I felt scared after watching this video. Like there is something ’seriously wrong’ with Lady Gaga. I feel scared of her, and the world that she lives in. I think she would be creepy and uncomfortable to be around. She reminds me of when some1 who is ‘poor and stupid’ tries to act ‘rich and educated’ based on some cliche from a movie that stars British people who are ‘proper and assertive.’
I think she thinks that she is a ‘transcendent artist’ or something. She seems like a weird woman, or something. I think that there is ’seriously something wrong with her.’ I feel like I ‘get’ art, and she probably thinks she ‘gets’ life/art, but I feel like my version of reality is more accurate than hers. I feel worried and concerned about her. I feel like if she wasn’t famous, she would be some sort of prostitute who ‘gets gangbanged’ and tells herself that she is ‘a free spirit’ who ‘needs to satisfy her desires that don’t fit in with society.’
I feel worried about Gaga ‘getting older.’ I am not sure if she will be able to ‘handle it.’ I think she will ‘fuck a bunch of young guys’ to feel young. I think she will be on VH1 shows or something and still ‘act retarded.’ I feel like she is ‘very ugly’ and will only ‘get uglier’ as time goes on. Think that she will have some sort of facial surgery within 3 years.
Do yall know if camel toes are authentic and prove that ur in touch with nature/sexuality?
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shes autistic. cut her some slack.
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//////////Reply by anom
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 4:30 am
@c,
FALSE, BITCH.
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//////////Reply by bleep bloop bleep
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 7:01 am
@c, MISTER F…..
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//////////Reply by riiiiot
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 5:13 pm
@bleep bloop bleep,
for british eyes only
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//////////Reply by terry fuckwit
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 10:28 am
@c, lady gargoyle sux. kinda hot if u squint tho?
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Thank you. Seriously.
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so fucking gross.
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“sex, fame, and what was the other one?”
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i have about the same goals as her..
but im a guy… <_< FATHER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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best post ever
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… or is this interview performance art????
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//////////Reply by LVL5INFERNO
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:41 am
@rumtag, yes
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common guys, she’s ain’t that stupid. sayin shit to the camera and messing around with the mainstreame audience. she’s may be authentic and i think also she might be reading hro.
check her out on “wikipedia”.
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i feel like she might “change the world”.
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dude she gets asked the same fucking questions everyday, you’d get irritated too
THAT SAID
the fact that she is consistently called apon to comment on sex and fame just goes to show how well she has branded herself so she ought to be pleased with herself. i mean for pete’s sake she is being soley credited with the pantsless epidemic as tho that wasn’t coming on for years. i think it’s everyones goal to become so synonymous w something that you get to call it your own. this is self actualization in the 2k+
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//////////Reply by marcosaurus
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
@steph golightly, shutup
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//////////Reply by marcosaurus
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
@steph golightly, let me apologize for that previous comment, it was a gut reaction. You’re getting flamed by others enough.
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//////////Reply by rawrarw
//////////Posted June 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
@marcosaurus, yeah god forbid someone get their point across without sarcasm.
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‘make luv 2 my music every day’
ROFLCOPTER
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ferocious! She’s not a beauty but she’s doing her own thing (big dix) and not worried about the future. u2/Coldplay/Al Gore can worry about the enviro Lady Gaga worries abt where her glitter’s at.
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i think you can buy into the idea of lady gaga as an artist if you buy into the whole andy warhol ‘what is art?’
where art=prouct=gaga & artist=marketing=gaga
it’s her job to sell herself
and i’d say she’s doing a damn good job considering we are all being more or less force fed caca from every media outlet [via this video 1st appeared on perez who called it 'sassy']
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//////////Reply by wut
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
@steph golightly, ur dummer than lady gaga.
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
@wut,
Iknorite?
I hate it when people talk about shit like pop art, dada, or noise music like they aren’t all ideas that are older than our grandparents.
“What if like, art is product and therefore product is art?” –rand0m br0
“OMG THAT IS FUCKING BLOWING MY MIND!”
–A man from 1919
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//////////Reply by steph golightly
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
@Mechrobioticon, i don’t think the age of an idea is an indication of it’s value.
i also don’t think i claimed the idea was new.
i think maybe you don’t have anything constructive or interesting to contribute to this discussion but you don’t want to be left out.
