I think this movie is supposed 2 appeal 2 me since I am alt and see the world in a quirky way.

Yall. I was at the movie theatre seeing ‘Star Trek Wolverine Bro’ or something, and I saw this indie movie poster.

At first I thought it was some sort of advertisement for an NBC spinoff show since it had a worker from The Office and another classic ‘unfunny’ broad from Saturday Night Living.

Then I saw the trailer. I think it has a lot of elements that draw me in2 it.

  • Guy with beard and glasses
  • Quirky conversation
  • sillie situations
  • moments where it looks like some1 is ‘breaking free’ from society’s norms
  • Meaningful moments (sometimes with a bunch of people laughing)
  • some sort of folk/indie ballad in the background
  • It is made by focus features
  • couple with shitty car in a modern world
  • animated meaningful drawings that are probably metaphorical
  • scene where people are ‘moving’ on one of those things in the airport
  • directed by an old guy who gets to ‘make love’ to Kate Winslett
  • cartoony drawn font
  • actors who create ‘caricatures’ bc they don’t really ‘know how 2 act’/it has become a popular tool in the modern ‘indie’ genre
  • has a bunch of people who are in ‘comedies’ trying 2 be taken seriously [via Jim Carrey].
  • Remember when Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels were in Dumb And Dumber, but then they decided 2 stop making money and get serious?

I feel like these are some critical elements that draw me into films, cuz they are sort of like a mashup of Nappy Dynamite, Juno, Lil Miss Sunshine, Gigantic, and 500 Days of Summer.  Hopefully the themes that are portrayed in this movie don’t isolate tweens and teens, who don’t want 2 go 2 the to see a movie ‘about some pregnant bitch.’  Probably would be boring 2 them, ever since the text message was invented.

I feel pretty intrigued by the guy from The Office’s (John Krasinski’s) personal brand. I feel like he is sort of like Zach Braff 2.0. I think he is just trying to be ‘authentic’ but not make anything that will ‘pigeon-hole’ him quite like ZBraff’s masterpiece Garden State.  Think he will probably just be on TV for a long time, and make some krappie , and his ceiling is probably co-starring in a Julia Roberts/Sandra Bullock/Anne Hathaway movie.


He seems like he’s just here to be on the Earth to say ‘hey whats up. I’m just a chill bro. A little bit funnie, a lil bit meaningful. Always willing to look into the camera and make a face that tells u I am in a meaningful, zany, absurd situation bc of my boss, The 40 year old virgin.’

I feel weird finding out that Maya Rudolph is married to P.T. Anderson. Not sure if P.T. films are more authentic than Wes [Anderson] films. I think that There Will Be Blood / Boogie Nights / Punch Drunk Love are better than Tenenbaums / Rushmore /etc.

Wonder if he advised his wife against doing this ‘krappie film.’

Have yall seen n e good quirky-core indie lately with a meaningful theme

     
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29 Comments

  1. Marko M.
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    The soloist.

    FIRST

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    affirmitive

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    @Marko M., http://people.bu.edu/rcarney/indievision/darkvision.shtml

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  2. lolwut
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    fail 2 understand if u r leavin behind wes anderson.

    wut about zissou? r u finally becoming post-2010.5? or r u already there and we dont know?

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  3. c
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    shawshank redemption

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  4. Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    The only thing this movee’s missing is Zoey Deschanel/Giganticbro

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  5. stine
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm | Permalink

    <3 u long time, j.kras

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  6. octopus magic
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    this is what is supposed to happen when you are an old alt

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  7. Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    i saw the trailer//poster for ‘away we go’ at a
    V A L E N T I N O :: [the last emperor]
    screening my immediate reaction was that z.brafv.2bro was way too attractive for the snl chick and also that i as an audience member was being manipulated
    ALSO it was followed by a ‘julia/julie’ trailer
    am i imagining it or is nora ephron branding the ‘he’s-just-not-that-fucking-into-you’-chick as the next meg ryan [via haircut+m.ry getting old]???

