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Why fuck me?
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//////////Reply by pete
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@Everything, HACKED!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by roofcano
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@pete, Carles I love you but your bringing me down…
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//////////Reply by DNK
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@roofcano, haha
well is guess this is the end.
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//////////Reply by Marko M.
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:54 am
@crb., ITS THE ENDD OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
And CRLS
Don’t die urself CRLS.
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what a fucking crybaby
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post via slipknot and h8 u mom
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And your daddy doesn’t love you.
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//////////Reply by mainstreamer
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
@Carles, only girls say daddy, proof carles = girl?
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//////////Reply by Jerry Lee Lewis
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 1:02 am
@mainstreamer, yah this post was a real eye opener. Only a girl would have this much flava
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i am mad as hell and i am not going to take it anymore
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//////////Reply by killinthegame
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@daffy, this is obviously the best person on this popular blog.
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Yes
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r u scared. r u sad. r u a cat?
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//////////Reply by sandi
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:48 am
@corea,
omg, I am loving you so hardcore right now.
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Are you for serious, Carles? Cancer?
…but i’ll have you know something good has come from this post. i lol’d at “fuck ten piece chicken mcnuggets”…
i guess this means “no more runnin” for carles.
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this post is screaming for a prog jam rmx. fuck epic prog jam rmxs over a nihilistic listing
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UvSCOG1wNw&feature=PlayList&p=12E7C3865DED26A9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=56
“don’t forget the struggle don’t for get the streets
you don’t have to worry you’re such a creep
the lower east side is the place that’s true
but it’s for fighting cops not for fighting you
mosh it up cause we’re bald and dickless
we just might sence we’re wittless physically strong morally strait
why don’t you all just masturbate?
fuck krishna
fuck green peace
fuck jimmy gestapo
fuck strait and alert
fuck ray of today
fuck matinees
fuck the ritz
fuck new york, fuck new york, fuck new york, yeah.[x2]
[repeat beginning]
fuck boots and braces
fuck shaved for battle
fuck white pride
fuck white power
fuck y.d.l.
fuck the crew
fuck you!
fuck new york, fuck new york, fuck new york, yeah.[x2]
[repeat beginning]”
Carles is a Blatz ripoff.
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//////////Reply by fukny
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
@fukny,
fuck carles.
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//////////Reply by sevnlvjsh
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
@fukny, fuck new york
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pst lyrics? couldnt find on “songmeanings.com”…
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//////////Reply by lawlcatz
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 7:59 am
@BRO, songmeanings.net
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fuck lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbOuU3L3bQc
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:56 am
@skinrat, I couldn’t listen to CRLS podcast via my iPhone. So I watched your YouTube. It was really intense especially this late at night when I’m so tired and impressionable. Here’s to world peace yall!
Yawn yawn
Zzz
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FUCK CRISTIANO RONALDO
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//////////Reply by yes
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@hahaha, i agree
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//////////Reply by xavier
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
@hahaha, damn straight, fuck that guy
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fuck podcasts crls
im still going 2 listen to sirius xmu
but i fucking h8 u
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//////////Reply by MEHEDI
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 8:24 am
@louis, IYOU FUCK
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coked out
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//////////Reply by sarah
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
@c, my guess
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Jesus Christ. Please off yourself already.
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IM FEELING THIS RIGHT NOW. MY SHIT’S UNRELATED BUT FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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FUCK YOU CARLS
I JUST FUCKED UR MOM
NO ONE FUCKING TALKS ABOUT GMAIL THAT WAY YOU FUCKING FUCKFACE
YOU INSULTED EVERYTHING I STAND FOR AND LOVE
I AM NEVER GOING TO JERK YOU OFF AGAIN
P.S. YOU SOUND LIKE TAO LIN RECORDED IN GARAGEBAND ON A MACBOOK WITH ECHO TURNED ALL THE WAY UP
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//////////Reply by c
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
@aw, fukk, probably not all the way up.
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http://hro.com/
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FUCK TAO LIN YALL
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I love you too :)
*huggies*<–no not the pampers brand :/
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Dear Carles,
I know I said I supported your weblog earlier, but now I am growing concerned about you. I want to talk with you, and not just by reading and commenting on your blog. We need to sit down so you can tell me what’s going on, honey.
-Love, Mom
P.S. Please unload the dishwasher tonight when you get a chance.
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this is a work of art. will be played in a nyc art gallery in 2040. the flyer will have a picture of 2011-era alice glass.
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Carles: I’m in love with you.
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Go liseen to The Horror’s “Sea Within A Sea”.
