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Should I feel happie that the name of my blog is bigger than other popular bands on this car? Feel like I might be more important than any individual band. Want 2 be a daily part of ur life. Are BLOGS the new BANDS?

Photo via thetaste


I remember when I was a female soccer player, and my team went to the state championship tournament. For the road trip, we covered my friend's mom's van with the name of every1 on our team, and even wrote some 'random' 'inside jokes' that no1 else would 'get.' It was those 'inside jokes' which forged our deepest bonds, and eventually led our team to second place in the state.

Kinda weird how we've all grown up, but still are interested in letting the world know what we're all about. Need to write the names of my favourite bands, blogs, and the propositions which I support on my car. Not sure if 'bumper stickers' are still authentic. Just want some thing 'louder' that doesn't bring down the value of my car. Might get my last name in Old English on the back of my car [via Mexicans].

Miss the days when I used to write my favourite band names + brand names on my black Jansport backpack. Shoulda paid more attention in class. Regrets. I now carry that same backpack 2 my community college.

I just want to go to a music festival
And let the world know that I am down with almost every relevant band
and chill and 'be myself'
and let the world know that 'myself' is pretty chill/always down to DL a free mp3

Does n e 1 wanna go on a meaningful roadtrip with me? [via carchalk decorated SUV]

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Clausewitz's picture

ROB's picture

Joshbro's picture

I'll go Cares
We'll take a road trip across Canada, like Fringebro
It will be wild. It will be unforgettable. Until we reach Manitoba
Fuck that place

Clausewitz's picture

@Joshbro, have this br0 drive you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h19vP5pq6So

Audio Pimpstress's picture

DAMN. Its my big HRO moment, i've been waiting for this for a long time. (I hope someone doesn't beat me) . . .

FIRST.

lawlcatz's picture

@Audio Pimpstress, :(

Audio Pimpstress's picture

@lawlcatz, I know, i'm so sad now. Was excited for like, 2 whole minutes.

musical chains's picture

@Audio Pimpstress, i kinda cried a little at this one

Clausewitz's picture

@Audio Pimpstress, sry 4 beating u, my comment was much worse than yours. good luck 2moro!!!!!!

Audio Pimpstress's picture

500 city RT this summer, you can do it.

musical chains's picture

i kinda want to get that car's writing as a full body tattoo and be the most relevant person for a whole week and then the least relevant person for the rest of my life

familypack's picture

jeep cherokee as tag cloud

Narclobster's picture

I want 2 'put u in my mouff' carles

adamson's picture

This is really cool.

I want a Scion xB or a Honda Element.
I love the boxy cars :)

Lux's picture

hahaha "Fuck THe Killers" Carles you should pull a "The Road" via Jack Keroac.

Pol Pot Pie's picture

@Lux,

you mean "the road" via Cormac McCarthy and Oprah book club.

Lux's picture

@Pol Pot Pie,

Um, no I meant "On The Road"

anony's picture

@Lux, Since you can't get Benzedrine would Adderall or meth be more authentic?

NeonCoolKidsYo.com's picture

never wrote down my favorite band names on any of my school stuff.

anony's picture

@NeonCoolKidsYo.com, Nor would I do it now but I might sticker up my laptop if get one worth stickering. The nice thing is that they can be removed when no longer relievant.

Anml Cltve's picture

Just had a q yall.
what does an alt haircut l0k lik3!?

bored's picture

@Anml Cltve, if you're alt..you dont get a haircut..it just falls off

anony's picture

@bored, Wow... you just described my haircut.

louis's picture

want 2 go on a roadtrip with sk8boarding mexis [via Wassup Rockers]

Leyla's picture

@louis,

Can I be "Spermball" the Guatamalan alt?

anon's picture

people at coachella are hella stoops.

Clausewitz's picture

@anon, NoCal v. SoCal rivalry? [via word 'hella']

anony's picture

@anon, I was thinking about sasquatch but not soon enough to get tickets so I guess that decision has already been made for me. Weren't we in a recession?

NDN(Indian)ALT's picture

What do you guys suggest as authentic alternative automobiles in the North American market (UK/European suggestions also welcomed)? Can automobiles can even be authentic since they are mass-produced, unlike knit-wool hats? Those after market import tuning bros seem non-alt. as well. Anyway, I'm thinking (N. American perspective)..

"Authentic" Alt.:
-Honda Fit or Element
-Scion xA or xB
-Toyota Yaris
-Old, refurbished Cadillac (via http://curbed.com/archives/2007/02/02/williamsburg_hipster_car_friday.php) (Note: Old, beat-up Cadillac don't apply as alt. since you'll fall into ghetto/drug-dealer/negroid category)
-Chrysler PT Cruiser (well at least in the early 2000's)

Pretentious "Green" Alt.:
-2010 Toyota Prius
-2010 Honda Fit
-201? Chevy Volt

Or should I just get up-and-coming electric cars like Aptera (http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/04/we-drive-the-ap)? Pretentious green/envrionmental tuning is also available, like custom battery charged Priis (semantics here... because "Priuses" is so mainstream).

Any other suggestions?

NDN(Indian)ALT's picture

Correction - Should read as 2010 Honda Insight

Christer Blipster's picture

when i waz a tween i had "The Hidden Cameras" written on my jansport.....does that make me cool??

anony's picture

@Christer Blipster, Perhaps....but only if you had hidden cameras in school.... I like bands that keep people guessing.

Hanna's picture

"Kinda weird how we’ve all grown up, but still are interested in letting the world know what we’re all about. "

Yeah.

Hanna's picture

@Hanna, so maybe we haven't really grown up?
My friend (who is about to turn 40) said yesterday that no one has a brain until they're 28.

anony's picture

@Hanna, 25 at least but I'm not spliting hairs.

vivi's picture

and i just wish i could find girl shirts for the bands i like

need 2 find silkscreening bro

ES's picture

@vivi, Or get into something besides the Smashing Pupmkins ca. 1997.

Kenny G's picture

@ES, na bro that corgan shit is tight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ydCe1TH1k

brand tie-ins 2k10

michael cera's picture

authentic used ironically here, of course

forumbro's picture

yep did that. k but yalls got to pass through lincoln heights to pick me up.

tryin2findmyself's picture

if thats alt then i guess im msntrm

bored's picture

http://imnotahipster.tumblr.com/

yeah i'm bored guys, read my stuff, might get you to giggle

anony's picture

@bored, Know how you can spot a hipster? They tell your they're not a hipster.

cullen's picture

saw that alt minivan in the parking lot, but was w/o a lofi film camera or polaroid to take a truely meaningful pic of it to send to u/

anony's picture

@cullen, Why not just use a shitty camera phone? film and Polaroids are not very green.

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