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  8. Posted May 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    B. McGILLICUDDY

    i’m kind of worried CRLZ

    don’t know what appealz 2 me n e moar

    thought that these…quirky/zany/meaningful-core altfilms were my ‘end all-be all’ and that the 2ks would be ’so much fun’ b/c of them

    wrong.

    it all just feels so unauth, bro
    they have ‘defined’ ‘convention’ bro
    i just want to be ‘unconventional’ bro
    not ‘just another brick in the wall’ bro

    & @thesametime i kind of really enjoyed watching ‘Star Trek’, which is even moar confusing

    h8 u J.J. Baybramsbro

    and didn’t Sammy Mendes direct ‘American Beauty’?

    h8 u Kevin Spacebro

    and wasn’t the British version of ‘The Office’ more auth/funnie?

    h8 u John Krasinski, even tho ur my bro

    s000 confused,
    B. McGILLICUDDY

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    affirmitive

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    @RoRhet, http://people.bu.edu/rcarney/indievision/darkvision.shtml

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  9. louis
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    i find all those things in that list appealing
    mayb im in their demogrphc
    dont want 2 be a number
    want 2 start my own filmaking career [via youtube/vimeo and young unpaid actors/bros

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  10. OldAlt
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    this is the stage in any alt’s jrny where it is time 2 move 2 the woods and have a fireplace that heats the entire house

    its how you get rid of all “materialistic” things like electricity (never electro tho) and get “organic” things, like wood and hand woven blanets 4 ur cabin

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  11. urm0m
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm | Permalink

    crls, didn’t u already post this like 1000 blog yrs ago?

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    May

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    @urm0m, if I could thumps up your comment I would

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  12. panda
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm | Permalink

    feelin objectified
    but i am human
    advertising schemes
    not legit
    don’t want to be boxed in
    2 authentic 4 this

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  13. Jenny Haniver
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    Ha They filmed that shit in Tucson!

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  14. chorles
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 7:10 pm | Permalink

    damn carles nice post.
    saw ‘ipod shot’ and ‘deadpan conversations w ppl not looking at each other’. it so going 2 change me life.

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  15. .
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

    your ‘blogs’ are turning into mindless rants. wheres the fucking joke you fool

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    heroine

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    @.,

    LMFAO
    look in the mirror

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    heroine

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    @.,

    Before you take that the wrong way, I look in the mirror too. to put on lipstick and stuff.

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    heroine

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    @.,

    Miss u, garden state

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  16. brobro
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    will see this film bc john ‘Krazy’nski is ‘hawt’ and bc it is like Ellen Page & Michael Cera have grown older/a beard.

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    chong

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    @brobro, duggg

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  17. Posted May 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    lol why did you say saturday night living

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  18. Anna B
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    whoa bitch maya rudolph is kinda funny.. funnier than poehler

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  19. DNK
    Posted May 13, 2009 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    hate dave eggers thats for sure

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  20. Clausewitz
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    “I feel like he is sort of like Zach Braff 2.0.”

    s0 true. he directed a cover version of DFWbro’s “Brief Interviews w/Hideous Bros” @ Sundance this year, pretty impressive.

    mayB the br0 who plays Kenneth the Page will be Zach Braff 3.0.

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  21. maureen
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 12:53 am | Permalink

    gimme my movie back.

    this is not a metaphor.

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  22. Posted May 14, 2009 at 3:05 am | Permalink

    ugly broke 30somethin losers with an xtra mouth to feed, yuck.

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    mainstreamer

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    @littlesparrow, this

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  23. godbear
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    seeing this tonight.

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  24. chorles
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 10:02 am | Permalink

    damn, is that ‘multi-colour scarf bro’ pic available in poster form [via outside of dorm-room door]

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  25. Posted May 14, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    god this movie looks like a giant piece of shit

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  26. Claire
    Posted May 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    you missed anotha crucial elmnt:
    written by dave eggers, quirky writer of a heart breaking work of staggering genious

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  27. Enjoy DeChannel
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 10:50 am | Permalink

    just wanna escape the alien8in city
    live in a cabin w/ my gf
    write some folk songs
    & send the whole stuff 2 Pfork (via FedEx)

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  28. wago waan tha' don
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    this blog is official irrelevant and uncool. i associate with its disassociation. horrah.

    Reply

  29. Snoopz
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm | Permalink

    you nailed it brother, looks like shit!

    Reply

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