Meme via hypebeast
I am jealous of Steve Aoki.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki’s life.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki living in Los Angeles and me living in suburbia.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki’s apartment.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki’s massive record/vinyl collection.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki’s custom black Macbook.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki’s t-shirt closet
I am jealous of Steve Aoki’s shoes.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki having a strong enough personal brand to wear sunglasses during an interview.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki for having a neverending supply of free vodka.
I am jealous of Steve Aoki for having an HDTV [meme via 2k6.]
I am jealous of Steve Aoki having an empty fridge, meaning he is ‘rich enough’ to always eat out.
I am jealous of Steve
I am jealous of Steve Aoki for existing before email and myspace existed.
I am jealous of every one for having things that I do not have.
I am jealous.
I am human.
I care about material things, and important immaterial things like ’status’, ‘fame’, ’success’, and ‘authenticity’.
I watch Television shows like CRIBS and ‘get insanely jealous’ of things that I don’t have, but think I deserve. I wonder if I will ever live in a space that is more than 500 sq feet in a neighborhood with a high property value. I feel doomed. How do u become an altCeleb, and more importantly, how do u effectively monetize ur personal brand after ur ‘altFAmous’?
I am sad that Steve doesn’t have a ‘gaudy’ new-money house that is filled with ’stupid shit’ like rappers, athletes, and television stars featured on the show CRIBS. Sort of want to install some sort of ’sweet ass’ waterfall with a movie theatre in my dream home. What would u put in ur dream home? Might put a stripper pole next 2 my vinyl collection.
I feel like I need to write more posts where like I ‘admit’ my ‘insecurities’ and ‘deeper feelings.’
/blogging/is/therapeutic.
Previous posts about Stephen Aoksmith
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/t/steve-aoki
Last nite a DJ saved my life.
miss u dim mak porn scandal.
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FirstBro <3 steve
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Hey you guys, thanks for checking out my place in LA, be sure to hit me up on myspace.
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//////////Reply by Myth
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@SteveAoki [DimMAK],
I am jealous of HRO ‘having their life saved’ [via altCeleb SteveAoki]
I am jealous of HRO and SteveAoki having more followers than me on twitter.
How do I ‘work hard’ to be as ’successful’ as HRO or SteveAoki?
Worried I will never be ‘famous’.
I’m just one bro.
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//////////Reply by blalttothefuture
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
@SteveAoki [DimMAK],
put me in a phornoh.
pour
faver.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=434875162
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//////////Reply by megatitz
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
@SteveAoki [DimMAK], What was that treat box that you took out tha fridge???
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what is that sound straight at the beginning? nice tune btw
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//////////Reply by brosef
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
@shoopda, some remix of Whitest Boy Alive’s “burnin”…cant find it though
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//////////Reply by Greggg
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@brosef, Whitest Boy Alive – Burning (Krazyfiesta Remix)
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//////////Reply by shoopda
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 2:08 am
@Greggg, thx greggg and brosef via helping out a bro.
//////////Reply by sldkjas
//////////Posted May 20th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
@shoopda, i’m going crazy looking for this, did you find it anywhere shoop?
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Why be jealous? If you work as hard as he does you can have all those things too. The man is a work machine!
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I think i would put a sweet as vinyl collection in my cribs home.
i’d need to buy some vinyl first.
would it be necessary to get a record play too?
i dunno
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am i the only one who notices how he pretty much has nothing on his walls and its kinda pretty much a dump
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//////////Reply by alt?
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@octopus magic,
Isn tht wht mks him alt?
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//////////Reply by octopus magic
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
@alt?, i guess but yeah he reeks of having no real substance and it makes me kinda sad for him
just a lil
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jelis of gheyoki-bro.
wish i could rent out my bathroom for three hundred bucks.
wonder why steve gheyoki even needed to make three hundred dollars when he probably makes hoards of monies from playing shitty music.
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steve aoki + seb. tellier + tommy sunshine = second ‘cuming’ of jesusbro
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i am jealous of his cherry ass fixed gear bikes yo
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all possessions, no personality
who wanna murk stevie baby
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can’t afford most of his stuff, but does anyone know where I could get those sweet altClothes Hngrs?
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
@fortune,
cribs is for blipsters in 2k12
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i call bullshit. carles n aoki are tight they know all the same people in LA didn’t any one pay attention otthe poster for HRO’s WMC party? sheesh people
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i just fel in <3 with tao lin
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What’s the biggie/sega genesis track at the end?! Gotta pick that up right quick.
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//////////Reply by hey
//////////Posted May 20th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
@mp, for realz, any1?
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//////////Reply by hey
//////////Posted May 20th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@mp,
http://www.imeem.com/megusta408/music/2MnzB0Bd/me-gusta-megadrive/
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i am jealous of steve aoki because he uses ghost writers on his “remixes” and “tracks”.
i am jealous of steve aoki because he bought ‘fame’ and ’street cred’.
but srsly, i am really jealous he got to peep Devon’s camel toe every morning.
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I’m jealous of his hair actually
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xcus me carles.
my understandings tht there r no “black macbooks”. there r only “blackbooks”
thx. pieces.
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i think steve aoki is the first bro i actually truly love and h8 at the same time.
i thought his pad would be alot more interesting, not really that great, looks like he lives in melrose area. im younger than him and i have my own house in the hollywood hills. hahaha poor aoki. doesnt your dad own some japanese restuarant franchise?
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//////////Reply by forumbro
//////////Posted May 20th, 2009 at 2:28 am
@Blipster, feel lyk ur ‘missin the point’
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i get the distinct impression the dude hardly lives there. his house is basically a venue to bring friends and party/stash clothes in.
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Wow, he’s a very materialistic AZN. Hey Laska.
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Hey y’all,
I’m an entry lvl alt looking to become more alt. it comforts me 2 kno that steve aoki also has an ‘x360box’. good to kno that mainstream gaming systems are acceptable to own even when you are a prominent LA dj.
Carles, plz do a post about the status of videogaming in alt culture. Can i still be a ‘gamerBro’ but also be an ‘altBro’?
Should I buy a NES/SNES/Sega Genesis/Sega Dreamcast/N64 to be more alt? Or should i stick to my ‘x360box’? plz help
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i used to write bands in highschool all the time.
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dudes got it locked and poppin…
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