Saw this picture of Bjork, and I feel worried about her (not just because she looks like a RLLY free-spirited mom). I think her whole gimmick is ‘h8ing paparazzi’ and ‘wanting to be judged only on her art.’ However, I don’t think she realizes that whenever she wears something free-spirited, and individual-ish, she is just inviting people to ‘blog about her.’
Think she is inviting gimmicks like ‘fashion police’ and ‘OMG WHAT IS SHE WEARING’ columns to ‘make fun of her.’ Feel like she is starting to come across like ‘a zany bag lady.’ I understand that I think she is being ‘true to herself’, but I think in our modern world, sometimes even the most free-spirited people need to tone it down in order to ‘maintain a little bit of privacy/pride.’
She has achieved master-meme status, becoming one of those artists who ‘mainstreamers know about, and associate her with high-end alternative status, regardless of whether or not her music is good/identifiable.’ She has to be careful, because that means ‘the mainstream world is watching her’, looking to convert her into a blurbabble/bloggable meme, no matter how small one of her actions might be.
Sad that Bjork is ‘getting older.’ Want every1 who is/was ‘relevant’ to stay young forever. When famous people ‘get older’, it reminds me that I am ‘getting older.’ When I look in the mirror, I will probably always see some1 who ‘looks attractive’, even if I am completely wrong. We don’t need celebrities to ‘make us feel our age.’ This is why Madonna is so successful–she realizes that she must maintain a youthful image in order to keep her fans from ‘getting sad about being all old.’
Still can’t believe Bjork executed the greatest award show dress meme of all time
(might be this for Halloween as a ‘throwback alt costume’)
Wonder if Ellen will beat Oprah
@lesbians_who_got_famous_by_lying_and_kinda_pretending_they_ were_straight_but_are_now_universally_loved_lezbiez
Previous Bjork Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/03/bjork-shes-pretty-weird-hro-exclusive.html
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do u think ellen is ‘hawt’?
i do
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//////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
//////////Posted April 3rd, 2009 at 9:56 am
@louid, second
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//////////Reply by EL FGGT
//////////Posted April 4th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@louid,
ellen + portia = crazy delicious
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I <3 the GMPD joke about Ellen
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LEAVE
BJORK
ALONE
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LEAVE
ntreelvlaltgrrrl89
ALONE
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//////////Reply by EL FGGT
//////////Posted April 4th, 2009 at 11:12 am
@sldkjas,
thx sldkjas
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Ellen is not hawt
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Carles how old are you?!
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shoppd. i can tll by the pixls.
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LEAVE
CARLES
ALONE
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//////////Reply by EL FGGT
//////////Posted April 4th, 2009 at 11:13 am
@bbbbb,
i’ll only
LEAVE
CARLES
ALONE
when he
LEAVES
BJORK
ALONE
):<
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she looks like a robocop tea-cozy.
she’s so obvious.
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best sequence of comments EVAH
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//////////Reply by son of steinem
//////////Posted April 2nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@cp, right ?
LEAVE
____________
ALONE
a) malawi
b) the blippest blipster alive
c) free spirited mom gangs
d) aging MEMEsters
e) skanky porto-o-potty skanks
f) C.Y.O. ____
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//////////Reply by cp
//////////Posted April 2nd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
@son of steinem,
g) robocop teacosies
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bjork is looking really old’n weird
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<3 u bjork
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when did Roseanne turn zany?!??
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I’m pretty sure Bjork knows it, that’s how she stays queen of alt
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Same here, never bought a song or even listen to her IRL, but went to the show once and twas impressive, smth bout her voice that sounds really annoying on ur stereo but gives goosebumps when live.
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a lil sad
asked my aunt if she knew who bjork was
she said ‘yes, shes not rite in the head’
why does my aunt know bjork?
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