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1 of life's greatest mysteries is why AZN people 'get red in the face' after they 'get sloshed.' I don't understand why that happens after they 'get melvined.' I don't think that this bro is 'hammered', I think he just used fake tanner, but I'm just trying to make the point that AZNs get red after they 'get johnsoned.' Just feel like 'getting justiced' tonight.
I feel like it's already enough 2 be disoriented after ur 'fucking gone', but it must be weird to also be red-faced after ur 'chrisfarleyed.' Feel ghey when people talk about 'getting crunk' or 'getting retarded.' Wish they called it something like 'getting bellig(erent)' or 'getting fucked.'
Does n e 1 know a good/modern term for 'getting drunk'?
Might start just substituting in the name of my fave alt celeb/ironic celeb. Like 'I got really AliceGlassed' or maybe 'I got really TomHanksed.'
'I got fucking pitchforked last nite, yall' or maybe 'I came last nite.'
What r u doing 2nite?
Does some1 have a scientific explanation for AZNs getting red in the face? Feel like it might be some sort of 'natural selection' type of thing.
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@max,
should have taken opportunity to point out lack of lenses in azn glasses
and lack of eyes on azn tshirt.
metaphors, yall
@adelaide,
azn on poppers
@adelaide, there are lenses in those frames.
ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT ? (in your blog)
@Nick, aw bro good one, you totally showed him dude!
@max, ya'll, i got gangbanged by multiple alcohols last night.
Seriously man, are you mildly retarded or something??? Or do you just go around putting out random (not thought out) comments into the universe that you can't take back??? You can be so offensive sometimes. I catch you on the radio sometimes, and have to turn it... Asians, often have an inability to process alcohol properly, thus turning red, as the blood flushes to the skin like a blushing affect. This has been happening in the asian societies for thousands of years longer than your associated societies have been around, so NO it's not a natural selection...DOUCHE.
the 'azn reds', yall.
@dusty,
They lack an enzyme in their blood that liek metabolizes the alcohol.
/nerd
@LVL5INFERNO, pah he just got too much sun exposure
notice the the tanline, yall
construction words always work
getting 'cemented'
getting 'plastered'
getting 'jackhammered'
getting 'sledgehammered'
getting 'detoured'
getting 'men at worked'
getting 'dumptruckered'
getting 'fined double for speeding'
getting 'nailed'
getting 'finished'
getting 'construxionfucked'
getting 'rollerpainted'
etc
@fortune,
i worked in construction.
tradies love 'men at work'
(via getting drunk and the oztralian down unders)
@adelaide, i got 2 copies on vinyl so i can play them infinitely
-getting "dry-walled/sheet-rocked"
-getting "sanded," cuz it takes the edge off (fuck me, right?)
-getting "resurfaced"
-getting "renovated"
-getting "crushed under heavy machinery"
-getting "on workers comp"
-getting "over-budget"
-getting "unionized"
-getting "picked up @ the home depot"
@fortune,
Getting "flooring done tomorrow morning"
Me and my coworkers used to refer to gettin drunk as getting ledgered (via heath)
@wut,
too soon?
@adelaide,
get '9/11ed'
@jokes,
gonna get 'jonbenet ramsied'
@colandercolander,
gonna get 'oklahoma city bombed' yall
@jokes,
can't make it 2 ur mom's funeral honey, gonna go "run over an I.E.D." w/ the gang
Gonna get 'river pheonixed' tonight, y'all. Then maybe get 'clay aikened' by cool alt-bro.
I mean, A cool alt-bro, but it could be a group I guess (that's called getting 'lou pearlmaned')
y do english bros get so angry after a trip to 'mel gibson's car' tired of hearing how 'pissed' they are. cant we all just get 'dr. phil'd' tgthr and lrn 2 luv 1 another?
Asians lack an important enzyme that breaks down alcohol so it shows through our skins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_glow
@Eric, It also means we're more prone to throat cancer
@Eric, This shit is legit. way to b an althole crls!
@Eric,
damn
@Eric, NOT what i expected. but welcome.
@GLO, yea...i thought it was common knowledge it's called the Asian Glow.
@d, it's called the Asian Flush
'losing face' or 'shaming their family'
@rumtag, i know this, i'm an 'azn studies' major.
@rumtag, hey maybe you should 'go outside' or 'go to japan.'
@virgil, japan is 2 zany
i <3 outside, tho
I think it's for AZN verification purposes, like the eye-scanner in Blade Runner- sometimes they try to hide it by getting eyelid surgery (to look white) or by getting dreadlocks and fake tanning (to look like the Predator) but there is no hiding from the truth serum that is alcohol.
@smockland, my god...and they get drunk fast. I seriously would love to lower my tolerance by about 3 or 4 fold.
i used to, and still do sometimes, call getting drunk "getting faisaled" -named for this dude called Faisal i didn't know but whose networked itunes library i DL'd via MyTunes Redux
miss u s000 bad MyTunes
lets get faisaled y'all
enzyme that causes AZN glo is acetaldehyde dehydrogrenase and for some reason AZNs take pepcid AC before they rage
@Rob, pepcid (cimetidine) slows the liver metabolism of most drugs.
