Yall. Started 2 watch South Park. Need 2 catch up on a lot of episodes.
Helps me 2 formulate my opinion on modern issues and a lot of pop cultural issues.
Not sure who I should like the most/find the funniest. Feel ‘jealous’ of South Park for being ’so mainstream’ but also ‘being cutting edge.’ Not sure if I should ‘respect it’, ‘go out of my way 2 h8 it’, or ‘pretend I don’t watch it.’
Who is an authentic celebrity interpretation?
Bono?

The Jonas Brothers?
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Tay Zonday + numerous internet memes?

Jennifer Lopez? [via Mexi humor]

Barry Obama?

Tom Cruise?

Crystal Castles? [via Canadian humor]

Kanye West being a ‘fggt fish.’
Do yall think that South Park is more authentic than Family Guy, or The Simpsons, or are they the kind of people who just ‘make fun of shit’ but ‘don’t make the world better’?
Sometimes I feel like South Park is ‘funnie’ and that I am the only bro who ‘gets it’ like it is supposed 2 be ‘gotten.’ But then I get sad because ‘every1 likes South Park and I feel like less of an individual who likes progressive comedy. Wish I lived in the mid90s, back when there wasn’t a high demand for ‘progressive comedy’ and not every1 consumed it and made it a part of their personality.
Kinda feel _______ about a show that has ‘become popular’ but still ‘being progressive’ and ‘attempting 2 maintain a cutting edge tone’ with the ‘mass audience that they have garnered.’
Just wanna go ‘adult swimming’, and laugh at progressive comedy, dreaming about how ‘I am random and smart…maybe 1 day I can write this stuff… Might start a pop culture blog instead with political opinions.’




