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I am in a weird mood this weekend. I feel like seeing some avant garde art/music/performances, but at the same time, I feel like doing something that objectifies women, like going to a strip club or something.
Part of me really wants to discover a new underground buzzband that is more authentic than Animal Collective/Karen O
but another part of me just wants to see some alternative titties.
Part of me wants to go to a meaningful art space and enjoy a night where people challenge reality
but the other part of me feels like ‘artists are bullshit people who want attention’, similar to tweens on youtube.
Part of me wants to see Tom Morello with a bunch of sweet Effectz Pedals,
but a bigger part of me wants to see a woman on all-fours without a shirt on with sweet pedals.
Part of me wants huge titties in my face
but another part of me wants lil authentic titties in my face.
Part of me wants to experience the night sober
but another part of me wants to ‘get mad fucked up.’
Part of me wants to ‘get drunk’ off miscellaneous beverages
but another part of me wants to detox with Rice Dream/ Silk / Soy Milk.
Part of me wants to see MGMT this weekend
but part of me wants to just see this broad this weekend, then send her a friend request 2 her weirdo myspace.
I am not sure which part of me will win. I am not sure who I am any more. I am not sure why I do anything any more.
What r u doing this weekend?
I feel like I need 2 get back 2 my roots, and search for the perfect alternative breasts
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/t/perfect-alternative-breasts
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this is just an ad for rice dream.
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god almighty
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new theory – carles’s little brother has control of this blog and this is the only way he can vent his frustrations onto the world. Or carles just might be a little off. I like both.
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though u were ghey nice 2 c u aren’t…well at least not tottalyy
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sweet jesus that’s hot. So conflicted/ so confused.
just wanted to “chill” tonight – take it easy and “smoke a bowl at home”. Now i want to “get wild” and drive drunk after a meaningful night of “stripper music art”
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do what feels more wrong because it’ll make you happier.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@Andy,
Jsus? is that you?
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
@adelaide, andy the LA dandy???
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I am going to let ‘rejection’ ’sink in’
I will murder a small cute animal
I will half-heartedly try to hit on chix
I will see a friend’s non-bloghouse ‘band’
I will get mad fucked up but also drink water
I am not sure who I am any more. I am not sure why I do anything any more.
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not sure how safe it is to ‘daisy-chain’ power strips like that. also, feeling a lil conflicted by the rice dream and ‘empty’ beer bottle. maybe it means something. maybe I should embrace the paradox of lactose intolerance and ‘just wanting to get fucked up, hai.’ all of this probs takes a ‘back seat’ when you just want to ‘rock out w/ ur cock / tits out’ or are just messin’ around with some efx pedals while being possessed by the holy spirit / the rapture / ‘the devil’.
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My plans are on Saturday go to a museum in Baltimore with my mom and grandma. Sunday- My cousin’s son first holy communion then seeing TheTing Tings at Sonar.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 15th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
@Pam,
cool.
are ctholc sacraments ‘in’ these days?
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//////////Reply by stupéfiant
//////////Posted May 16th, 2009 at 12:50 am
@adelaide, I hope not
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//////////Reply by bug
//////////Posted May 16th, 2009 at 11:23 am
@Pam,
are you going to the walters or the t0tally alt visionary art museum?
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//////////Reply by Pam
//////////Posted May 16th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
@bug, sorry about the late response. my plans were changed. ended up watching TheCuriousCase of Benjamin Button. I’ve been to both.
Do you live in Baltimore?
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//////////Reply by bug
//////////Posted May 17th, 2009 at 1:47 am
@Pam,
ah, a movie based on a short story that was set in baltimore. fitting. i grew up around those parts but live in boston now
my plans are to see animal collective. oh wait. already did. tonight.
who wants 2 chill
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//////////Reply by pffts
//////////Posted May 16th, 2009 at 10:29 am
@chorles, saw a bro at the animal collective show texting his bro, t9 mode was activated and it recognized “AnCo” as he was typing away. saw dan deacon for free at risd on the same day. all and all, it was quite the authentic outing.
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//////////Reply by chorles
//////////Posted May 16th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
@pffts,
that would save some serious time
how many band name abbreviations can ur celli identify on t9 bro
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Wish it was Alice Glass.
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//////////Reply by HECKMYNECK
//////////Posted May 16th, 2009 at 5:20 am
@indie ana, Tru Dat (:
Anybody got any good boobage shots of her? (links pls)
Does she even bother wearing a bra?
Does she even wear thongs?
DOESN”T she deserve to be mentioned every week on her at least once?
She’s so hot I think twice every day.
Comon Charles.
DOOOOOOOOOOOO itttttttttttttttttttttt Please *pouts like her*
;]
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Listen to: THE VIRGIN PRUNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kinda weak post. 2k9 Carles – where r u?
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lol at her emotionally twisting knobs on her line 6 delay
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Saw a ‘meaningful’ local band last night.
Wish you were here. <3
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isn’t it kind of white trash when a girl refers to her breasts as “titties”?
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no nudity needed when this is out there, just tears for all of the human race…so awful felt I should share. Funniest thing you’ll see all day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U
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seeing animal collective, what else
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so who is this and what does the sounds she make sound like?
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