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Photo via the cobrasnake
I remember the ‘glory days’ or HRO when ‘nothing mattered’ except for alternative n00ds, nip slips, and bloghouse mp3s. Feel like the ‘party’ has died, kind of like that time that disco died, and people said ‘disco sucks, yall.’ But then in 2k8, people started making disco again since the internet created enough niches for a disco tune to exist+be consumed.
But srsly yall… nip slips might still be better than ’seeing a whole tit’ because it leaves more 2 the imagination. like it is ‘boring’ when a girl puts out 2 fast, so u sort of need her to ‘hold out’ so you can get emotionally connected+obsessed with the eventual goal of ‘cumming on/in her.’ Then when it happens, u feel like life is meaningful, but eventually u ‘get tired of it’ and want some1 new.
Miss the search for the perfect alternative breasts.
Miss when altcelebs would ’show off their goods. Glad that the cobrabro is still willing to ‘be himself’ but wish more females would do the same.
Previous nipslip coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/nip-slips
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i don’t know
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
@anonymous,
so over hro now.
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I wasn’t really focusing on the nip slip as much as I was focusing on the girl’s face to the right.
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//////////Reply by ohai
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
@Andrew,
chick is like “haaaay”
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that dude in the fred perry..he knows whats up..he knows
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//////////Reply by tao lin's dad
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
@haha, isn’t that tao lin?
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//////////Reply by colin jones' bones
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 5:25 am
@tao lin’s dad, lo that was the first thing i thought. but i don’t think tao smiles like that.
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cobrabro is making me wet. feel a need to tug to this foto, femme stylez.
OR NOT.
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the prty is over :( its all about finding meaning and stuff
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more importantly, Daryl Hannah (on the right) has really let herself go since Blue Iguana
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I want to go down on this guy.
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//////////Reply by yellowpaiges
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@Pam, BARF
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all of aznbro-in-the-background’s chnse nu yrs have come at once.
if he is in fact mexican, i apologise to all altinos and azns alike for disgustingly mixing the two races.
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//////////Reply by forumbro
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 4:17 am
@adelaide, lol. jus can’t help it yall.
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//////////Reply by tug!
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 6:42 am
@adelaide, i lol’d
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cobrasnake = pedofork
yall
just thought i’d ‘put that out there’
<3 lil AltGirls + MacBooks
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//////////Reply by ternative4life
//////////Posted May 28th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
@bro, this blog is totally ripping off carls! radiantjungle.com
mark references and everything.
wow
i want to go leave mean spirited comments lol
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The guy is so not sexy. He should practice on how he poses for the picture
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-fck btchs, gt mne
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can we tlk about th ppl in the pic bckground moar?
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//////////Reply by adelaide
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 1:16 am
@alec,
i already did.
and lolled at my own material.
still waiting for replies tho :(
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In the universe of authenticity, the nip slip is the sun. A really good fucking band, or interesting blog, or meaningful something is simply the NS energy reconfigured.
I can’t JO to one of these, but it’ll remain in my memory longer than say . . . some fake-tittied pornstar with coke rocks in her nose or a recession-era lap dance.
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i can tugg all day to this blog
luvv yaaa carles!
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carles, a girl me and my bros hang out with became a meme the other day. i dont really know how to feel about this. s0 weird seeing her on a popular, funny blog that i read on the reg. will i just become a meme someday? is this what it all comes down 2?
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//////////Reply by Buffalo
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 8:29 am
@manbaby.,
provide a link. I wanna tug.
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//////////Reply by manbaby.
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@Buffalo, http://www.latfh.com/post/112294326/look-at-this-fucking-santa-connection
lolz
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POST MORE NUT SLIPS.. .REMMERB THOSE, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by panda
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@Gregg G., equality!!
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feel like that is cobrabro’s ’sex’ look. like a lil tween just jumpd off his tip and ran for the camera, so he pushes his wang down but his blood is pumping and his face is still in it’s ‘i’m fucking you’ expression
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//////////Reply by Mightytaiger
//////////Posted May 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
@forumbro, hahaha, it’s almost as if you were there, very true.
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This girl was feeling all horney for sure. She KNOWS her nips are out and she’s feeling all jacked. She’s probably speeding up her dancing and is going at it faster and more provocativly than any of the other girls cause of the sexual provativeness-high. The boys are slowing down their dancing and transitioning to just boppin their heads and staring at her tits. (I’m a psych major)
Probs I would slide off the floor and ride the wall so I could get a nice calm, focused inspection of her boobs.
Ahh.. mis the night life yall. gotta be home for the alt-kids and alt-wife.
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WHOA!
cobra bro is totally crazy probably a chill guuy 2 drink with n does any1 know what kind of camera he uses thinking about taking pix at the next party n then going to a hotel room and taking personal pix 2 show how my life is jus crazy ‘no matz’ where I am.
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CRLS, when can we expect the sister site ‘nipster runoff’?
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Mark is trying too hard to be Terry Richardson, either way, they both look like child molestors and are over hyped.
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Contrary to what you all may think having large
B(o)(o)BS is actually a curse…there are all these expectations. Guys can’t get past your breast fat to see through to your heart. And sometimes, when it is late late at night and I am all alone… I wish I was part of the itty bitty titty committee yall.
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I enjoy the comprehensive nip-slip coverage. It’s good to see a bro who’s still “chill” with the slips. Kinda tired of the Britney Spears/Paris Hilton slips. I feel like I’m a statistic when I see those. I’m not a statistic. I’m a human being. Don’t label me, Britney. Don’t label.
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this is stupid carles
why r u doin advs 4 playboy
selling out in all the wrong ways
just another bro in the wall
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THIS FGGT UNDERSTANDS FGGTY NAKED-NESS
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb82/gimmetacos/crazynightscourtney001-1.jpg
THEY SHOULD BECOME SIMILARLY HAIRY CHESTED BUTT BUDDIES : P
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