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32 Comments
first.. i ilke fish sticks
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//////////Reply by poop
//////////Posted April 9th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
@h8rbro, do you like fishsticks in your mouth?
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//////////Reply by h8rbro
//////////Posted April 9th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
@poop, yes i do… why?
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//////////Reply by poop
//////////Posted April 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
@h8rbro, then you’re a gay fish!
//////////Reply by Yeezy
//////////Posted April 11th, 2009 at 3:48 am
@h8rbro,
South Park always has a good lesson (Stan or Kyles “you know guys…”), so long as you can deconstruct the episode for what it’s worth, i think South Park is an amazing show.
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 2:54 am
@Slice Magazine, also the mormon kid sez ‘u kno wut guyz’ in the Mormon Episode.
learned that in sunday school.
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i think you forgot The Radioheads
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//////////Reply by dogboyvan
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 8:48 am
@Vincent, i know, right? <3 the radioheads (via southpark) (via eating pubes)
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I thought it was ’sweet’ when robert smith was given a shout out on SP.
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<3 that CC pic
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 2:24 am
@dafe, alice has no bewbs
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Southpark is the show that people who don’t want to think turned to when Seinfeld got canceled… yall?
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//////////Reply by von colander
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 10:21 am
@Paul, I do not agree with this.
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//////////Reply by Paul
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 11:13 am
@von colander, free 2 b u and me, by Marlo Thomas!
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//////////Reply by von colander
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 11:31 am
@Paul, so true
what abt ben afleck w/ his butt head parents [literally]?
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i’m just curious as to what overt/over the top comedy has to do with being alt.thought that was for bros who spend 99.675333333% of the time ‘chilling with their fggtbros’ and ’scoring hot bros’. laughing isn’t authalt carles. hasn’t been since 1k993. plz stop killing my post-post-ironic/post-narcissistic/greather-than-thou buzz w/ ur humor, bro. &maybe post more n00dz while ur at it.
<3 saothprk btw.
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D00d. I’m wasted and this blog still sucks.
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//////////Reply by god
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 11:55 am
@Jessicauthentic., yr twitter posts cause me alot of distress, real talk
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//////////Reply by Balthasar
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@god, Drunk driving. Wish me luck.
ongeveer 13 uur ago from TwitterFon
irresponsible cunt.
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//////////Reply by Jessicauthentic.
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
@Balthasar, StalkerBro forsure.
//////////Reply by Balthasar
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@Jessicauthentic., 10 second peek forsure.
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While i was waiting in line for the deadmau5 show tonight, deadmau5 himself came out holding a camera and started filming people in line and asking them questions and stuff. he got closer to me and yelled “does anybody know any good jokes!?” naturally, having watched last night’s south park, i asked if he liked fish sticks in his mouth. he said no, thus completely killing the joke. i hadn’t really prepared for that, so he just laughed in my face and continued down the line. nobody else in line had seen south park or knew anything about the joke. deadmau5 now has footage of my most epic fail ever. fml.
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//////////Reply by monster
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 8:41 am
@AstroCandy, damn, that sux. I woulda laughed
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//////////Reply by von colander
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
@AstroCandy. You don’t start off with “in ur mouf”. You gotta just ask if he likes fishsticks, but it’s still too obvious, as the person isn’t supposed to see a joke coming, and he did. Try it on a younger bro
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//////////Reply by Gurkman
//////////Posted April 10th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
@AstroCandy, that’s deadmau5’s fault, not yours. as a core member of the alternative memesphere, he should be more ‘culturally relevant.’
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south park is ‘good, but not great.’ kanye’s blipster posse was pretty awesome tho.
i want an army of jewbots.
hand-puppet-jlo was epic.
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stopped watchin it after they made fun of george lucas raping indiana jones
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//////////Reply by yep
//////////Posted April 13th, 2009 at 3:41 am
@corydan, yeah that was pretty ghey
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I got this. It is essentially Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah, weak attack on South Park, post ‘Culturally Relevant’ and ‘popular on teh internets’ clip of South Park but ‘Blah Blah Blah’ backs up that, so it’s not a shameless ‘post youtube vid’ post, it’s original content.
Fucking hell. The guy being ‘Carles’ at the moment certainly has fish sticks in their mouth.
Posts recently have been try-hard and formulaic.
LOVE THIS SITE THO FOR REALS.
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reference the two part episode entitled ‘cartoon wars’
south park > family bro
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which episode is that CC one from?
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hahaha great post!
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way back when it started george clooney was the voice of stans dog, most epic (bsides radiohead & robert smith) it used to be dick/fart jokes but now the sp bros are trying to grow into culturally relevant humor. it makes me laugh more but it now seems like theyre trying 2 hard.
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//////////Reply by yep
//////////Posted April 13th, 2009 at 3:43 am
@fishsticks, YES. You win.
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The difference between South Park and HRO is that South Park is more than just a cartoon.
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Really not feeling the Tao Lin ads. Making me lose my appetite for Denny’s, y’all.
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yes, fishsticks are breaded. and yes, i’m a genious….kanye’s frustration makes this joke infinitely better..HA
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simpsons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> family guy = south park
and crls, yr blog is kinda peeling in the top right to reveal adverts to buy a van? i dont think anyone in the hro demographic needs to buy a van..
?????
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definitely Crystal Castles…
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What about Mr. Jefferson/ Michael Jackson?
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//////////Reply by yep
//////////Posted April 13th, 2009 at 3:44 am
@Bradford, blanketttttt
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http://perezhilton.com/2009-04-10-saddam-loves-south-park
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awful show
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“Sometimes I feel like South Park is ‘funnie’ and that I am the only bro who ‘gets it’ like it is supposed 2 be ‘gotten.’”
this is how i feel about HRO
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//////////Reply by Will Shortz
//////////Posted April 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@andrew, this is a metaphor
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ONCE A MEXI, ALWAYS A FUCKING MEXI.
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//////////Reply by yo
//////////Posted April 12th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@treestimewaster, unlike.
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The biggest douche in the universe
@John Edwards.
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I haven’t even laughed at anything on the last two seasons of south park. I think it got rly rly shitty. is there something wrong with me?
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//////////Reply by yep
//////////Posted April 13th, 2009 at 3:46 am
@afag, u just take ‘life/tv’ too seriously
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This is totally unrealated but,Carles whats your middle name
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//////////Reply by Jose Atocha Saavedra
//////////Posted April 11th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
@Rabb, probably sum place where baby jesus talked 2 peasants. mexis always give their girls the names of places where the ‘virgin’ mary appeared to peasants, boys baby jesus.
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Did you guys see that family guy episode?
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ey was the crystal castles pic really in south park or did someone just make it?
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