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Yall. I pretend 2 ‘follow fashion’ and ‘know a lot about fashion design’ sometimes, and I have heard of some bro named KARL LAGERFELD. I don’t really ‘know what he does’ but I think he is ‘relevant.’ He seems to maintain some sort of brand that is similar to ‘the bad guy in a movie’ or something like that. I am not sure how long he has ‘been around’ or ‘what he has done for fashion.’
Think he might be somewhere inbetween ‘an old Mark Jacobs’ / ‘the ghey, lovable guy from Project Runway.’
Sometimes I feel like an uncultured suburban kid. Not even sure if I will wear any of his designs unless he does some Am Appy work. Sort of hope I get him as a teacher next year when I start at Parsons.
does n e 1 know this bro?
Does n e 1 know if alternative people are going to start dressing him, kinda like the M.I.Alt or the Viva La VidAlt or even the Ryan Adams Look Alike Bag??
‘I used 2 rule the world.’
-the Coldplays
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ugh. h8 fashion.
who am I supposed 2 b?
’sometimes feelin like life is just a circus, yall!’ -brit spearsie
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problem with costume pic is karl would never be seen near budweiser.
he only drinks snake blood.
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do a relevant blog about prom.
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heyyyy i got the sunglasses the first dude’s wearing right on
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gross
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carles, you must kill this rising karl threat.
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oh i love him like my own cat! i also follow him on twitter!
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army jackets should only be worn if they are modified with a cute flower patch.
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dont worry you’ll never wear chanel
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dont let fashion seperate us, we are all naked
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yo guy…please dont make fun or Karl Lagerfeld…he is my father
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karles lager is too srs to be a dandy too divine to live amongst us. he is surrounded by the Chanels the Fendis the Lanvin the Alexi MCQueen. HBIC!
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hahaha Chad
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karl lagerfeld currently serves as creative director at fendi, chanel and of corse karl lagerfeld but he did time at dior, balenciaga, balmain, yves st laurent. he once did show modeled entirely by strippers and porn stars, anna wintour walked out. his nutritionist wrote a book called the karl lagergeld diet that will turn you from beth ditto to aggie deyn in 9 months. he designed for carmen miranda, elizabeth taylor, dorris duke, madonna, kylie monogue and mariah carrey. he has been a force of fashion for the past 6 decades.
he also twitters.
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//////////Reply by Menthol
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
@steph golightly,
4 U a publicist? go write some karl fan fiction
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//////////Reply by steph golightly
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
@Menthol, no i just work in fashion. we pretty much all worship the ground he walks on. tbh it is not unlike a cult.
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//////////Reply by omgggg
//////////Posted April 24th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
@steph golightly, is it tru he lost all dat weight 2 fit into eddy slimanes suitz???????
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//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
@steph golightly, @omgggg
B I N G O !
bro, is that karl ‘ikahn’ or something
damn
my dad did stuff with him or something
in the early 90’s or something
damn
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post m0ar Karles Marx
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“I have heard of some bro named KARL LAGERFELD. I don’t really ‘know what he does’ but I think he is ‘relevant.”
seriously, do your fuckin’ homework. particularly before writing anything.
and when it comes to the tunic jacket, that’s typical Libertines regalia circa 2002 – and a classic Beatles reference.
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@carly, shit, carly. i thought we were friends.
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hm well i heard he lost weight to wear some designer’s line that he loves. he’s kinda of creepy looking just a little bit. and reminds of andy warhol
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hipster high fashion: yr doin it wrrong
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casablancas’ jacket
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I love it when msntrmrs accidentally come here and rant at crls cause they dnt ‘get’ him. Makes me feel like I belong to a part of somethng
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//////////Reply by steph golightly
//////////Posted April 25th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
@dan, hates it
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This karl lagerbro bothered me at first with his inauthentic portrayal. But then I realised he was ethnic and I found it paradoxical bcoz KRLS is Aryan.
PS. Does any1 else tlk like carles IRL now?
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//////////Reply by el fggt
//////////Posted April 26th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@dan,
i do. i affix -bro to everything and talk in questions.
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MOOO!? Moo!
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Hey Crls. You’re ‘ahead of Schedule’ artistically yes?
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My cat speaks french.
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