Yall. I saw the preview for the new movie with the CurbYallsEnthusiasm guy, and I feel really confused. Why did they need to bring Woody Allen on board? I feel like the Larry David comedy formula was just fine as it is. Even though Woody Allen has branded himself as ‘being authentic’ and ‘from New York’, I just don’t really relate to him. Maybe I’m not old enough. Does n e 1 know if his movies are good? I heard he has some movie called ANNIE HALL or something. Does n e 1 know why I should try 2 relate 2 Woody Allen?
Going to watch the trailer then ‘react’
Feel like it might be one of those films that is about old people ’searching for happiness’ or something. Makes me scared to get old. Might need to make a ‘Bucket List’ or something of things I want 2 do before I ‘kick the bucket.’ Feel scared about getting old, but still having my ‘zany, snarky’ perspective on life. Hope I am a quirky old person, like the Larry David brand. Sort of wish Seinfeld was still on the air. Remember sitcoms back b4 people were into hour long dramas/crime scene bullshit / mystery shit like “Lost” / shittie comedies like THE OFFICE?
miss the past, yall.
But srsly yall… Just made this post 2 say that I h8 Woody Allen. I read on a blog that American Appy had 2 pay him $5 million dollars ($US) for using his image on one of their billboards. As a blogger who has been funded by Am Appy progressive advertisements, I feel like this is ‘fucking bull shit.’
I have done more for the Am Appy brand than Woody Allen did for having his image used on 1 of their billboards. Sort of wish Am Appy gave me $5 million in banner ads or something. Feel like Woody Allen is spoiled for not know what it means 2 have Am Appy select you as a ‘cobranding partner.’ Having Am Appy banners on ur webspace is a privilege, not a right.
But then again Woody Allen was 1 of the first ppl to ‘buy an AZN.’
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i wanna buy an asian handjob.
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//////////Reply by indie ana
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
from steve aoki.
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//////////Reply by HammerHeadSharks!
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
@indie ana, win
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//////////Reply by le CEECEE
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
@HammerHeadSharks!,
NO TAO LIN
//////////Reply by natalee hologram
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
@HammerHeadSharks!, le CEECEE, feel like the internet might self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, etc., yall.
crls + cash$$$ settlements + altjews + am appy + AZNs = dangerous vortex.
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Carles, ur just being a h8r. Your blog is entertaining, but Woody Allen’s “personal brand” is worth much more than the carles brand.
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@first, wrd
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//////////Reply by cassandracula
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 12:46 am
@Jenny Haniver,
werd to this wrd
I am supportive of the stylistically convenient mentality of living in the moment, but part of being culturally relevant (as you seem to strive for) involves keeping a knowledge of the history that paved that culture!
Allen is gold and so is your blog (mostly ;))
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//////////Reply by wago waan tha' don
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 9:44 am
@cassandracula, werd werd werd werd werd. how can a youngun judge some1 based on aesthetics alone . you havent seen annie hall or any of his films but he’s still irrelevant? try on experiencing some shit before u judge young single/simple minded square-git.
//////////Reply by KanyeWEster
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 9:52 am
@first,
Word.
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that movie looks pretty ‘extremely bad’
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feel like ‘carles’ should get a ‘jew’ ghostwriter, bro doesn’t really ‘get’ the chosen peoples
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@abraham, as a fellow MOT i agree.
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//////////Reply by d
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
@Jenny Haniver, altjews = original tribal alts…i wonder if some of the ancos are altjews…there music is pretty tribal.
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@d, you may be onto something bigger than we ever imagined.
prittaaaay pritaaay pretty good crls
curb your enthusiasm helps me see life positively cuz at least im not a jewishbro that makes every1 ‘pissed off’ even when im just ‘being me’
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i am really excited to see this movie. big fan
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Ya know, at the end of the day, I see Carles and Woody Allen in the same light bc they are both s00 self-aware and questioning about society and the ‘landscape in which they find themselves’. If WoodAl was from Generation Y, he’d be competing with u Crls. Maybe thats why yalls egos clash and you can’t relate with each other.
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//////////Reply by azns again crls rlly
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 12:33 am
@fortune, just for the attention of Devon Aoki
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//////////Reply by zbangzzz
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 5:53 am
@azns again crls rlly,
o wao, i loled @this
think ur name is prtty confusing tho.
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“WHATEVER WORKS [on MS Paint is good enough for this poster]“
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sleeper is the best w. allen movie
it was all downhill from there
or maybe the one where hes a criminal and tries to rob a bank with a gub
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//////////Reply by annie
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 2:22 am
@anon, i agree, sleeper is excellent and the only time i’ve actually laughed at a woody allen movie. woody allen is just such a creepy guy.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 8:33 am
@anon, HRO is kinda like ‘what’s up, tigerlily?’ reappropri8s sillie content for more LOLs
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<3 woody allen. Small Time Crooks was really funny. So was Sleeper. Not just funny for old people!
