boom / …(something something) HD flat”

    Nice.

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  12. Joshbro
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    feel kinda ‘out of touch’ [via Hall & Oates]
    still listening to ‘lectro, haven’t grown out of it yet.
    Mr. Oiseau is still producing decent stuff, even if the rest of Ed. Banger ‘doesn’t really give a shit’.

    Hope the second coming of electro is in 2k9.5.
    Might bring back the glory days myself by remixing the JonasBros/MileyCyrus/FloRida/Tracy Jordan [via Werewolf Bar Mitzvah]

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  13. Clausewitz
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    kinda starting 2 think that mexis r the ‘final frontier’ of music now that they play negro music @ prom. ¿do n e of Uds. listen 2 merengue/cumbia/reggaeton/blogcasa?

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  14. Sarah
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    i only listen to ‘the prodigy’ when i workout to get ’super pumped’.

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  15. brobro
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 7:11 pm | Permalink

    [insert comment abt how this post is racist/insensitive 2 try 2 show i'm 'progressive/an uptight asshole/____' but really just showing I am a 'retard' who can't 'read critically']

    In short, Carles, fuck you, you racist, simple-minded, insensitive fuck. Also, fuck every1 who comments on this blog, for some reason. Not rlly sure why.

    <3 u Carles!!!

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    //////////Reply by ClonOctoDrome
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    @brobro, Guys. This particular blog post has made me comment that I will never read posts on this stupid blog again. Also. Alexa.com page ranks for HRO are starting to FREAK OUT me.

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    //////////Reply by Clausewitz
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    @ClonOctoDrome, why??? i failed stats.

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  16. Posted April 29, 2009 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    I like Furgey and I think her humps bring all the boys to the yard but sometimes I wonder if whether or not fish sandwiches from McDonalds = Black Eye Peas or if country vegetables concerning meatloaf have left us forever and whether slavery will return so I can become a supreme white boy again and make love to a nocturnal philistine.

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    //////////Reply by t.y?
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    @Uncle Farkus, you are not funny

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  17. Posted April 29, 2009 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    why is “swagga” the new hype word in mainstream rap/hip-hop?
    i think MIA popularized it, at which point the hip-hop community rushed to dictionary.com and realized that it was a “usable” word in reference to themselves.
    now everyone uses it, including old spice which is endorsed by ll cool j.
    god damn.

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    //////////Reply by brobro
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    @Jewel, saw CNN using ’swagga’ today [via how much of it does Barry Obammy have?]

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  18. familiabro
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    yall im diggin the jsrf look

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    //////////Reply by Aoknymous
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    @familiabro,

    this bro ‘gets it’

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  19. unmutual
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    like the daft punk reference from the blk eyed peas yall. kinda surprised that they’re being “relevant” might start listening to _______ to stay relevant

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @unmutual, but they arent relevant because they think of the daft punks as peer bros, not grandfathers of electro. you could say, you would never see william rockin the bangalter hommesdeblahblah helvetica shirt [via mstrkrft]

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  20. 666
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cos he’s hungry?? <3

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    //////////Reply by Innocente
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    @666, i’d hope he learnd the fuckinglesson this time so that daddy doesnt haveta get sore again

    besides he could open those poptarts in the corner if he wants.

    if hehad teeth
    if he hadda mouth

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  21. elecbro
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    kinda scared abt this post-electro/00s world

    what new genre(s) can i dance and ‘be alt’ to in 2k10-19?

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    //////////Reply by Clausewitz
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    @elecbro, reggaeton

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    //////////Reply by elecbro
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    @Clausewitz, as a miami native i am already up to my neck in reggaeton [via spics]. no thx.

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    //////////Reply by Xavier de Rosnay
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    @elecbro, you can listen to mo Justice, yall!

  22. pete
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    saw him in sydney when crookers played, he was in the dj booth

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  23. Posted April 29, 2009 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    n’sync, bsb, 98 degrees <3

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  24. Cowboy_Supreme
    Posted April 29, 2009 at 10:29 pm | Permalink

    a black guy, a mexican, a filipino (mexico of asia), and furby, the black guy’s forbidden fruit. unity <3

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  25. Posted April 30, 2009 at 12:16 am | Permalink

    This is the 2nd worst song ever made….
    1st being..
    soulja boy gucci bandana

    if you haven’t listened to it yet, you sould!

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  26. HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    Damn dude, if I was you crls, I would never tell anyone this was my blog. BLOG4TEENS about YouthCulture. YouthCulture 4ever. And one last thing. Are we artistically ahead of schedule crls?

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  27. zoey
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 1:15 am | Permalink

    natalie portman’s shaved head gets me ‘pumped up’ to ‘work off those nasty calories’

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  28. melle mel
    Posted April 30, 2009 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    wigger is an extremely racist word just sayin’

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    //////////Reply by perrigrine
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    @melle mel, no it’s not. it’s racist if you hate someone for their race, and brand them with nasty words because of it.

    wigger is branding someone because of their actions. they choose to be ghetto.
    hear that? CHOICE

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    //////////Reply by nobody cares
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    @perrigrine,

    pretty sure that saying that some whiteboy ‘chooses to act like a nigger/ah’ isn’t any less racist…

    more petty cultural imperialism…

    yall…

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  29. Posted April 30, 2009 at 11:12 am | Permalink

    I hate that song
    makes me cringe whenever I hear it

    collective of furries all the way,
    just can’t get enough

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  30. Posted May 1, 2009 at 12:09 am | Permalink

    1)The video IS an HP commercial.
    2)I find the lyrics “Im so 2008, you’re so 2000 late” to be very ironically funny, seeing as it’s now 2009. bad choice of writing there.
    3)I really need some water.
    4)I’m so 2009. Fergie is so 2000 behind
    5)rofl

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  31. Posted May 1, 2009 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    that shit is so wack.

    Reply

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