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Miss the days of authentic nip slip theory.

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Photo via the cobrasnake


I remember the 'glory days' or HRO when 'nothing mattered' except for alternative n00ds, nip slips, and bloghouse mp3s. Feel like the 'party' has died, kind of like that time that disco died, and people said 'disco sucks, yall.' But then in 2k8, people started making disco again since the internet created enough niches for a disco tune to exist+be consumed.

But srsly yall... nip slips might still be better than 'seeing a whole tit' because it leaves more 2 the imagination. like it is 'boring' when a girl puts out 2 fast, so u sort of need her to 'hold out' so you can get emotionally connected+obsessed with the eventual goal of 'cumming on/in her.' Then when it happens, u feel like life is meaningful, but eventually u 'get tired of it' and want some1 new.

Miss the search for the perfect alternative breasts.

Miss when altcelebs would 'show off their goods. Glad that the cobrabro is still willing to 'be himself' but wish more females would do the same.

Previous nipslip coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/nip-slips

Comments

anonymous's picture

i don't know

anonymous's picture

@anonymous,
so over hro now.

Andrew's picture

I wasn't really focusing on the nip slip as much as I was focusing on the girl's face to the right.

ohai's picture

@Andrew,
chick is like "haaaay"

haha's picture

that dude in the fred perry..he knows whats up..he knows

tao lin's dad's picture

@haha, isn't that tao lin?

colin jones' bones's picture

@tao lin's dad, lo that was the first thing i thought. but i don't think tao smiles like that.

jojo's picture

cobrabro is making me wet. feel a need to tug to this foto, femme stylez.

OR NOT.

octopus magic's picture

the prty is over :( its all about finding meaning and stuff

jonas's picture

more importantly, Daryl Hannah (on the right) has really let herself go since Blue Iguana

Pam's picture

I want to go down on this guy.

yellowpaiges's picture

@Pam, BARF

adelaide's picture

all of aznbro-in-the-background's chnse nu yrs have come at once.

if he is in fact mexican, i apologise to all altinos and azns alike for disgustingly mixing the two races.

forumbro's picture

@adelaide, lol. jus can't help it yall.

tug!'s picture

@adelaide, i lol'd

bro's picture

cobrasnake = pedofork

yall

just thought i'd 'put that out there'

<3 lil AltGirls + MacBooks

ternative4life's picture

@bro, this blog is totally ripping off carls! radiantjungle.com
mark references and everything.
wow
i want to go leave mean spirited comments lol

mariana's picture

The guy is so not sexy. He should practice on how he poses for the picture

brick's picture

-fck btchs, gt mne

alec's picture

can we tlk about th ppl in the pic bckground moar?

adelaide's picture

@alec,

i already did.

and lolled at my own material.

still waiting for replies tho :(

Curtis Alan Bee's picture

In the universe of authenticity, the nip slip is the sun. A really good fucking band, or interesting blog, or meaningful something is simply the NS energy reconfigured.

I can't JO to one of these, but it'll remain in my memory longer than say . . . some fake-tittied pornstar with coke rocks in her nose or a recession-era lap dance.

JamesDean33's picture

i can tugg all day to this blog

luvv yaaa carles!

manbaby.'s picture

carles, a girl me and my bros hang out with became a meme the other day. i dont really know how to feel about this. s0 weird seeing her on a popular, funny blog that i read on the reg. will i just become a meme someday? is this what it all comes down 2?

Buffalo's picture

@manbaby.,
provide a link. I wanna tug.

manbaby.'s picture

Gregg G.'s picture

POST MORE NUT SLIPS.. .REMMERB THOSE, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

panda's picture

@Gregg G., equality!!

forumbro's picture

feel like that is cobrabro's 'sex' look. like a lil tween just jumpd off his tip and ran for the camera, so he pushes his wang down but his blood is pumping and his face is still in it's 'i'm fucking you' expression

Mightytaiger's picture

@forumbro, hahaha, it's almost as if you were there, very true.

Buffalo's picture

This girl was feeling all horney for sure. She KNOWS her nips are out and she's feeling all jacked. She's probably speeding up her dancing and is going at it faster and more provocativly than any of the other girls cause of the sexual provativeness-high. The boys are slowing down their dancing and transitioning to just boppin their heads and staring at her tits. (I'm a psych major)

Probs I would slide off the floor and ride the wall so I could get a nice calm, focused inspection of her boobs.

Ahh.. mis the night life yall. gotta be home for the alt-kids and alt-wife.

chorles's picture

WHOA!
cobra bro is totally crazy probably a chill guuy 2 drink with n does any1 know what kind of camera he uses thinking about taking pix at the next party n then going to a hotel room and taking personal pix 2 show how my life is jus crazy 'no matz' where I am.

Bloghaus's picture

CRLS, when can we expect the sister site 'nipster runoff'?

Mightytaiger's picture

Mark is trying too hard to be Terry Richardson, either way, they both look like child molestors and are over hyped.

tig-O-bitties's picture

Contrary to what you all may think having large
B(o)(o)BS is actually a curse…there are all these expectations. Guys can't get past your breast fat to see through to your heart. And sometimes, when it is late late at night and I am all alone... I wish I was part of the itty bitty titty committee yall.

Joe's picture

I enjoy the comprehensive nip-slip coverage. It's good to see a bro who's still "chill" with the slips. Kinda tired of the Britney Spears/Paris Hilton slips. I feel like I'm a statistic when I see those. I'm not a statistic. I'm a human being. Don't label me, Britney. Don't label.

panda's picture

this is stupid carles
why r u doin advs 4 playboy
selling out in all the wrong ways

just another bro in the wall

anonymous bitch's picture

THIS FGGT UNDERSTANDS FGGTY NAKED-NESS
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb82/gimmetacos/crazynightscourtney00...
THEY SHOULD BECOME SIMILARLY HAIRY CHESTED BUTT BUDDIES : P

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