Then spank urself.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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havent post in a long time. dont know why. this podcast was real emotional 2 me. feel like crying. esp when i got 2 da end.
sometimes
i
dont
know
how
we
do
it………………………..
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
@до свидания,
PS I <3 EVRY1! wish i <3 myself 2.
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//////////Reply by до свидания
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
@до свидания, fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
this cmmt sux. i wish i could express the torrent of emotions i feel and how they ebb + flow. I wish i was poet who could explain feelings/thoughts. i wish i was a sailor who could navigate the sees. i wish i was a solider who could see blood. i wish i was a mother who could nurse a baby. i wish a was model who could have ppl look at her. i wish a baby so i could have lil feet and hands and thoughts. i wish i was allah and i could feel a thousand, a million, thoughts and prays and ignore them. i wish a was a spliff so i could lightd up and disappear in a haze. i wish i was a diamond and nvr be cut. i wish i was a map so i could tell ppl there lost. i wish i was a pillow so i could nvr get out of bed. i wish i was a lover so i could feel some1s sweaty palms + first love the sweat and the hand skin but then get irritated by it. i wish i was Christ so i could nvr get nailed 2 a cross. i wish i was prostitute so i could view everything abstractly. i wish i was stretch mark so i could be erased in only 1 month and be seen on early morning TV.
where are things going.
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@до свидания, Did not read. I hope you are not angry.
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//////////Reply by forumbro
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 5:01 am
@brobro, same ole brobro. moar nood pix?
//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:27 am
@brobro,
tits or gtfo
so whos doing the remix amirite guyz
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Geez, what’s up w/ the nihilistic ethos recently, Carles? Tell me you’re still being ironic… right? Right???? You makes me wanna cries.
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i can only h8
and <3
and miss
but u, CRLSTN, have taught me that i can also
fuck
~fuck u~
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
@stine,
h8 u Crles for ‘expanding my self expression’
<3 you crles for changin how i see the world
Miss u crles (via when u weren’t so self obsorbed)
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CRLS, Y SO SRS?
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its not over
carles has died
carles will risen
carles will come again
im sorry
i like you too
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yo bro take a vacation. its not that bad. you know what i mean? its the beauty in the small things that is overwhelming, that’s what i remember.
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted May 13th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@thievesLikeUs, yall are that chatty?
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This piece samples the angry sentiments shared by many young confused American males in the contemporary times who are devoting their lives into meaningless trends (via extreme consumerism & obsession with celebrities/sports/games/music/etc… it is USA, after all).
Upon review, I wonder if this young man is desperate to express his frustrations at the American society. I am willing to go far as to wonder whether the word, fuck, could symbolize something else. Are we to take it literally? Perhaps, is this a young man at height of his libido? We will never know.
My conclusion is that this young man should really broaden his horizons. Educate himself further. He seems really obsessed with all the things that are wrong and trivial…
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Carles did your parents stop paying for your apartment and now your upset that you can’t blow all your American Apparel money on cocaine?
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TUG
EVRY
THNG
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//////////Reply by cp
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@simply j, lulllz
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This needs to be submitted to MoMA in NYC
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//////////Reply by slink33pie
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
@DJ, fuck people who submit pieces to art galleries. fuck people who refer to their art projects as ‘pieces’. fuck people who visit art galleries. fuck people who patronize art galleries. fuck bill gates. fuck the guy who took over for bill gates when bill gates decided to focus on charitable work. fuck steve jobs. fuck michael dell. fuck anyone who has ever said ‘dude, you’re getting a dell’. fuck computers. fuck computer retailers. fuck computer wholesalers. fuck whorehouses. fuck tests for sexually transmitted diseases.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
@DJ, not sure how Carles missed the cut for the ‘younger than jesus’ exhibition at new museum of contemporary art
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carles there has got to be a better way to make me really appreciate a new order song.
fuck 10pce chicky mcnuggies
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fuck fruityloopsssss
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this post makes me rlly/happy i think we all been hypnotyzed. i dont wanna smoke weed n e more
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dont kno what it says about my life, but i sat through that
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Time to go outside i guess
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wish i had an hr to listen to it all, might call in ’sick’ tomorrow or quit. kinda feel sad
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STFU Carles, it’s not like you’re not the only one who feels all this just b/c you’ve gained some outlet for expression through this lil’ blog of yours. Fucking hate my life as well. Everyone here has to go through a lot of bullshit I’m sure.
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This was good until you stopped fucking things and tried to introduce me to New Order.