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“Sort of wish Seinfeld was still on the air.”
Ah yes, what would HRO be without at least one stealth product placement ad/plug per diem, the Internet equivalent of giving a handjob with his mouth to the corporations who buy banner ads on his site?
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 18th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
@Hung Fa Lo,
are the jews behind it?
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//////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 12:21 am
@adelaide, in the sense that they’re always givin’ it to whitey, yes.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 5:56 am
@Hung Fa Lo, see I’m kind of high right now so I’m conflicted over saying nice job or your so full of shit…..I really can’t decide.
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//////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 10:33 am
@anony, you have just attained hipster satori, my friend. Welcome to the club.
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FUCK YOU CARLES I <3 THAT SHOW THE ORIFICE
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azns would be so much better if every fucking white dude in new york fucking city. didnt fetishize them. seriously. if yall wanna be really authentic, yall altbros should fetishize JAPs, jewish american princesses. azn-sounding name, endless benefits like bagels and blow jobs.
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//////////Reply by zbangzzz
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 5:56 am
@azns again crls rlly,
i tried this for a few months. it never pans out like buying the right azn does. and trust me when i say that the bagle thing gets old fast.
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//////////Reply by anony
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 5:59 am
@azns again crls rlly, azns get free bagels? I really should get out more often.
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//////////Reply by zbangzzz
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 5:59 am
@azns again crls rlly,
the bj’s WERE AMZNG tho. but unfortunately that doesn’t make a race more alt.
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//////////Reply by azns again crls rlly
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 10:34 am
@zbangzzz, we are the most authentic alts though…
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//////////Reply by zbangzzz
//////////Posted May 20th, 2009 at 1:47 am
@azns again crls rlly,
azn alt jealousy leads to
jewbro/blpstr/mexicalt yllw fever leads to
zany azn girlfriends lead to
+1million altpoints
duh.
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woody allen is boss (even if he is a tad creepy).
and annie hall is an orgasm of a movie.
if ur into seinfeld, my guess is youd like it.
definitely on my top 25 favorite movies of all time list…perhaps even top 10. i havent actually bothered to rank them, but if i did, im sure it would be up there.
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crls probs watches american office which is a joke [via not funny]
uk office is less embarrassing
don’t get the seinfeld = product placement cmmnt
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//////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 10:38 am
@bro, it’s amazing how close your comment is to the Seinfeld Season 9 banner ad stage right.
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//////////Reply by just sayin'
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
@Hung Fa Lo, thats not a banner ad. not sure where all ur h8 is from.
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//////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
//////////Posted May 19th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
@just sayin’ = clueless.
Am Appy FAIL / Jews WIN
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Your blog is a sensation, and “kulturally relevant” as well. Don’t forget to turn off the klieg lights before you march off to bed. Goodnight sweet prince/führer.
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film looks ‘fucked up’ and a ‘tired shittie rehash of jewie NY humour’.
0.5% LD in this at most.
youtube ‘bananas woody parking’ 4laffs
ps. sleeper, manhattan moider myst, annie hall
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Woody is the original chosen one.
His movies through to the late 80’s were amazing. He’s the best. His movies in the 2000’s were mostly crappy but still pretty F’N good for a guy who makes 1 movie per year for the past 37 years.
America’s greatest director all times, along with Scorcese and possibly Tarantino.
“Hey, don’t knock masterbation. it’s sex with someone I love” – Woody allen
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I tweeted that Woody Allen story to Carlos yesterday morning. <3
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yAll
I feel that I should be the director of all indie movies, as well as be in AMAPPY ads. I live a very sexy yet alt life
look at my past few facebook statuses
Cecilie Ann T. Medina is going to cat club tonight!
Cecilie Ann T. Medina drinking session at my cousins’s house is cool!
Cecilie Ann T. Medina is back home in the east bay but shes gonna go back to the cat club tonight ;)
Cecilie Ann T. Medina is going to vallejo to chill with the cousins and back to the city in the morning for school n cat club
Cecilie Ann T. Medina I think Goodbyes Consignment Shop is trying to get rid of me.
Cecilie Ann T. Medina is going to the Tenderloin to see her beautiful girl Evie after school. Maybe going to Divas or cat club or bar hopping tonight? No homo :p
Cecilie Ann T. Medina is cooking fillipino food tonight.
Cecilie Ann T. Medina Aaaww the good times seeing Panic! at the disco live with my friend Chelsea in Vegas.
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Cecilie Ann T. Medina is drunk off from red wine. Drank the whole bottle.
Cecilie Ann T. Medina is living in a dreamworld.
Cecilie Ann T. Medina Depeche Mode party tonight at the cat club!
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