He looks like he's about to duff you out for calling him red faced.
never personally used an alternate world for getting drunk before,
but heard my friends say:
"u 'gettin shittie' 2nite chorls?"
"chorles u r fucking 'shmammerd' bro"
"chorles ur afghanie scarf is a 'bucket o vomit' rite now bro and u smell like piss bro"
@chorles, oh come on....who's going to let that first line pass?
@anony,
U got 2 believe me!
called marijuana 'ganja' 1nce n felt lame.
it means that they are prone to getting cancer... if youre azn and you really get red after drinking it means you should cut back on the alcohol. its some genetic bullshit ...like blacks have to watch out for diabeties, white people have to watch out for skin cancer.....
@zsmit, this is why I only party at night...and indoors.
me and my friends say we're getting ''teeple toppin'' or ''gooftroopin''
@ty, U BRAHS R LIKE 15 RIGHT???????? HAHAHAHAHA HAVNT LAFFED SSSSSSSSO HARD LETS GET "GOOFTROOPED" LAMES
@jonnypure, we're just a bunch of ironic bros
his face doesn't look that red to me .. wtf
@i, open ur azn eyes. <3 u.
I just watched The Fifth Element with friends.
@Pam,
miss u
We call it..
"Punching boxes"
"GOD, my mom is stressing me out. I could REALLY punch a box right now."
Apparently this like another way to say "fisting".
But its stuck in our vocabulary so fuck it.
you are fucking racist piece of shit, that's why
We say "mooshed" Carles
getting innocuous yall
@gareth, gettin uni'ed bro
lets get fucked up yall
dont have one enzyme
:D
I think he may be pill-a-pino as my friend would say
'teddy bear' when 'just buzzed'
'grizzly bear' or 'grizzlied' when more than 'just buzzed'
Gettn' 'schwilly' and/or 'doopy' 2nite, y'all [via MemorialDaze]
gettin' "dirtybombed up in my face".
Does that work?
got 'fuckt' off of sparks last night. just wanted to listen to some 'chill ass jamz' on the way home to 'wind down', but all the girl i was w/ wanted to listen 2 was MSTRKRFT, i guess to 'keep the party goin'. s0 not cool. felt like my <3 was going 2 explode...
Some Azns get red because its in their genes, others don't.
I for example get red, tha'ts why I take 2 pills of pepcid AC half an hour before I start 'raging' with dos XX [via the most interesting bro in the world]
To all the Glowing AZNs stiking out like hard red penises at night; take pepcid AC yaaaa'lllllllllllllllllllllllll
ALDH2 enzyme deficiency. Responsible for breaking down acetaldehyde once converted from alcohol. This causes dilation of capillaries in the face resulting in they 'get all red' yall
Many AZNs get horny when they get wasted. They are also known to be somewhat less than well-endowed, so the excess blood has to go somewhere and winds up in their face instead. Think about it. As for AZN girls, they're just embarrassed when they get shitfaced, that's all.
Gonna go get stonkered on some hooch now, yall.
lol for real asians lack an enzyme in their liver that processes alcohol efficiently or something so we get that gross red flush whenever we drink. basically we're allergic to alcohol. AND IT SUCKSSSS.
"do you have a sunburn?"
"no i'm fucking wasted"
i get all red in the face when i drink. it's the result of a small allergy to alcohol.
azns could have a collective alcohol allergy in their genes.
'getting ignant': a phrase coined by my very southern and 'totally ghey' bff. it is a contraction of the word 'ignorant,' as in, 'getting ignorant due to consumption of alcohol.' just for you, carles.
@birdieboots, and it's not considered redundant?
@anony, in your case it might be.
We used to call it "Getting Shiavoed"
Or I was so Shiavoed last night.
Like Terry Shiavo
Yeah it's all comes down a missense mutation of the ALDH2 enzyme. Azns can't properly metabolize alcohol because of this, resulting in facial redness. Not really sure why azns have this problem, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.
I am getting date raped tonight!!! Is that a good one?
Science guy here, the reason azns get the flush face is because they have a misfolded ALDH2 (aldehyde dehydrogenase) enzyme. It causes acetaldehyde, which is a byproduct of breaking down ethanol, to build up which causes the redness. Mutations are pretty rad.
gonna get "faded"
It's called the Flushing Response, yo.
We AZNs get red and as we drink, you redness progresses through the body. JUst one sip is all it takes..
Doesn't just happen to AZN's. I get all red and hot and I'm white. Can get uncomfortable, so I get 'pissed' outdoors.
hmmm..i dont know...why do white ppl get red/pink/flamey red...uh...ALL THE TIME!!?
This happens to my AZN friend
This happens to my AZN friend all the time. I call it her "AZN glow". It always happens when we get 'silly'. Like after one drink. Wild.
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