So I’m so glad Ian Curtis killed himself so Joy Division could stop trying to be all artsy-fartsy-makes-me-wanna-barf-sy.
Also Control was a good movie. Better than Ian Curtis.
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//////////Reply by anofk
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
@mechrobioticon, shut up
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is this the first song for your band?
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this post saved my lyfe. thnx carles.
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Fuck needing a job…
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!
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i wanna miss u
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Kinda ‘jealous’ of girl/bro that ’stole Carles’ virginity’.
‘wish’ I could ‘be the love interest’ of a ‘relevant blogger’.
Don’t forget about HRO now that you ‘have a girl/bro’ to ‘tug with’.
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so wait… is crls dying of cncr or wut
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//////////Reply by BRO!
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 9:06 am
@brian,
i went to NYU w/ tao – and he told me that CRLS died last night from cancer. h8 u death.
miss u crls 4 realz.
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//////////Reply by brian
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:09 am
@BRO!,
:’(
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WW1 : DuChamp :: ElectroWar : Carles
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//////////Reply by some faggot
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
@anon, lets be e-friends
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//////////Reply by hairy pouch
//////////Posted May 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
@anon, still listening to this. i really hope carles says fuck duchamp, you fucking fucker. YOU FUCKING FUCKER!
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Fuck everything/every1 that has smtin 2 do w/Crombie/hollister (socalif) /am.eagle/a.postale
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@lolwut, is that the best you can do ? ugh. you’ve got a long way to go there, cowboy.
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//////////Reply by aNcO
//////////Posted May 13th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
@anonymous, not allowed to h8 that? wtf is wrong.
fuck you!
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Carles = Trent Reznor?
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//////////Reply by hairy pouch
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 9:47 am
@brobro, trent [via Daria]
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
@hairy pouch, mystik spiral is the next ‘big thing’ in conceptualcore (but they’re thinking about changing their name)
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@hey anony anony, trent=trappedinsuburbiabro?
‘you’re choppin off my nose
to spite my face
ow, my nose
ow, my face…’
lol@fuck the 1880s…keep blogging
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fuck mark cuban
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FUCK NOT HAVING THIS ON ITUNES
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Carles, can I take over HRO now that you are gone… I promise I will play massive amounts of Animal Collective :) New Order is kinda ElectroGrandady-ish
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fuck carles
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eeek..the song at the end stinks. it’s like bad pet shop boys.
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//////////Reply by hasbro
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:59 am
@Sara, u sound hot wanna bone?
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 1:13 am
@hasbro, u sound hot wanna bone?
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//////////Reply by Sara
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
@White Blipster, yes. what do you look like?
ane1 down to 3some?
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It’s funny cuz he’s sad
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remix plz
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dnt have sound @ werk, cnt here this MP3 / podcast / song ?
Can sum 1 please rite a transcript for me – in comic sans so it brings more pain to Carles and to my eyes when i read said transcript.
<3
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so want to phone sex u
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Well, I wouldn’t wanna fuck someone who doesn’t use the internet. That’d be a bit weird.
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fuck justice
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LOL @Sebastian Tellier, as well. How terribly specific of you
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hey guyz i just did a kwl noizy artcore post-bngr remix:
http://sharebee.com/4d4dadce
<3
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//////////Reply by White Blipster
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 5:23 am
@clarence,
Fuck cmmntrs who make noizy artcore post-bngr remixes
<3 garageband
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fuck h8?
fuck <3?
fuck alt?
fuck auth?
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fuck everyone who comments negatively on this
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IF YOU’RE GONNA BE SUCH A BITCH
why don’t you find a creative way to do it better then? give the world something not worth FUCKING.
stupid whiner, it’s survival of the fittest, die or invent a reason to live.
fuck blogs and fuck hipsterrunoff and fuck the internet.
fucking noob.
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//////////Reply by zzz
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@panjandrum, “stupid whiner”, you’re whining fan boy.
kettle, black, bag.
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//////////Reply by panjandrum
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
@zzz, definitely not whining, point missed.
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i feel moved. i feel depressed. i don’t know what i feel
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i feel like gently smashing my head into a wall x4
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fuck, yall.
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…Fuck Carles.
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I had this playing in the background as I tugged myself off to tweens & free spirited moms dancing to ‘1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12′ by Fiest via the youtubes and I came xtra hard. <3 u crls ur s0 em0, fggt
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fuck new order
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fuck political badge pins
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For those of you who dont want to listen to the whole thing, Carles ‘fucking offs himself’ at the end after fucking his life over. Look at the sound wave spike. Those are ‘repeated gunshots’ and screams.