//////////Reply by hdizza
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
@Mechrobioticon, lol irl
//////////Reply by DAnBLack
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 9:26 am
@Mechrobioticon,
It may be an old idea but 99% of the audience is seeing it for the first time. Most people to “understand” art. They just experience it and then say it’s “weird”, “stupid”, “fucked up”, “kinda cool”, or in this case “fuckin super slutty”.
Anyway you can’t aregue that she’s not one of the more interesting pop stars to cum around in a whilte. WHo else gets a reaction like she does, or stimulates discussion like lady gaga.
//////////Reply by Brahgritte
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 12:14 am
@Mechrobioticon,
THIS IS NOT A COMMENT ON ART HISTORY
//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted June 4th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
@steph golightly,
I think my point was you sound like you’ve taken one art appreciation class, and now you have the means to dress up the ol’ “well, we’re all listenin’ to [BLANK] so [BLANK] must be good!” argument in a bunch of pretentious terminology.
But for all you posturing, all your argument amounted to was popular=good.
And that shit just don’t fly on HRO.
BTW, good job starting a seriously unfunny line of comments.
//////////Reply by Bertrand DeNovo
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@steph golightly,
“Andy Warhol is the only genius I’ve ever known with an I.Q. of 60.” — Gore Vidal
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 2:05 pm
@Bertrand DeNovo, hah thank you! I will remember that one.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
@steph golightly, fuck yall, cmmenters… you just dont get steph golightly
i think you can buy into the idea of stephy go as an artist if you buy into the whole andy warhol ‘what is art?’
where art=prouct=stephy & artist=marketing=stephy
it’s her job to sell herself
and i’d say she’s doing a damn good job considering we are all being more or less force fed caca from every comment
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lady gaga and her dance robopts are planning to dominate all the altbros and steal their big dicks (disco sticks) and then they’re going to poison a swedish guy and dance is fluffy outfits to undermine the counterculture.
you read it here first.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@Kiltern, YES
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Lady Gaga is dummer than those br0s who did that movie about one of them being dummer than the other. i think luke and owen wilson were the stars. Dummer and Dummest or somethin
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shes a complex woman
all she wants is 4 big dicks & cocaine slabs but no1 understands
mayb she will ‘collab’ with the kanye and get remixed alot by ‘popular djs’ & perform at authentic music festys this summer
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//////////Reply by brick
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@louis, all she wants is 4 big dicks & cocaine slabs
i lold
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She says it’s ‘ridiculous’ to reduce her to only sex, fame and music because she is a ‘complex woman’, yet the only thing she looks for in a partner is a ‘big dick’.
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//////////Reply by BROSKI
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
@Emilie,
for real.
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
@Emilie,
enough said.
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@Emilie, ‘… or is this interview performance art????’ – forumbro [via CRLS' performance art meme]
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//////////Reply by lionsandtigers
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 2:35 am
@SilverTell,
And yet “my art is the only thing that’s important to me”
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HEARTCHU.
LADYGAGA.
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this isn’t about animal collective enough
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//////////Reply by otherbro
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 2:46 am
@bro, Cole Kelley, is that you??
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She’s just a ‘quirky’ sorority girl, y’all.
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Carles,
I got mad at that vid, too, but only because my penis is so darn huge. I can only have s*x with vast, open fields.
Lady Gaga does not know how insensitive she is being by making comments like that.
You must have the same problem. It hurt the H-E-DOUBLEHOCKEYSTICKS outta my feelings, too. :(
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This video really tugs at a bros heart strings. Just when I start to feel accomplished or notable my personal brand is undersold for the conversion rate of authenticity to dick size. How can shortdickbros be authentic as lady gaga? I am pretty angry that someone younger than me would prefer large penises in their shit. So full of impotent rage right now. What to do?
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//////////Reply by Mechrobioticon
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
One word: Hinder.
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never thought i’d post this at hro but….carles, i completely agree
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she should have a camel toe montage music video, also the term “disco stix” is hot
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Lady Gaga is so deep she has a Campari product placement in her music vid (0:17). Maybe she should just fuck that bottle.
