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I wish I could be a little alternative baby/kid, born into mainstream alternative royalty. It would be sweet to have a dad who was in one of the most popular maltstream bands of all time. It would also be 'pretty sweet' if ur dad was some1 like Tony Hawk, or something like that, bc then u could 'get xtreme' and 'play video games.
I wonder if I would rather have Blink182dad as a dad, or FallOutDad as ur dad. Feel like Pete Wentz might be 'embarassing' because Fall Out Boy's songs are 'hella ghey' in a tweeny kind of way. Also, u might get made fun of at school since he took 'cock pix.' Would be sweet to have Jessica Simpson as ur mom, though. Heard she has 'sweet jugs' [via Nick Lachey]
Would feel sweet having Blink182bro as ur dad. Feel like he writes songs that u could actually relate to. He would also be pretty appreciative about life, since he almost lost a bro [via tragic plane crash]. Think that both dads are 'loaded', so you could probably be a consumerCore kid during ur youth years, where you are encouraged to have a loud personality, and possibly have long hair.
When I was a kid
all I ever wanted
were parents who were famous
(but at least rich)
they would encourage me to 'be myself'
Even if I didn't get good grades
bc they could get me a kewl job
when I graduated from HS
and didn't want 2 go 2 college
What kind of parents do yall wish yall had?
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Comments
I wish my dad was a dragon.
@boobs, me too! lets be bros4life
this was actually a weak ass post.
i hope this post will appeal to your tween demographic.
this post was a let down.
i honestly feel detached from this post. - the tao bro
wish my dad came from the semen bank (hah, came)
kinda wish my dad was fred durst, yall. to be white and surrounded by pussy...does that make you a tampon?
ahahahahahahaha
I'm so glad this is the first comment.
This post makes me wish my dad was LindsayLohan.
Thats how worthless I found this post 2 b.
U drag me up nd down, Carles. U fondle my lil bod gently, then throw me in2 a frozen river.
U write masterpieces like this weeks "New TV Pilot", then write not-even-AltGarbage like this.
Just want some consistency.
2 much pain is involved in this constant back.nd.forth that we do.
you were a child
crawlin on your knees twoard it
makin (daddy) so proud
but your voice is too loud
way sad br0
i wish my dad was Johnny Depp so i could live in France and just chill on a boat all day.
I wish my dad was Hulk BROgan
i wish my dad was thommy yorke and he would have weird songs written about me performed by the radioheads [via ghey/aclaimed albums]
i wonder what it's like to have heath ledger as a dad........... :0
@yall, sad : (
frances bean cobain has the altest and deadest dad alive
The Greg Gilis!
He would like let me stay up and drink pabts and when I throw awesome house parties he'd be there and I'd only be a little embarrassed.
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Interesting post.
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