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fuck paying for bottled water
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fuck me? FUCK U!
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crls plz come back
i need this weeks playlist
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//////////Reply by iamcolanderbro
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 11:52 am
@louis, for real
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ima send u a full text, peer reviewed artikle on depression as an evolutionary adaption re:feelings of defeat and entrapment, positing depression as a subconcious response to prevent an individual from conflicting with superior rivals–post confrontation. it proposes that feelings of depression are manifested in submissive behavior, and that submissive behavior invites social signals that reinforce perceptions of inferiority. basically depression was a biological mechanism that kept ppl alive 10k yrs ago (thts 1mil blog years), but is now going haywire, making ppl depressed when they shouldn’t be :(
hpe u read it, but u probs won’t
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//////////Reply by altphysicist
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 5:22 am
@forumbro, fuck soft sciences
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//////////Reply by ES
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@altphysicist, fuck yes.
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//////////Reply by emergencebro
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@altphysicist, fuck reductionistic physicists
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fuck everything: a carles meme catalog
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inb4 crls posts something like JK YALL tomorrow. stop blogging bro
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//////////Reply by shoopda
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
@DAT ASS, cool story bro
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listenin to the whole thing
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fuck i am only halfway
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fuck the band ray charles
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I haven’t been so in love since I watched ‘pump up the volume’ ‘cept you said ‘fuck christian slater’ but, fuck it, I <3 you, man
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weak post carles
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//////////Reply by Joe
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 8:48 am
@penile colony, I like penile things.
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you said ‘Fuck RSS’ twice.
fuck repetition.
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update your sidebar playlist Carles. This site is being neglected
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I am going to DJ this over aphex twin
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tl;dF
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“fuck people who think joy division is better than new order”
-s0 true!
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//////////Reply by holyrattlesnakes
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 10:57 am
@Sherbert Hoover, fuck that
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//////////Reply by *\o/*
//////////Posted May 12th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
@holyrattlesnakes, NO, fuck u!
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can you turn this into an illustrated coffee table book?
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Cut mah life into pieces, this is mah last resort
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thats so awesome. i listened to the entire thing. all of it. fuck all of you too. it was like a work of art. I think i’m going to remix it over milz davis. stellarr.
fuck wes anderson. i think charles just needs some twat.
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started to listen to that ‘podcast’ but all I heard was some dude whining like a ‘pussy’. not srry.
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I hear Steve Aoki is working on a remix.
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HRO should be 100% audio
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remix.
I made this remix. All 60 minutes of it. Its my new favorite thing to play on my ipod.
Enjoy!
Downloads are free too, since its mine.
http://2freelanceit.com/guthrie/HRO%201.mp3
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canadian accent/abstract humor. i think this dude is tom green.
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//////////Reply by owen
//////////Posted September 8th, 2009 at 1:36 am
@?, ikuriogfiovjuiotu
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<3 catharsis. <3 having a long enough attention span to put an hour into h8ing random stuff. <3 new order, but <3 true faith or 1963 better.
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fucking love trader joes.
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fuck the tournament?
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boooorish
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ALL OF THIS MEANS NOTHING
D.C. MADE ME AND THE REST OF THIS MESS
sometimes i read hro while taking a shit
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(british accent)
“The artist’s post-modern oedipal analytical soul has obviously been influenced by our brutal pseudo-warholian society.”
*fixes monocle and exhales cigarette smoke*
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fuck memes
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i made a video that expresses my perception of your feelings. It is complex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QotL6AI4g5Y
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The Indian guy in the Predator didn’t kill himself, he challenged the predator on fair terms instead of living in fear and running away and be dealt with as a roach.
So UNFUCK Predator kindly.
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check it out yall!
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lol
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//////////Reply by PrinceSSvieNNa
//////////Posted May 13th, 2009 at 7:29 am
i made an “ih8†u”song a week ago.
perfect
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very new wave, post punk, emo alt of you carles
did you slit your wrist to that song?? cause it sounds like a good wrist slitting song.
are you in a band? i wanna be your altgirl groupie.
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fuck everything was so last may
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fck grzzly bears
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I’m glad the internet exists.
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i listened to this whole thing.this is one of those srrs mnmts, crls: i feel u.
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yeh
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send this to your school or work computer, it’s a way to relieve the stress —/—
http://hotfile.com/dl/15531716/d975fbf/Computer_Virus.zip.html
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Fuck computers. Fuck society.
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Fuck my tools (cpu, cell), I’m the real tool for listening.
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