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Lady GAga is morphine multiplied to infinity.
thought: She gets to PerForRm eveRy night, while All Yall sad bitches are posting on HRO threads.
worse: U make fun of Her @ partiEs, cuz you have nothing notable to say. <—includes you, carles
suck her cock, bitches.
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//////////Reply by Anna B
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 2:46 am
@brad northrop, isn’t that what fame is these days?! get off her nutz. just because she gives shout outs to the gays doesn’t mean you have to support this played out bitch!! lady gaga does not deliver
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i feel like carles tried to cum with her and she saw his lil peen and said fug dat. so bitter yo. sorry carles, she’s not interesting enough to post about.
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Lady Gaga is performance art is Lady Gaga
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who is this lady/bro? what songs does she sing/produce/rap?
I think yall are confused and this is that lady Peaches who wanted to fuck Bill Murray. Re-branded as a better name for people who want to be ‘lo-carb’.
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She went NYU, is that considered educated?
I’m so sorry she’s popular now, all hipsters unite and write her off for being popular.
I demand more disco sticks not brains
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She’s being sarcastic. She puts on a huge show to get the media interested. Its a big act.
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“lady gaga makes me gag”
-my 9 year old sister. if i had one
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//////////Reply by drummer
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
@indie ana,
she likes to gag on big dicks (your 9 yr old sister) lol
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//////////Reply by indie ana
//////////Posted May 30th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
@drummer, whoa your child sex fantasy with my fantasy sister is just wrong and not funny in any way, from now on i hate all drummers
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 10:27 am
@drummer, yeah, what the hell, your comment is creepier than the video we just saw.
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what a double-chinned downer
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/999/picture1txy.png
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feel so sad that the term “disco” is being associated with this sloppy bitch
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
@troyish, me too
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I think she is a cool gal. To bad her music sucks.
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amen brother she is a hideous landmonster
http://dismissedblog.com/2008/12/04/lady-gaga-you-have-been-dismissed/
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reminds me of my friend who ‘decided 2 b an artist’ 1 day and then changed her myspace layout.
SRSLY THO:
says on her wikipedia that she taught herself piano at age 4.
…makes sense.
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Kids DON’T DO DRUGS……..
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that person interviewing was Australian not English. H8 confusion over that
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AIDS?
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‘i’d cut my leg off’
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@cp, heheh
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She’s from Jersey, nuff said.
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ho cares. srlsy carles1
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Wow. This is amazing. Thank you.
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h8 u Carles!
Not really sure who Gaga Lady is, but in an attempt to be ‘objective’ and ‘open-minded’, I watched the video.
There’s something ‘very po-mo’ about her. Not really sure what po-mo means, but I think it has something to do with Andy Warhol/Jacksie Pollack/Velveteen Undergrounds/The Bob Dylans.
She seems like a chill broad. Think she is ‘authentic’. Think she might ‘make it’.
Should I put The Gaga Ladies in my iTunes/WinAmp/Windows Media Player library? Wonder if she has been on P4k’s ‘Best New Music’ yet.
Just trying 2 stay relevant.
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crls r u saying u have a small dik?
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is actually retarded.
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yah i like her i think shes cool even though she has a trunk
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I think Kanye West might also ‘really be fucking retarded’
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//////////Reply by Daft Punk
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@fortune,
I think your on to something
h8 u Kanye
h8 u lady gaga
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i’m pretty sure lady gaga will die from a tragic overdose in a hotel room in california and her name will enter history as one of the most misunderstood and underestimated artists of our time. you watch.
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Yes, having cameltoe proves ur in touch with nature/sexuality.
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cuntphlegm
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srsly- she acts like a massive downie (& mite hav a lazy eye)
definately not authentic.
the age of the post-meaningfulcore popwhoredominators is upon us.
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Jeez. Like all of this information was not known before. I worry about the comments more than I do about Carls posts. Kids just recitin’ what he says. Sheep.
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I don’t get it. WHy is Carles upset?
Isn’t he the same as lady gaga. He’s full of venoma and manages to be racisit and bigoted to all sorts of coloured folks. Also, he rants on about wanting to cum on girls tits and fuck little girls…
So on what grounds does this offend Carles? MAybe she is stealin his show? Mayeb he wishes he had th eaudience.
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what a stupid cunt bitch.
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she should move to africa [via black guys having big Ds]
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//////////Reply by wtf
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 11:29 am
@d, looooooooooooooooooooool
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someone compile all the pix of her “camel toe” i’ve seen it a multitude of times.
is a “camel toe” the new “anco?”
confused yall.
scared yall.
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Prologue:
I’m not trying to defend Lady GaGa out of fandom, just point some things out.
End Prologue.
This is pretty paradoxical. Carles is calling out Lady GaGa as being ‘fucking retarded’ or having ’something mentally wrong’ on the grounds of her being overtly sexual (see: big dicks) or something. It’s not clear because right after that he just asserts his opinion of Lady GaGa. For three paragraphs. And in any case, if we’re branding her as ‘fucking retarded’ for being overtly sexual and using simple language, then who are you to say she’s ‘fucking retarded’? On this blog you can see Carles talking about ‘cumming’ and ‘authentic nip slips’ and ‘alt breasts’ and ‘alt peens’ all without ‘proper spelling’. I get the same ‘retarded’ vibe from HRO and Lady GaGa alike.
Epilogue:
Carles, I don’t know where this is coming from, and I don’t think I care enough to ask, but I thought that HRO was interesting because it wasn’t another Perez Hilton, calling out celebs.
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//////////Reply by brick
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@a noney mouse,
Carles is performance art is Carles.
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//////////Reply by a noney mouse
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
@brick,
shit i take everything back
i think?
(no)
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//////////Reply by sevbo
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 4:54 pm
@a noney mouse,
in fact, perez luvs the gaga ladies.
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//////////Reply by a noney mouse
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 5:26 pm
@sevbo,
I know he does. I was referring more to the fact that Perez Hilton’s blog is known for celebrity news and gossip and does blogs more in the direction of this post as opposed to Carles’ usual posts.
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//////////Reply by sevbo
//////////Posted May 31st, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@a noney mouse,
i understand. i just wanted it to be known to the rest of the posters here. i also think it’s pretty ironic.
SilverTell is transcending cultural confusion over LayDgah [via Grizzzzy's 2weeks.]
Make it easy
Take your time, yall.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm
@SilverTell, kinda scared veckatiwhatevs is losing relevance. too much to ‘keep track’ of in conceptualcore in 2k9.5-2k9.6.
s0 much beauty in the world, yall. not sure i can stand it (via entrapment in wes bentley’s plastic-bag suburbia).
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she’s not really all that hot so maybe she’s overcompensating with all the drug and disco stick talk
if you aim for nothing, nothing is what you get
she’s a talented songwriter but the joke might be on her if she doesn’t watch out
it’s just radio payola c’mon it don’t really matter
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posters can haz big dicks too?
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She’s taking the piss. She’s a professional songwriter for a bunch of mainstream artists like Akon, Britney, etc and she clearly made a decision early on to shroud her personality in lies and outrageous shit (getting naked and doing acid at Glastonbury every year, bisexuality or whatever, etc etc) for 1) the lul, and 2) publicity.
I think (eh?) Carles is being sarcastic… I think? That whole barb about her “getting older” and “not being about to handle it” seems directed at dumb jealous hos who say this kind of shit about other women out of bitterness. But to be honest I’m not sure… I’m finding it difficult to see the truth below all these layers of irony. Wilderness of mirrors
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carles if you ever meet this thing i fully expect some kind of fistbumpin or hi5ing to commence
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she’s pretty gross. reminds me of this whorish girl i know who has the unfortunate nickname of ‘big-nose bad-face’
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//////////Reply by denny
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@jez,
sounds cute can i has digits
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Why are y’all obsessed with her? This is exactly what Lady Gaga understands…therefore use it for her advantage to sell more records (via ppl like y’all talking about her). She is a Post-pop Artist, Post-andywarhola. She is not real y’all. She is a brand and a reflection of the evolving pop culture 2k9. This just show how y’all care so much in talking about what you think is a real person but does not exist in reality.
Stefani Germanatta = Lady Gaga ??
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//////////Reply by Jez
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 am
@azn, do you really think anyone who reads HRO and is commenting here (with all this negativity) is going to be spending a cent on one of her records?
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//////////Reply by azn
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 3:25 am
@Jez, not all HRO readers are hipsters. I’m talking general. The interweb is open to everyone and info spreads fast. Negative and positive, it gets more people paying attention and ultimately some people will “discover” her from all this talking and like what she does and go to her show or maybe buy her records. Companies will invest in her. HRO has invested/supported her (via HRO ADs that includes Lady GaGa’s music) and ultimately you, the reader.
Think about it.
Anyway, which has more influence HRO or Perez Hilton or mainstream radio//corporate music industry? HRO is just a blog, y’all.
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Lady Gaga= a danceable Paris Hilton
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Soooo my friend has been a back up dancer before for her in NY and she isn’t retarded… she’s actually nice. and her fame just happened… don’t hate on someone who has mad fashion skills and is actually living her fantasy.
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//////////Reply by azn
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
@Meredithmarkovich@ma,
are you pepper’s friend?
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she must be the biggest piece of shit that has ever been allowed to open her mouth on camera period
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WILL FUCK IT
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I’ve never heard this woman’s music, and after watching that, I’m glad I’ve never wasted my time. she is no different than any other manufactured asshole in the music industry, except that she will only except huge cocks for coke.
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//////////Reply by Nina
//////////Posted June 1st, 2009 at 11:48 pm
@UD,
so it was the music led you to reveal that Gaga is a manufactured asshole.
Whenever I listen to music that’s the first thing I consider. Was this manufactured? I only like manufactured music. It’s music that should be like compared more like a Honda to a Ford. Do some research on pop songwriters and I bet you can play the Kevin Bacon game with your favorite indie bands all the way to Max Martin.
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//////////Reply by UD
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 8:41 am
@Nina,
I don’t think music should be treated like a cheap make of car, made on an assembly line. a
but that’s just me, I guess. I found it really trivial when she exposed her self for who she really was, when the question was asked what she would give up, sex, fame, or music only 10 seconds later, to forget that music was apart of the question.
I’m not fooled.
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for someone who has mediocre music, mediocre fashion, and mediocre looks, she sure has me convinced that she’s talented, stylish, and hot.
i f’in <3 gaga so much
i heard she went to an nyu party, was there for like thirty seconds, poured a fifth of tequila over her body, screamed “i’m gaga, bitch!” and then left. true story
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//////////Reply by SilverTell
//////////Posted June 2nd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
@denny, lol
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<3 u even more for sharing my views on stupid bitches from today
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Lady Gaga is the best.. Keepin the house fun and party!
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POST MOAR DIX IN MY MOUF
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just because shes great at marketing herself, doesnt mean shes not a dumb, no-talent slut. like paris hilton and the rest of the “it” gang.
and just because shes “doing her own thing” doesnt mean that shes not a dumb, no-talent slut.
i mean come on guys, all the idiots paying attention to her (such as ourselves, although i despise a bitch) are whats making her worth “blogging” about and whats giving her fame. its a double edged sword.
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wtf paparazzi video
she has nowhere edgier to go
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THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE RATATOUILLE
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I think the running theory that men in the accounting office have come up with (which are like sages in everything all man related) was that Lady Gaga is this generations Cher.
Think about it. Have you ever seen any other girl with a one-piece get up… other than Cher? Pin straight hair at one point in their lives… other than Cher?
Surely, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist (because it took 4 men during a coffee break) to find out that boys growing up around the 80s had lots of exposure to Cher’s cooky crazy get up and her weird sexual allure.
So it’s not necessarily, that Lady Gaga is fresh… she’s just a re-hashed version of what young men hoped was the end of the awkwardness that women like Cher and Lady Gaga continue to do.
True Story.
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Dicks are proly tolly ’stiff’ and relevant.
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I think she is a post op transsexual. Just look at this picture:
http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/18/23/what-lady-gaga-really-looks-like-20206-1232337767-4.jpg
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Are you retarded? Seriously, could you have used any more quotation marks? You probably don’t know what I’m even typing because there are not quotation marks on every other word. Let’s try this: you are the ’stupid’ one because you don’t ’seem’ to know ‘proper’ English. Got that, didn’t ya?
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